Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

Do you like Quadrupel (sp?) Ed? They sell it at the aptly named Classic Wine on Cowley Road. It's the Trappissed monks' way of leading you to alkyhell!

Cor, 10%, monks really know how to get to alkyhell, what with all the beer, buckfast and benedictine (do monk make a drink not beginning with 'b')

I hope I'm better by tomorrow. I've got code to write for year-end :(...

Anyway, FRANGELICO!!!

JB, that is just too indulgent, internet in bed.

xx-post Ah, I see Ed. Someone sent me a case of mixed Belgian beer a couple of years ago - La Trappe was one of them. Lots of various frooty beers. I still have some of the bottles - will check for geuze type things.

(I wonder how my mum would feel if she knew she'd contributed to our lingo so wonderfully.)

more accidents happen at Christmas time than any other time of year. Some involve scalding.

You will still be sick. You just won't care.

CAMRA type de-lurking for a bit. If you try the geuze do not be put off by your first swig. It's an acquired taste, but well worth the effort, as I sure Ed will testify.

Peronally, I'd plump for the Cantillion, which is so sour as to make your lips do the lemony thing, but so, so, good.

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*skips through to kitchen*

Boos Glogg

Wait, you think there is *more* booze in red wine than in whisky?

Of course not. But you do not have to dilute it down with hot water, and you end up drinking more of it because you make it by the great big pan-load and not just by the mugful. Hot toddies, with their ginger and lemon and stuff are merely boiled cough mixture with booze in it.

I'm having so much trouble with this report, I just can't seem to crack the aging on it - too many things going on, too many parameters. I hate the insurance side of the business, the maths is so freaking complex because of all the relationships involved and the reports can't really handle it.

Speaking of crazy people, that troll thread is a minefield, but it is quite interesting trying to get some perspective on why people behave in these ways. From the horses' mouths, what they actually think they are doing. It's a real freakshow, but I can't help rubbernecking.

xpost about Swedish mulled brandy alkyness.

Work is shit. Everyone is giving me things to do that need to be done instantly, and they do not seem to understand that said things would take quite a while even if I didn't already have a huge pile of other "instant" jobs to do.

The goth seems to have lost interest after the weekend we had together.

The friend I was going to visit next week has cancelled. So now I am just going to be stuck at home with my mum all week, getting more and more pissed off with her.

Aaaargh, I need to get out of here somehow.

where "here" = this town, this family, this job, everything

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Don't you ever, like, injure yourself or anything, with that nose? God, it's simply amazing. (I try to stop myself from acting like this, but it's just too enjoyable. Aaaaahhh.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

::big happy rush::

Followed by crippling shame again a few minutes later.

Everyone - keep safe and well and have a splendid time with loved ones over the holidays. Much love xx

I took a 50 question test. I seemed to select the middle button mainly, I couldn't decide. You may well have more personality than me ed.