wish me luck, y'all
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
open bar for 5 hours, for better or worse
whoa
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
for real tho
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Lucky. Fucking. BITCH.
― OH NOES, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
Since the department party two (!) weeks ago was a university function, no booze. This is what sucks about a public university.
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, you'll be fine. In case things do get wild, the following are things that I have learned are generally frowned upon from attending various work holidays over the years:
- drinking the free wine sitting on the table straight from the bottle- dancing on a table top- hooking up with a co-worker out in the open and showing up to work the next day three hours late with mad scratches all over your back and proceeding to show them off- passing out at the table- showing your boss you tattoos where doing so means they see an area of your body that they normally would not
(Only actually guilty of one of those - the rest were things I consider myself fortunate to have witnessed.)
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
One more - starting a fight and taking a swing at a co-worker - don't do that.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
holy hell dude--pace yourself!
― cad, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
Just because there is free booze available for five hours doesn't mean you have to drink free booze for five hours.
― wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:27 (twelve years ago) link
As I'm posting that I realize how alien that would have sounded to me as little as six years ago.
Also do ppl who lose it completely at office parties never drink? I mean… have some dignity.
― wore glasses and said things (thejenny), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
Me either. I had my work Christmas party a few weeks ago and I just wandered around aimlessly, stoned and kinda drunk, not talking to anyone.
― Homosexual II, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
run wild, run free imo. be magnificent out there
― delonge and winding refn (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
drink like the wind!
― brownie, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link
Combination of:
- free booze- nervousness/excitement at drinking free booze with people you don't usually see after 6 pm on Fridays.
― Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link
even booze you have to pay for will get you fucked up if you drink it right, pro tip
― delonge and winding refn (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
liveblog it
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link
damn I guess this free food/booze thing really happens at everyone's office parties except mine, right ;_;
― brony island baby (case spudette), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
i ended up leaving with bottle of patron *kanye shrug*
― v-shasty, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
Somebody told me last week that Siete Leguas is the real Patrón
― wang dang google doodle (James Redd), Wednesday, 21 December 2011 00:00 (twelve years ago) link
You walked out of a bar with a bottle of Patron? You have had a week.
― Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
well it was a secret santa thing, but still
― v-shasty, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
pour it out for your 'fins
― brownie, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 01:19 (twelve years ago) link