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also seriously I'm going to import this I don't give a flying fuck about the fact I haven't read japanese in 8 years and forgot all of it

http://www.suparobo.jp/srw_lineup/srw_w/about/img/top_04_02.jpg

TOMB07 (trm), Saturday, 17 February 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Elebits is totally fun, y'all.

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 February 2007 06:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hai! I'm sure this has been discussed on ILG before, hell, might have been discussed on this very thread for all I know since I didn't read all of it, but...say you're fiteing a really hard boss, and he keeps kicking your ass over and over again, and you realise that it's gonna take many more tries to beat him, so you turn off the console and chill for a sec...what're some good come-down remedies for that? Cuz I'm in this sort of situation and every time I switch off the console I feel not only frustrated but totally WIRED for like an hour, it's no fun at all :(

Daniel Reifferscheid (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 February 2007 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ozaru.freeserve.co.uk/weizen/Franziskaner.jpg

TOMB07 (trm), Sunday, 18 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

You mistake is in turning off the console. You're supposed to just keep trying and trying with no breaks at all. An effective technique is to deny yourself basic amenities such as food and water, and bathroom breaks, until you manage to get past the tough part.

Zachary Scott (Zachary S), Sunday, 18 February 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

And if that doesn't work, pause game and go to sleep. When you awake, you'll be able to magically beat the game in one go.
That's how I finished Shadow of the Colossus and ffx-ffxii

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 February 2007 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

more proof that second life/WoW leads to loose morals, and addiction and shit. Peddlin' your ass for online credits, it'll hook you faster than suckin' on that glass cock, boyyyyyyy

Dr. Orzack sees similarities between MMO addiction and more traditional behavior disorders such as compulsive gambling.

Just wait til the DSM V comes out, then yer all screwed.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I finally got a Nintendo DS. And a buttload of games. My 5-second synopses after playing them for, like, under an hour each:

Trauma Center: So far this is amazing. I can see it getting boring super fast, though.
Brain Age: WTF? This is awesome. I definitely DON'T use my brain ever, because after playing this for like 30 minutes I started to get a bit manic. It was like drugs for my BRAIN, MAN.
Big Brain Academy: Eh, didn't like it as much as Age.
the first castlevania: actually only looked at the intro screen.
Cooking Mama: yet to even put it in the machine.
New super Mario Bros: You know, I'll say it... not blown away. My friend puts it as his fave SMB game of all time... and Yoshi's Island second. I think they both rank at (or near) the bottom of my list. SMB3 first, SMW1 second, SMBLL third, SMB2, SMB1, Yoshi, this game. But I'm only on world 2, so what do I know.

Will M. (Will M.), Monday, 19 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I still need to get the Castlevania DS games.

And the Fire Emblem ones, too, just for good measure.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

There are Fire Emblem DS games?! OMG want to play.

Will M. (Will M.), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, these are just the GBA titles

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I rented three Wii games this weekend, one of them sucked completely (Metal Slug Anthology - why was this released for Wii, again?), and one of them was identical to the DS version (Trauma Center: Second Opinion) I stopped playing it because I hate being insulted by manga characters.

The other one was Zelda, and it completely rules.

Jay (jaymacke), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, and Wii Play is precisely the waste that all of the pre-release reviews and other region folks claimed. Get it if you need the controller, because it takes about three hours to complete every single minigame at the highest level.

Jay (jaymacke), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I finally put 'em on the glass ceiling re: WoW - after one month+ of rampant nonstop glee, I can't stand to play more than twice a week, if that, & only for an hour or two @ a time (unless doing an instance w/ pals). Grinding solo is some bullshit.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

EXCITE TRUCK MADE ME SPASTIC WOOOOOHOOOOO XXXXTREEEEME

Seriously, it's pretty fun.

danno martinez (danno martinez), Monday, 19 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Raving Rabbids is like living a nightmare. It's fun to watch someone else stress out over it though. "Gangsta" Rayman is black!

Elebits, as noted above, is awesome; ransacking a house looking for little parasites and zapping them with your ghostbuster gun is more fun than I could've predicted.

My guy's score is at 2048 on tennis. I assumed it stopped at 2000, but that's not the case; you just keep going over the top of the chart. The game doesn't get harder though; you just keep playing one 1900 player and one 2000 player. Twitch reflexes and intuitive controls have me at a point where I'm consistently beating the computer in straight sets. When do I get to play real people online; that's the million dollar question?

Anybody know anything about realtime one-on-one wifi games for the wii? C'mon, they can do it with the DS; what's the hold up?

forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I got stuck at something really early in Raving Rabbids, got completely fed up, and haven't played it since.

Excite Truck is pretty fun.

Jay (jaymacke), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

We just got a Wii in the house and now I've crippled myself playing bowling... today I am walking with a stick, hurrah

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

The Rayman game is amazing, just for how bizarre it is

tissp! (tissp!), Monday, 19 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

forks: the first one will be pokemon, but that requires friend codes. i am assuming a whole bunch will be out after that.

Webber (Webber), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Excitetruck, from what little i've played of it, strikes me as a quintessential "Dudes, check this out!" title, to be demonstrated to a group of folks as drunk as possible.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Monday, 19 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

And this is a bad thing because?

Anything that gets my friends to understand why I enjoy spending a couple of hours a weekend geeking out is fine by me!

kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Red Steel as bad/mediocre/etc as they say?

Will M. (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got a heck of a lot of amiga games for my xbox. played kick off already, it's actually still great fun.

Ste (fuzzy), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

OH MAN AMIGA. Play... what was it called. Sword of Twilight? Also: Rodland. Also: Pandora (I had it in a 4-pack with an Arkanoid clone if that help). Also: Warlords.

Will M. (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

There was also a turn-based strategy with Marines in it called Breach 2, I think. And also, Star Command was great. I think you needed the manual for both, though...

Will M. (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

2.5 hours on Grid Wars last night, finishing at about 1am (why?). was determined to keep playing until i got on the highscore table but that's increasingly difficult. didn't manage it (currently need 600,000 plus on hard)

koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

cosign on the new Zelda being totally fucking awesome. it's as cinematic as any game I've ever played or seen. The twilight bits are totally cosmic/haunting, plus so far all the boss monsters are completely terrifying, which makes up for their total piece-of-cake nature combat-wise. Love the SM64 Bowser flashback with the Death Mountain miniboss.

things I hate so far, a list: motherfucking lava, portal monsters who won't cooperate and keep wandering around out of B-button death range, portal monsters I have to fight in human form, most of the little kids from my village, Midna giving me useless/redundant advice in dungeons.

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I know I've joined in with too many "Name great Amiga games" lists, normally when you mention the Amiga, I think, Ste. But one I always forget to mention is 'Walker'. Which is still a great game.

As for Zelda, yeah, I hate the portal Monsters, but I've become a pretty big fan of riding round Hyrule Field as fast as Epona will go doing drive-bys (With my sword) on the baddies that wander about down there.

I still haven't made as big a dent in Zelda as I feel I should have, just haven't had a chance to dedicate a whole day to it like I really should. Maybe this weekend. maybe.

Craig Gilchrist (Craig G), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man ride-by slapping trolls upside the head is hilarious. I also like locking on with the boomerang whenever one of those bird fuckers comes in on my six and then letting them eat my dust while they float around stunned.

TOMB07 (trm), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I still haven't made as big a dent in Zelda as I feel I should have, just haven't had a chance to dedicate a whole day to it like I really should. Maybe this weekend. maybe.

Same here - I'm only just catching my stride thirteen hours into the damn thing! (I do have to applaud the designers for building in a pretty brilliant degree of compartmentalization - as someone who rarely has the patience for gigantic sprawling games, it's a huge boost for the game to be structured by goals which can be accomplished in an hour or so, like "find the tears" or "get into the castle" or whatever. Maybe this has been an element of Zelda forever and it's just new to me since TP is the first Zelda I've ever owned and therefore had the time to obsess over; I 'unno.)

James Cobo (trdn89), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I am still playing Circle of the Moon. I spent too long trying to get specific item drops from certain monsters.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Too long away from Animal Xing again. I felt ashamed to switch it on last night.

The Shrink guy (Shrunk?) is making me touch him!

Captain Purple Items (nu_onimo), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah zelda still hasn't grabbed me like i want it to, it hasn't become compulsive yet (i played snes zelda recently and literally breathed that shit for a week) tho' i'm only at the zora lake so i guess there's still time. it seems a bit episodic at the moment. i can't wait to properly explore the castle town.

red steel is atrocious. terrible graphics (made worse by the fact that the game relies on long range shooting, often far away enemies can only be detected by gun fire or when they hit you), unresponsive controls, it is neither realistic nor fun to simulate opening a door with a flick of the nunchuck, so much time spent fucking around trying to escape through doors while getting shot the fuck up when a simple button press would suffice, ditto sword fighting, it just doesn't work. the music sounds like fucking propellerheads or some shit, like 10 minute tom rolls and played james bond melodies into atmospheric exhale drones/corny fake "j pop" drum n bass with insulting fake japanese vocals, terrible enemy ai and voice acting ("he's gone..", no i'm fucking not i'm shooting you in the head, dick). it's not so good. i just can't believe they fucked the controls up so bad, like who tests this shit?? how does it get through??

rio natsume (rio natsume), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

The Shrink guy (Shrunk?) is making me touch him!

Can you show us on the doll where he touched you?

kv_nol (kv_nol), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

God I miss San Andreas.

It's Teatime in Buttercup Land (Maaarghk C), Tuesday, 20 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

lookee lookee, promo image for the Wii Fire Emblem game

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 07:09 (seventeen years ago) link

the wiimote makes it really difficult to smoke whilst playing

rio natsume (rio natsume), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I got Guitar Hero 2. Rock!

also playing mario & luigi: superstar saga. too many tutorials, not enough fun yet.

a.b. (abanana), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

like who tests this shit??

hahahahaha i think i know people who did.

Will M. (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Damn sandbox, since I have to come in ILE to get to my ILG substitute, I've actually started reading ILE/posting occasionally... I am out of my element and sad. Maybe I should be less ILG centric in general (only forum I ever go to).

Will M. (Will M.), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

You're not missing much, honestly.

Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Finally beat Circle of the Moon. Took me long enough.

Now to get a used copy of Dawn of Sorrow...

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 07:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ha ha, this cat has more wii than the rest of us

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/feb_12_07-13.jpg

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

finally got Dawn of Sorrow. Had to drive out to the meth-fueled lands of Clackamas, to a nice kid who lived in his grandparents stinky house.

they be stealin' kingfish's bucket (kingfish), Friday, 23 February 2007 04:33 (seventeen years ago) link

gutted i can't play the pinball series games on my amiga emulator on xbox, need keyboard. Nothing a quick adaptor won't fix mind.

I'm surprised by how much fun most of these games still are, usually with emulators i'll play for a few seconds and then switch off but I was well into Robocod the other day. Alien Breed too was something I couldn't stop playing last night.

Ste (fuzzy), Friday, 23 February 2007 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link


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