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you had shit in your finger?

― the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

a mediocre black-and-white shit in a finger wrapper

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

336. flights to chicago actually cheaper than trains to philadelphia. this is mostly a bummer because i can't believe what overcharging assholes amtrak are.

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Believe it, they totally are. Actually train to Philly might be cheaper if you can take local rail and transfer to SEPTA...? It's like a quarter (or less?) of the cost of Amtrak, from NYC.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

weirdly there's no local rail north out of baltimore. you can get to d.c. for seven bucks but if you want to get to wilmington, yr payin $45. (though if someone wants to tell me otherwise, i'd be happy to hear it.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(and last time i tried to take the bus i spent so much on cabs to and from the bus station -- way to put it in an abandoned industrial park area, dudes -- that it rendered the price difference almost negligible.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

337. flight got cancelled, after sitting (in first class) for an hour. maybe might make it to dallas tonight, what happens when i get there, i dunno, next flight to nyc is in the am.

the northeast is amtrak's only profitable corridor.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

338. Slowly circling the drain.

― the table is the table (trees), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

339. coworker getting completely shitfaced at lunch (read: she could not form complete words, let alone sentences) and trying to make out with me. most awkward shit ever -- can't wait to go back to work next week!

― false cat (sleep), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

340. rebooked flight got cancelled.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

341. 59 minute wait for reservations douche!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

most awkward shit ever

wow that makes it doubly weird that you were in the can when it happened

― a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:02 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:05 (seventeen years ago) link

-- false cat (enemy.airshi...), December 29th, 2006. (sleep) (later) (link)

wow you really do need this happy hour drink! my eggs are almost ready, i will be with you shortly!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

lall @ "my eggs"

― amon (amon), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:12 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:13 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

342. still on hold. on plus side, on second beer at airport bar.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 00:39 (seventeen years ago) link

343. suddenly not being okay AT ALL with the whole "yr life has changed in one day" thing

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(admittedly it's not exactly on the level of waking up to 'hey, you have cancer' or 'your mom is dead' or 'you have to move out of your house, divvy up yr possessions and pets, and travel 2900 miles across the country' but goddamn i hate this shit.)

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

344. also suddenly remembering just how much i hated this city this summer and how much i wanted out

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

345. back still hurts

― shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

346. still stuck in albuquerque.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

347. scalp razor burn

― violent j (sandboxhulkington), Saturday, 30 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

348. bank account continued to be compromised even after i cancelled my cards, meaning the thieves are accessing the account directly. hammer time motherfuckers!! stupid regional bank is going down! and most of the unauthorized debits were to the same companies?? no! i am not buying vitamins online! or pulp novels!

― friday on the porch (lfam), Saturday, 30 December 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link

349. may get to leave albequerque in, like, three hours or so.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sleep, is she hot?

not really

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

damn joel

― false cat (sleep), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, i know, i misspelled albuquerque!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

tsk...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

did you know that albuquerque used to have two r's?!? it's TRUE!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

CRAZY

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't believe you're still at the airport

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

though two r's in albuquerque... pretty crazy too

― impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 30 December 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you have been at the airport for like three days

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

minor bummer

350. will likely not get to see gorgeous half-italian half-indian not-really relation (aunt-in-law's brother's daughter) again, maybe ever. we really hit it off at the christmas party. this should probably be an ehhhhhhhhh but fuck, dudes, she's HOT

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

two days, learn to count.

351. i might make it back to nyc just in time for new year's eve! aka my least favorite holiday in nyc ever!

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever nye is best holiday because it is TBDAY

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

that is true anywhere in the world, tho. and anywhere else in the world is better than nyc on nye.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to go to sydney for nye... fireworks over harbor!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

is it already your birthday there tho? confusing with the idl and all that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, it is 1 pm there!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM AUSTRALIA

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

OZ WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU WELL WISHES ON THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTHING

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

THANKS DUDEZ

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

that was rude of me, to speak for a whole continent like that.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i probably shouldn't have put a word in for an entire fictional parallel universe

― baby wizard sex (gbx), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OK FINE I TAKE BACK MY THANKS JESUS

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link

352. violent food sickness

i was at roberto's, asked for a chicken taco. i got a chicken taco, except there was hardly any boiled chicken in it. and next to the taco, inside the wrapper, in a little pocket of lettuce and cheese that had fallen out of the taco shell, was a great big ... fried ... thing. it looked a little bit like a big fried squid. which was weird, because they don't make fried squid at this taco shop, just fried fish tacos, which isn't what i had ordered.

so anyway, i was like, "whatever, compliments of the chef" and popped it into my mouth. it was ok, a bit chewy. figured it was a piece of chicken skin or something that had fallen into the fryer with the taco shell and ended up in my food.

well, like i said, now i am violently ill. was it FRIED RAT???

― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god i think i'm going to be violently ill now, too!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 31 December 2006 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

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