PETE stole my bike: DC ∞

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (9703 of them)

Not THAT kind of conversation! The one where he might have kind of mentioned that he was triumphantly handing you over to be someone else's problem.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, you're confusing it with your wedding.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not supposed to be on the internet but japanese guy did it so i will too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Hard Gay is at the wedding???? wow

The most horrifying animal/teenager cruelty story is on CNN.com right now; is it bad that my first reaction upon reading it was to want to write the girl a letter apologizing for upsetting GZ**s?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yay maryland
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~sholmes3/images/testudo.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - oh jeez dan i heard about that - shit is godawful

yay terps tho :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

JW IS LOOKING FOR Y'ALLS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Did DC people die?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:40 PM (57 seconds ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

haha xpost!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WE DIED

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i told him we moved offices

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It is possible that Dan's wedding featured dancing bears. I wouldn't know as I fluctuated from horrifyingly hung-over to fantastically wasted.

Yeah, I was one of those groomsmen.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

There was at least one Fluffy Bear who danced on glass! There was also The Case of the Mysteriously Vanishing Brother.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

SCOTCH!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

guys can someone give me a smoke?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell just texted me???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah jon i can hook you up but you'd prob have to come down to the LES i'm still workin right now

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

If it wasn't for Dan's wedding, I would never have had the chance to throw up on an airplane.

xxpost

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm the smokiest guy on the lower east side

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guys! Ally, your mom is a genius. how can I work "i'm about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER!" into daily conversation?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my afternoon is RULING

- watching basketball at work
- drinking kombucha
- awesome free meal with parents coming soon
- awesome free howling hex show coming shortly thereafter
- who knows what else could happen???
- also im not logged out when i try to post

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

the brilliance of that statement is that you don't have to try to work it in, i think you just say it. (xpost to horseshoe)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

guys do i respond to mystery txt with "who is ghost rider" y/n

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: lolololol

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS TYPE OF SHIT CAN HAVE IRL CONSEQUENCES

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR HTML

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.visual-religion.co.uk/images/images/Durer%20Hands.jpg

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

TXT MSG MYSTERY:
http://www.vts.intute.ac.uk/detective/image/case-closed-stamp.gif

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

help I am falling asleep

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

WAKE UP

[tubgirl.jpg]

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

evilknievel.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY TOMBOT IS REALLY REALLY WRONG ABOUT THE WONDERMARK STUFF

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear River Wolf,

Are you or are you not aware that medical schools are full of the biggest wankers in America???

Your concerned friend,

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: Medical School Wankers vs Law School Wankers vs Business School Wankers

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmmmmm actually that is a tough call.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll take Law School Wankers

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I think we need to pick a school with all three and see how the wanker thing breaks down. How about GEORGETOWN:

G'town Business School: wankers
G'town Med School: wankers
G'town Law School: gabbneb

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

VS ART SCHOOL WANKERS GUYS

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but that's a function of Georgetown, not a function of law school

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

art school wankers=you mean homeless dudes?

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT

MY BRO IS A G'TOWN LSW

WAU

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

art school wankers WAY better than the others

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

art school wankers, obv. the best of the four but they aren't in the original equation posted by Mr. Perry.

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Dang Perry as gabbneb's bro SHOCKAH

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY YOU RUIN FAMILY? ;_;

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we all agree that med school wankers are possibly the worstest of the wankers?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

no dan, it's cool, not everyone at Georgetown is a dickbag

xpost: YES I AGREE SWEETCHEEKS

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i dunno, i only know art school wankers, law school wankers, and business school wankers. while i'd probably pick the art school wankers over the other two i reserve the right to hold out hope that med school wankers aren't that bad

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

exactly who at G'town is NOT a dickbag?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean, i like river wolf!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Skipping 9603 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.