J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

eh I'm willing to give her the benefit of a doubt - she stuck w/ him through the 2003 thing

and it's always gonna be on kobe for not getting a pre-nup - it's on him

fair

kobe is such a strange man

he's a complicated man
but no one understands him but several women

holy shit

http://espn.go.com/boston/nba/story/_/id/7362378/jeff-green-boston-celtics-surgery-season

suuuuucks

yeah. best wishes to jeff green

theres been speculation abt that for days, supposedly hell be all fixed up by next year, good luck jeff green

try not to 'pull a reggie lewis'

why cannot i chat in yahoo draft

PRO TIP: DRAFT OMAR CASSPI

being able to chat in yahoo draft is so cool, man

refresheddddd

http://www.hornets247.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/new-hornets.jpg

:(

they miss blake

this was posted in the draft but in case you misseed it

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/11/08/photos_yao_mings_first_day_back_at.php#photo-1

god that photo looks like a bunch depression-era laborers just got offered onion soup

:( new hornets

Wow, the Happy Hornets.

God have mercy on their souls.

Vanessa’s timing is interesting because of a subtle California divorce law called “The 10 Year Rule”. The rule basically states that any marriage that lasts over 10 years is considered “lengthy” and therefore the higher earning spouse must provide support for a potentially indefinite period of time. If the marriage lasts fewer than 10 years then support typically is granted for half the length of the marriage. So for example if they had been married 6 years, Kobe would need to provide support for 3. How long have the Bryant’s been married? Exactly 10.5 years. Not only will Vanessa get near permanent spousal support but by sticking with him for more than 10 years she’s even entitled to a portion of Kobe’s social security benefits! Well played Vanessa.

ugh the amount of misogyny that this is gonna cause in the sports press is gonna be gross

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/MJBulls2345/Part%202/CLAPPING1.gif

That was wrt Vanessa, not to dayo

yeah vanessa seems nice imo fuck kobe

like I said, he's the superstar, it's on him to get a prenup. LA Times reports that he specifically didn't ask for a prenup. so fuck him

hello hoops friends, it is I the Metta Whirled Peas. I like the Blazers (since about 1971 when I was a young kid), the Bucks (since I moved to Wisconsin about 16 years ago), lots of other teams and individuals, and I hate some others too. what up.

here is a coupon for one free bean burrito made fresco at taco bell (redeemable upon first game of 11-12 NBA season, exp 12/1/11)

welcome!

welcome! I'm a hardcore Celtics fan who just moved to Dallas. Should be an interesting year

EZ, where in d town did u move?

hi cibuloid welcome to goodburger home of the goodburger

whoooooooa thanks dooooooooood /kelvoice

Kevin Love looks great, weight loss has done wonders for his leaping ability.

Yoga baby!

http://screen.yahoo.com/how-yoga-helps-kevin-love-become-better-27588444.html

Bonzi Wells out there, in an nba uniform.

http://i.imgur.com/JN0tv.jpg

Wolves might be ok this year, just from upgrading their coach and Love being even more awesome. By ok I mean like... 27-39

My daughter's got me watching Nickelodeon, which again convinces me that the Heat's coach moonlights as Logan on Big Time Rush.

He needs a second income, obv. It's hard out there for an NBA coach.

Snoop Dog's the special-guest on this episode, BTW.

Not an especially believable performance, TBH.

love has 15 and 11 in 16 minutes?

yes he looks amazing

4 threes, in general looking like a true franchise PF.

just a reminder that when Kahn took over the team he told season ticket holders that Love would never be an allstar and would be at best the 4th best player on a contending team.

i love love so much

where are you watching the wolves?

nba league pass

god kahn really is the worst isn't he

for real tho why does he have a job

because Stern vouched for him, partly!

glad love got in shape, i was worried he would coast. adelman will do wonders for them.