Being Roy Keane

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The Chairman tells me he expects a top half finish. Fuck that. I'm Roy Keane. I told him we'd be getting promotion. Can see I'm going to have to watch out for this cunt.

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

nah this was v worthy of the tribute thread tbh

delonge and winding refn (p much resigned to deems), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Offered Ion Goikoetxea the assistant manager's job. He doesn't speak English but he looks fucking up for it.

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

Weeded out a couple of loan players who didn't look very determined. Went thru the squad list and put everybody with less than 2 stars up for transfer. I'm not having those sort of cunts dragging this club down.

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

i think u got the wrong goikotxea (i know, right?)

Ion Andoni Goikoetxea
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Not to be confused with Andoni Goikoetxea Olaskoaga.

awesome to have a clever englishman zinging yr enemies (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

I'm Roy Keane. Reputations mean nothing to me.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

no i've approached Ion. He's young and hungry and his determination and tactical knowledge stats are awes.

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

Also for some reason a lot of cunts don't want to come and join my Ipswich project. The standard of coaches out there is laughable. And the cunt of a chairman will only let me have 6 coaches. It's going to be him or me, I can tell you.

Nemanja Vmić (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 20 December 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link


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