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meanwhile the buttholes sounded like the most terrifying band on the planet

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

TA-DAA!

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i know.

"why would I...etc"

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Ed: YES

PS, I am temporarily back but work is being crazy today, make the me joke if the moment hasn't passed (;_;)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

xp hahah

xxxxpxppxpxp

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah the buttholes chapter is about sixty times more entertaining than any buttholes record, cept maaaaaaaaaybe for psychic, powerless...

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i do love that "cherub," that is a classy song right there

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

and their chapter is kinda SO BORING too

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

it was just going to be a vagina joke, it's cool dan

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to get better at this guitar, so i can retake my place in $BAND when i get back to chicago

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

river wolf is steve albini

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The bands original line up consisted of Dr. Morton Fairbanks on guitar/vocals, Dr. Jack Putnam drums/vocals and Michelle Hayes bass/vocals. Michelle Hayes was, according to Dr. Fairbanks in an old interview on thecountymedicalexaminers.com, first exposed to the band when she toured a morgue, where Dr. Fairbanks worked, as part of her probation due to a DUI charge.

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

outed

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

we can start a new one gbx. although i gave away my jaguar 10 days ago. and i'll be pawning my amp soon enough. and then i'll in all liklihood sell the danelectro and my practice amp.

i do have access to a drum kit.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

dude pete i am sorry, but alex chilton + danish folks + ravening gibby + "you can't hit me! it's against my religion!" = one of the most awesome parts of the entire book

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR 8080 -- that part is sorta hilarious.

kev -- i just started to 'learn' how to 'play' lap steel about a month ago. i'm terrible, but it's fun making loud noises!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok, so this town is a ghost town. Anyone here want chatting up?

I'm the one in the corner reading the novel about a psychic and her assistant.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i am leaving this coffee shop in 15 minutes

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i am leaving this office now

― ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

that's ok i've "never" played "drums" before either. it's my upstairs neighbor's kit and she is now about 7 or 8 months pregnant and she's been trying to convince me to set up the kit in my dining room for about 4 months now.

xpost.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i can "play" the drums, and i will "fly" to chicago for "practice"

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

we could answer the musical question "what happens when you give two addled individuals powerful instruments and little instruction then put them on a stage with a p.a.?"

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i'm back to playing spoons then.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i should really get off the computer and get ready to board a train

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

you get awesometown is what you get kevin

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

You get every punk and post-punk act ever? XXP

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

also can be the bassist? i can't "play" the "bass" so i think it'll work

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I will sing vocals thru a cell phone for you guys!

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

great. only if we can call the band Zegema Beach

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

because i have been wanting to name a band that forever and if you guys steal it i'm killing you

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I wd "play" keyboards for you, but I actually play keyboards! I don't think that's allowed!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

man the last time we started a band on this thread it all ended kinda acrimoniously

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that name sucks, dude

xpost

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel strangely OTM

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it's our own fault for being dinosaur jr i guess

― dr ghost rider (a_p), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, laurel get spoons, i'll sit at the bar and drink while you guys play. WINNER = ME.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sorry dude truth hurts

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

actually, every band needs one person who has at least a passing familiarity to their given instrument. i propose we pick up a cheesy farfisa for laurel to lay down some spirit of '66 keyboard skronk.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should start a solo act called jerkface
-- my name is river wolf (reduhnekkisssss...)

the greatest thing i've read all day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe you should come up with better band names for our fake band

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY I'M IN

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

chicago kevin OTM

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

SKRONK

― Jerkface (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

SEE I CAN DO THAT HERE

― JERKFACE (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you do it, expert

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a ton of them but am saving them for other fake projects that may not be fake come spring.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i have a keyboard i can't really play!

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hannibal and the elephants
a solo act called jerkface
STAR VOYAGE

― my name is river wolf (gbx), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

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