The Shrink guy (Shrunk?) is making me touch him!
― Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
red steel is atrocious. terrible graphics (made worse by the fact that the game relies on long range shooting, often far away enemies can only be detected by gun fire or when they hit you), unresponsive controls, it is neither realistic nor fun to simulate opening a door with a flick of the nunchuck, so much time spent fucking around trying to escape through doors while getting shot the fuck up when a simple button press would suffice, ditto sword fighting, it just doesn't work. the music sounds like fucking propellerheads or some shit, like 10 minute tom rolls and played james bond melodies into atmospheric exhale drones/corny fake "j pop" drum n bass with insulting fake japanese vocals, terrible enemy ai and voice acting ("he's gone..", no i'm fucking not i'm shooting you in the head, dick). it's not so good. i just can't believe they fucked the controls up so bad, like who tests this shit?? how does it get through??
― rio natsume (rio natsume), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?
― kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link
― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― rio natsume (rio natsume), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link
also playing mario & luigi: superstar saga. too many tutorials, not enough fun yet.
― a.b. (abanana), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link
hahahahaha i think i know people who did.
― Will M. (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― Will M. (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Now to get a used copy of Dawn of Sorrow...
― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:36 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/feb_12_07-13.jpg
― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 23 February 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link
I'm surprised by how much fun most of these games still are, usually with emulators i'll play for a few seconds and then switch off but I was well into Robocod the other day. Alien Breed too was something I couldn't stop playing last night.
― Ste (fuzzy), Friday, 23 February 2007 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link