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also smoking is for dummies

smoking, like opposable thumbs, are what set us apart from savage beasts.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that should be smoking is.

my head still needs amputating.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chethams.org.uk/img/consul_the_chimp.jpg

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Ain't never been anything quite like this
It's a magical thing called the Wilbury Twist

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i will NOT be spending time on the computer today, dudes.

just FYI

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Thursday, 15 March 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/15/f_fbfw031507m_5dc4f54.jpg

― break machine (Brian Miller), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't get it

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

that strip would be so much better if dcilx wrote it.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

haaaaaa brian pls to get a newspaper syndication deal asap

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

ha
ha
ha

that is righteous

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

throw in a "RENEW!" or two and i'll fucking syndicate you myself

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

hi d00dz!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

dude maryland what the fuck is the matter with your basketingball team?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

that's clearly tracer hand, not maryland.

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

we have tv tuner cards in our workstations here, i'm watching bc/texas tech. bc up by 3 right now.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

alex that's why you're the reporter

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

hm. shit.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

bc is allergic to defense i guess.

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

my new idea is to quit my job and work in bars and record stores should i do it y/n?
-- ZR (teenagequie...) (webmail), Today 5:04 PM. (teenagequiet) (later) (link)

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hey! that's my idea!

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guys!!! did we move here permanently now?? hi!!! yes!!!

god my head

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

NEVER LEARN TO DRINK MY SISTER'S SMIRNOFF ICES

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

me: who was that on the phone?
mom: (insert sarcastic face here) who the hell do you think?
me: brent
mom: WHO USES A WALKER?
me: brent
mom: i'm about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

is your mom single ally?

― fish.... sea greens.... plankton..... protein from the sea (chicago kevin), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY'S MOM = J0HN L4BEAUM3

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

my sister's "wedding itinerary" which i have been given is FOUR PAGES LONG and includes things like "i will eat breakfast alone"

what teh FUCK?

when i got married, we didn't even remember to get our wedding license.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, Ally, but that kind of thing is what led to the little conversation I had with your dad on the patio.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL at "I will eat breakfast alone"!

Does it also include "Warriors will bring me the head of the proudest lion on the savannah"?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad tried to pick up on every single one of my female friends.

xpost no, she wants the head of a polar bear actually :\

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Not THAT kind of conversation! The one where he might have kind of mentioned that he was triumphantly handing you over to be someone else's problem.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Dan, you're confusing it with your wedding.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not supposed to be on the internet but japanese guy did it so i will too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Hard Gay is at the wedding???? wow

The most horrifying animal/teenager cruelty story is on CNN.com right now; is it bad that my first reaction upon reading it was to want to write the girl a letter apologizing for upsetting GZ**s?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yay maryland
http://www.wam.umd.edu/~sholmes3/images/testudo.jpg

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - oh jeez dan i heard about that - shit is godawful

yay terps tho :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

JW IS LOOKING FOR Y'ALLS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Did DC people die?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪ on Thursday, March 15, 2007 3:40 PM (57 seconds ago)

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

haha xpost!

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

WE DIED

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i told him we moved offices

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It is possible that Dan's wedding featured dancing bears. I wouldn't know as I fluctuated from horrifyingly hung-over to fantastically wasted.

Yeah, I was one of those groomsmen.

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

There was at least one Fluffy Bear who danced on glass! There was also The Case of the Mysteriously Vanishing Brother.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

SCOTCH!

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

guys can someone give me a smoke?

― Del Monte Young (ex machina), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell just texted me???

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah jon i can hook you up but you'd prob have to come down to the LES i'm still workin right now

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

If it wasn't for Dan's wedding, I would never have had the chance to throw up on an airplane.

xxpost

― John Justen wheedly wheedly whee chugga chugga whee dunt dunt dunt (John Justen), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm the smokiest guy on the lower east side

― maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

hi guys! Ally, your mom is a genius. how can I work "i'm about to use a walker. JOHNNY WALKER!" into daily conversation?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes my afternoon is RULING

- watching basketball at work
- drinking kombucha
- awesome free meal with parents coming soon
- awesome free howling hex show coming shortly thereafter
- who knows what else could happen???
- also im not logged out when i try to post

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 15 March 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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