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Due to 1. lack of ability to find any babysitter at all since early January and 2. A. being on day TWELVE of having influenza (don't worry, he's getting better slowly), we will be staying in tonight. We'll probably watch LOST, though.

Dan and FB, I never knew how easy you were to scare away!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there some sort of ILX meldown going on right now?

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know; I've been napping! (seriously)

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, do you want to narrate, or would it be easier to just look over the New Answers board and draw conclusions from there?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Read "Dear ILE - a plea" if you feel like it, where the highlight is a poster who is obsessed with image over substance calling me homophobic for unkindly pointing out that he's more obsessed with image than substance on a Beyonce thread on ILM.

I recommend NOT reading it, BTW.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

So hard for me to remain off that psycho "ILE HAS STRUCK THE ICEBERG WAHT WILL WE DO!" thread, but I'm doing my best.

xpost

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Highlights: Balkanization of regional threads due to desire to be in a safe place where one won't be insulted. HSTNGS THRD apparently unread by ILE.

FB, you smell like dirty balls.

DO YOU SEE?

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for summary guys!

I'm laughing at this: desire to be in a safe place where one won't be insulted. It's like the opposite of Hastings Thread!

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Sidenote: one of the women in my class said something last semester that was affectionately insulting, but then got all worried that I would be offended. I was completely taken aback by this. I think I said, "obviously, you did not grow up in Hastings!"

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus, I want my time back. I lost track of most of the arguments on that thread and my eyes started rolling back in my head.

Dan, I have no idea what that guy is talking about and neither does he.

John, I'm pretty much the same way w/r/t plea thread, but as a relative noob with a small click and some scattered acquaintances on the board, I would feel like I was stepping in between the drunk uncle and the schizophrenic cousin at a large dysfunctional family reunion. Everybody's red-eyed and the vibes are all weird. The rational people are getting spooked and making light, conciliatory jokes and reasonable counterpoints and the oldsters are grousing about the good-ole-days.

AND THERE IS NO JELLO SALAD I WANT TO SEE SOME SHIT SUSPENDED IN LIME JELLO OMG I WANT GOULASH AND PASTA SALADS AND COCTAIL WEENIES IN BBQ SAUCE OOH HAM ROLLS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, you are all fucktards that smell like your heads are stinky fucktards.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not going to read it; also, Dan you are one of the least homophobic people I know. (Now I'm done saying nice things about you.)

FB I will make lime jello for you and suspend grated carrots in it. You have to eat all of it, though.

Why do you all smell like goats?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably because I hang out with FB a lot, and he is a goat-fucker.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

John is king of TMI for the day.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ and logic:2
DP:0

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Probably because I hang out with FB a lot, and he is a goat-fucker.
-- John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (johnjuste...), February 14th, 2007.

You fuck John's mom one time...

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nicely done.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

JJ and logic: 0
DP and no lunch: 0

ZERO-SUM GAME

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

heh.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM A "CORE MEMBER" OF THE HSTNGS THRD, SO I'M HANDING OUT THE POINTS HERE.

JJ and JESUS:10 BAGAZILLION POINTS
EVERYONE ELSE:GOOSE EGGS BITCHES.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT

I PLAY MY "RACE CARD"

ME: FIVE MEGAQUAZILLION POINTS + REPERATIONS
EVERYONE ELSE: RACIST

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"CORE MEMBER" ALWAYS BEATS "RACE CARD".

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

HAS HISTORY TAUGHT US NOTHING?

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT THANKS TO MY "RACE CARD", MY "CORE MEMBER" DWARFS YRS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Back up here: John and FB both have philosophy degrees, shouldn't they have had to take logic courses?

On the other hand, Dan has been at ILX longer...

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My core concentration was logic, actually, which is why I bristled at the "proving a negative" misapprehension.

more importantly:ITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE "CORE MEMBER", ITS THE WAY THAT YOU USE IT TO MAINTAIN "SOCIAL ORDER" ON "TEH INTENETS". IF WE START LETTING JUST ANYONE INTO HSTNGS THRD, SOON OUR GENTLEMANS CLUB WILL BE OVERRUN WITH TEH HIP AND HOP.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I posted my response on the tedious thread.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

DP, PERHAPS WE SHOULD COMBINE OUR FORCES TO BATTEL FB, WHAT IS A "RED HEADED STEPCHILD" AS THEY SAY IN RURAL AREAS.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I am neither a core member or a racialist. I am a subversive.

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

^nor

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

RED STATED HEAD CHILD?

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

DEAD HATED RED CHILD

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

FIRE CARPET/DRAPES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD ALL CAPS DAY IS NOW IN SESSION! WAHT! HI DERE JW!

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

NO NO FB IS MY EVIL TWIN, SECRETLY SEPARATED AT BIRTH. NONE OF YOU CAN FOOL ME.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

SUP
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/Bobroberts3.jpg

― jw (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

UNEMPLOYED CARPET/DRAPES = UNSAFE STREETS AND BROKEN CARPET/DRAPE FAMILIES

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ONLY YUOR DOCTOR KNOWS FOR SURE TAHT YOU ARE ON TEH WELFARE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link

BLAH BLAH OBLIGATORY MOM REFERENCE BLAH BLAH

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

HAHA I OWN TEH LOGICS

― After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rain, Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

RED HEADED STEPCHILDS HAEV NO RAEL MOM, OBLIGATORY OR OTHERWISE

XPOST

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

CAN YOU REALLY CALL A DUTCH ELM-DISEASED TREE "MOM"?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I HAVE IDEA FOR PHRASE "POXY (GENE)PULE", BUT NOWHERE SAEF TO USE IT.

XPOST HEHEHEHE

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT SAFER SPACE EXISTS THAN HSTNGS THRED?

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

HSTNGS THRD: TEH FINAL FRONTIER

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WE INTERRUPT THIS FIGHTY FIGHT THING TO BRING YOU THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE:

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/dre500/e503/e503260f0qv.jpg

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO OUR REGULARLY-SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO CAN TAEK A RAINBOW DRESS IT IN A SMILE? NOT DAN BECAUSE LEX TOLED ME HE HAETS TEH GAYS.

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

A BRIEF INTERLUDE OF TEH FUNNEYS (THX TO INTREPED NOISE THRD RESEARCH)

http://72.14.209.104/search?q=cache:np1XlqD3Gq8J:ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php%3Fmsgid%3D3148798%26showextras%3Dtrue+site:ilx.wh3rd.net+priapism&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

― John Justen, surrounded by frail, wispy people. (John Justen), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I REMEMBER THAT LOL

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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