J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

lol the box score is wrong, 43 pts were scored

Wtf dayo?

you dont have to remind ME!

Carnitas Bryant has reportedly filed for divorce from her NBA star husband citing "irreconcilable difference."

That's according to celebrity website TMZ, which quotes sources as saying Carnitas is ending the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful, again.

"She's been dealing with these incidents for a long time and has been a faithful wife, but she's finally had enough," TMZ reports.

Carnitas is reportedly asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Giana.

According to TMZ, the couple has no prenup, meaning 29-year-old Carnitas is entitled to half of everything.

sources say Carnitas is ending the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful, again.

shocked, shocked

lol carnitas ya'll have had it pretty good for a while, you gotta admit

kobe gets to go through a long and messy divorce, just like his idol

her name is carnitas?

kyrie irving ya'll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sSxHB9Cs0k

looking not very special

lol, those are 3/4 of his fg makes. but when you shoot 15 fts, you don't need to make fgs.

fellas, in all likelihood i'll be autodrafting today. my rankings are all set so i believe the system just does it if i don't sign into the the draft.

I hate to be this guy, but I mean *marries super-rich guy who clearly has no inclination to be faithful* *divorces him for being unfaithful* *takes half*

eh I'm willing to give her the benefit of a doubt - she stuck w/ him through the 2003 thing

and it's always gonna be on kobe for not getting a pre-nup - it's on him

fair

kobe is such a strange man

he's a complicated man
but no one understands him but several women

holy shit

http://espn.go.com/boston/nba/story/_/id/7362378/jeff-green-boston-celtics-surgery-season

suuuuucks

yeah. best wishes to jeff green

theres been speculation abt that for days, supposedly hell be all fixed up by next year, good luck jeff green

try not to 'pull a reggie lewis'

why cannot i chat in yahoo draft

PRO TIP: DRAFT OMAR CASSPI

being able to chat in yahoo draft is so cool, man

refresheddddd

http://www.hornets247.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/new-hornets.jpg

:(

they miss blake

this was posted in the draft but in case you misseed it

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/11/08/photos_yao_mings_first_day_back_at.php#photo-1

god that photo looks like a bunch depression-era laborers just got offered onion soup

:( new hornets

Wow, the Happy Hornets.

God have mercy on their souls.

Vanessa’s timing is interesting because of a subtle California divorce law called “The 10 Year Rule”. The rule basically states that any marriage that lasts over 10 years is considered “lengthy” and therefore the higher earning spouse must provide support for a potentially indefinite period of time. If the marriage lasts fewer than 10 years then support typically is granted for half the length of the marriage. So for example if they had been married 6 years, Kobe would need to provide support for 3. How long have the Bryant’s been married? Exactly 10.5 years. Not only will Vanessa get near permanent spousal support but by sticking with him for more than 10 years she’s even entitled to a portion of Kobe’s social security benefits! Well played Vanessa.

ugh the amount of misogyny that this is gonna cause in the sports press is gonna be gross

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc314/MJBulls2345/Part%202/CLAPPING1.gif

That was wrt Vanessa, not to dayo

yeah vanessa seems nice imo fuck kobe

like I said, he's the superstar, it's on him to get a prenup. LA Times reports that he specifically didn't ask for a prenup. so fuck him

hello hoops friends, it is I the Metta Whirled Peas. I like the Blazers (since about 1971 when I was a young kid), the Bucks (since I moved to Wisconsin about 16 years ago), lots of other teams and individuals, and I hate some others too. what up.

here is a coupon for one free bean burrito made fresco at taco bell (redeemable upon first game of 11-12 NBA season, exp 12/1/11)

welcome!

welcome! I'm a hardcore Celtics fan who just moved to Dallas. Should be an interesting year

EZ, where in d town did u move?

hi cibuloid welcome to goodburger home of the goodburger

whoooooooa thanks dooooooooood /kelvoice

Kevin Love looks great, weight loss has done wonders for his leaping ability.

Yoga baby!

http://screen.yahoo.com/how-yoga-helps-kevin-love-become-better-27588444.html

Bonzi Wells out there, in an nba uniform.

http://i.imgur.com/JN0tv.jpg

Wolves might be ok this year, just from upgrading their coach and Love being even more awesome. By ok I mean like... 27-39

My daughter's got me watching Nickelodeon, which again convinces me that the Heat's coach moonlights as Logan on Big Time Rush.

He needs a second income, obv. It's hard out there for an NBA coach.