ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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He's being tested like Job.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:32 (twelve years ago) link

wow chiefs were REALLY happy to be free from todd-haley.gif

daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

romeo crennel is soooo hilarious

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

disheveled eli is hot

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

hahah i was just thinking that

daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

want to see the tebow post-game press conference. sample questions:

  • do you think god loves new england more than he loves denver?
  • are you questioning your faith right now?
  • do you consider yourself like job, at this moment?
  • why can't you throw a forward pass correctly?
  • do you think there's still time for denver to draft andrew luck?

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 December 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

so i'm into planned parenthood for 100 bucks but tebow time never happened and thank fuck for that. also lol @ denver playing against a real offense.

cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 00:53 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck the Browns. God fucking dammit all to hell if only Massaquoi had just jumped a little higher. God fucking fuckity fuck fuck.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

Wilfork: "Yeah, I Tebowed.... He put it out there, I borrowed it. I don't think he'll mind."

daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

lol vince got called for unsportsmanlike back in like 03 for mocking the gator chomp after a sack

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

horseshoe, tebows coming 2 buffalo next week!

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

brady was being such a weirdo today

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:16 (twelve years ago) link

rodney: "don't hate, dan. they made the plays"

daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link

yo, catching up on thread. great day for football. for the record it was me who was saying this green bay team is better than the 07 pats and i don't think that is comprehensively disproven by one bad game. i also said that seattle +3.5 vs chicago was worth putting your apartment on, so i am gonna say i come out on top overall #winning

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:37 (twelve years ago) link

;_; Raiders

Also >:( ffuuuu Raiders

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

the first time since Belichick took over the Pats that i've rooted for them:

http://d2o7bfz2il9cb7.cloudfront.net/main-qimg-2bf4acae0f9806da8efff88e2ab3040d

deine Mutter lutscht Schwänze in der Hölle (Eisbaer), Monday, 19 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

glad that SIZZLE is back

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

did terrell suggs just say "sizzle, ball-so-hard university"??

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

lol yes

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

feel like sizzle really needs to be expanded out to a full alter ego

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

<3 sizzle

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/2hokb3n.jpg

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

tolbert is so tiny

horseshoe loves tom brady, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

lol jets
lol giants

go chargers?

mookieproof, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

TOM BRADY KILLED GOD TODAY BITCHES

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Tom Brady is Ba'al, those who choose to worship this false idol will surely face the wrath of a vengeful God.

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

my friend is arguing with me that Aaron Rodgers is overrated. I don't know how to reply because it flies in the face of all statistics and observational data.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

Proper reply is just to give him the belt/discount double check and walk away.

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

Lions first winning season since 2000. wau.

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

trying to remember who was QB then. was it Charlie Batch?

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Monday, 19 December 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

Ravens lose tonight and I'm blaming it on Flacco's dumb mustache.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

That throw reminded me of a time on an ILNFL thread where I said Joe the Flacco threw it like he was Neil the O'Donnell.

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:17 (twelve years ago) link

i'm happy that the ravens play so much on nat'l TV, cuz it gives us all ample reminders that flacco actually sucks

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:18 (twelve years ago) link

That throw reminded me of a time on an ILNFL thread where I said Joe the Flacco threw it like he was Neil the O'Donnell.

― C-L, Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

omg this is a revelation.

flacco is neil o'donnell.

cad, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i'm kind of stunned that C-L hasn't been shouting that from the mountaintops

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:23 (twelve years ago) link

Well I was having dinner, and just came back in time for the "Hey Takeo Spikes is standing right there, I bet I can throw it through him...aw darnit" interception.

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

DUDE

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

ban joe flacco

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

this is sanchizesque

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

Chargers vs Giants for the Super Bowl of inconsistent teams! Unless the Ravens or Jets have something to say, I guess.

Huh, it looks like that was a 2-man interception.

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

Cris and Al are basically disgusted with this game and are talking about the onomatopoeia of John Madden. Football is the best, you guys. <3

C-L, Monday, 19 December 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

very important pats/denver highlight

http://www.nfl.com/videos/auto/09000d5d8252dcd4/Monkeying-around

daria, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:35 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ having to watch a :30 ad for a :09 video.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

He also has already set a career high with 37 TD passes and on Sunday became the first player in league history to throw for more than 400 with five TDs, and complete 80 percent of his passes with no interceptions in a game.

drew brees is having a sick season yall, 300 some odd yards short of marinos single season record w/two games to go

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:40 (twelve years ago) link

Brees is pretty much unreal. I think Rogers probably has the inroad on the MVP, but Bree's year and that NO offense is really sick. Thing is that between this year's GB & NO - it goes up with the colts and pats in a decade of totally pass happy crazy good offenses.

Considering how much Denver ran through the NE offense on the ground in the 1st quarter, I can't buy them as a real contender in the playoffs.

earlnash, Monday, 19 December 2011 05:55 (twelve years ago) link

I'm glad it sounds like Johnny Knox is gonna be okay following a surgery. That slow-mo replay of him bending backwards at the waist will haunt me for a long time.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 19 December 2011 06:18 (twelve years ago) link

Crennel used The Gladiator to help get his team ready for this game. He'd seen it last weekend in the hotel, before the Chiefs played the Jets, and he took some Russell Crowe into the Saturday night team meeting with him. "I told the team that, like the gladiator, we were going to play a great team in Green Bay, and no matter what comes out of these gates, we've got to stay together,'' Crennel said. "We did that. I told them after the game, 'Everyone expected us to die with honor today. But we're not ready to die.' ''

j crunchwrap supreme, Monday, 19 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link

cool idea bro

v-shasty, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

gladiator is magical everybody play gladiator

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link

tebow shouldve played gladiator

Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 19 December 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link


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