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i projectile vomited on wedding gifts :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

after my dad forced me to do a keg stand :D

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

But are they wedding gifts that can be HOSED DOWN?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 18 March 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

oh actually no one even noticed, i cleaned it up pretty well. it honestly wasn't drunkenness that made that occur, it was being flipped upside down for a fucking minute and being forced to guzzle budweiser immediately after dinner. after puking i was like THANK GOD, IT'S RALLY TIME.

i just found out my sister beat us all in the party trashed stakes. she went nuts on white zin (!!) and, in her words, puked three big pukes, and two small ones. stay golden, girlfriend, stay golden.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i have some fantastic photos. my sister is apparently unable to ever shut her mouth so every photo of her looks like she's screaming at someone.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

oh sorry for the drunk dialing, those of you who know who you are.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 18 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

megan says hi to you, laurel!

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 18 March 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Emails were a phillip, pls to fedex hot single girls, I don't appear to have a wedding this year.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

guys if i don't find the cord for my phone soon i won't be able to do any more drunk texting ;_;

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Yay Ally, that is awesome.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:49 (seventeen years ago) link

success

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Sunday, 18 March 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

why won't they all leave and let me take a nap before i get to go to nice restaurant completely disgusting and unshowered, is all i am asking here.

― gin and sonic (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

NAPS FOR SOME, NICE RESTAURANT DINNERS FOR ALL

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i already brunched disgusting and unshowered, now i think i might actually take one of those shower things

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Spartans fend off 'Wild Hogs' and Bullock

^^i would watch this movie

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

oh right, shower

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL SUNDAY, NEW YORK OTM

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Monday, 19 March 2007 05:46 (seventeen years ago) link

sky me

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Monday, 19 March 2007 05:57 (seventeen years ago) link

I NEED WEDDING PICTURES so I can caption them with "That's not Tubgirl, that's ___________."

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Monday, 19 March 2007 12:33 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, to the few actual DC-area people reading this thread I ordered tickets to the Sunday, March 25th 1pm screening of Jacques Tati's Playtime at the AFI.

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2007/v4i2/tati.aspx#PLAYT

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

wicked! i will go. c cool

http://tati.ca-interactive.fr/minisite/images/btn_tvacanc.gif

― bong hits 4 jesus (dar1a g), Monday, 19 March 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://tati.ca-interactive.fr/minisite/images/btn_mariag.png

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Monday, 19 March 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oh my god, though some amazingly cruel twist of fate i have a mosquito bite on the bottom of my foot

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

this might be the single worst thing that's ever happened to me

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

blame it on: a simple twist of fate.
also: you were born too laaaaaaaaaaaaaate

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

NOO YORK SAY HERRO

http://lh4.google.com/image/carlygoodman/Rf6ktkyrQ9I/AAAAAAAAFKU/EZx1rScskuc/IMG_2492.JPG?imgmax=512

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

that's our trick, but i like it.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks to alex for introducing this regional delicacy to far away lands.

― break machine (Brian Miller), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

also depth achieved of cell phone penetration=not impressive

-- maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (pelagi...), March 19th, 2007 3:23 PM. (Party with me Punker) (later) (link)

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/09/phoneinbutt.jpg

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

phoneinbutt.jpg

― the yoking of this heavy lidded form of meditational psych trudge to the ex (gbx, Monday, 19 March 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, speak to the other two about depth of penetration, I've got the whole keypad of my brick-like Nokia in there.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread has taken a turn for the worse.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, cos only sony erricssons are cleared for insertions.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i've seen laurel's phone so let me tell you that's quite impressive.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Why is my image broeked? :(((

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

works 4 me

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

does not work for me.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

does not work for me! I wanna see!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

anticipa-a-tion, it's making me wait...

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window

or click here

http://lh4.google.com/image/carlygoodman/Rf6ktkyrQ9I/AAAAAAAAFKU/EZx1rScskuc/IMG_2492.JPG?imgmax=512

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know how to link to that photo site, it's not one of mine.

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

you hafta right click on it get the properties open it in a new window
or click here

tried that and got this:

Google
Error

Forbidden
Your client does not have permission to get URL / from this server.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

;________; sorry bro

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Here:

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/IMG_2492.jpg

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 19 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll look when i get home, photobucket, while not blocked (at least i don't the traditional ACCESS DENIED DUE TO:_____ message), no longer opens at work.

― midwest kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 19 March 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

seriously dudes y'all need to learn to take a phone in the mouth

― 69 (pete), Monday, 19 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

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