Top of the Pops BBC4 sandbox edition

Altered Images' hitherto hidden country-rock tendencies.

Liverpool Bloody Express. "Every house must have a roof/Every mouth must have a tooth."

My prize went to "I used to be a dreamer"

HIDE THE SONG YR RIPPING OFF A BIT BETTER, PAL!

Liverpool Bloody Express. "Every house must have a roof/Every mouth must have a tooth."

What, in Liverpool, in the 70s? Unless it's a protest song.

Here's spoddy teenage Midge Ure and his mates (possibly sponsored by Gibson), followed by two twunts with beards (DLT and Edmonds), and then it looks like they've found that Elton/Kiki clip again.

And in this episode, DLT and Noel will not be allowed to interact with a studio audience in any way, being as this is a clips show and they're CSO'd in. Meanwhile, JJ Barrie looks like a cross between John Belushi and Louis Walsh.

As said before by other person, there's JJ Barrie, and there's Cliff doing a song written by JJ's wife.

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd Round 2 with Tony Blackburn and Sir Jimmy on blue screen duty

Billy Ocean, great performer, terrible terrible outfits.
Sailor: what if Roxy Music were German, and a bit naff?

ffs that Wings track was interminable, like being stuck in a traffic jam.
Meanwhile, The Real Thing's lead singer appears to have got dressed in the dark.

Pete Cetera looks like a massive wanker in this video.

The satin jacket, the beyond Noel Edmonds hairsprayed hair.