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holy shit @ 312

jerginsito (jergins), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

yr telling me, dude

baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

316. still with the allergies
317. sleeping habits completely fucked (i'm like the slaughter song, but minus all the strippers and coke)

dunking doughnuts (get bent), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

318. shopping for undershirts on amazon. why so pornographic?

shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

319. holiday fun started with grandpa's glass eye falling out
319a. he liked the socks I made him but asked grandma 'what girl made these?"

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you mean by 314, jess? you ok?

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

320. drunk uncle with two replaced hips and two previous strokes fell down in the bathroom. may have been damaged, mom is distraught. bmmrz

baby wizard sex (gbx), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link

321. got in fight with co-worker in my final fucking hour at this piece of shit job

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the one who told you not to have daughters in case they looked like you? I hope you punched her in the nose really hard.

jaq (jaq), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:30 (seventeen years ago) link

322. coming home after a week to a sinkful of dirty dishes.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ ewww, this is why I obsessively washed all the dishes before I left. unfortunately, I left lo mein and pilaf in the fridge.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonster), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, they weren't mine...

anyway, at least i'm back now and can finally relax a little after a week of insane familytime.

tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 28 December 2006 03:42 (seventeen years ago) link

jaq, no, a more horrible co-worker than that, if you can believe it. but that job is done. DONE

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 28 December 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link

322. coming home after a week to a sinkful of dirty dishes...

...as well as: tv room full of dirty dishes (a couple of which still had half-eaten meals in them), living room full of dirty dishes, MY BEDROOM full of dirty dishes, beer cans/bottles everywhere (like EVERYWHERE, on top of guitar amps, piano, perched on the edge of computer desk, in BATHROOM [more than half of which with cigarette ashes]), after I meticulously cleaned the shit out of the house before the week+ away, aka HOORAY FOR ROOMMATES AND THEIR BENDERS

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 28 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

291. stupid SSRI side effects
cosign cosign cosign again. (at least now i know what to call these side effects, thanks to the lf's mighty research skillz)

323. Might not be able to drive in any US state for six months? Which means SEPTA. Which means I might as well die. Really wish I could destroy the OPD.

324. Haven't seen or talked to anyone within 20 years of my age since the 22nd. Am going absolutely bonkers.

the table is the table (trees), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

325. SICK (inner-ear infection AND strep throat)

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

bogus! antibiotics are no fun. no drinks. BOO. i have abcessed tooth right now, which has pretty much scuttled my new years plans. UPSIDE: vicodins.

elmo albatross (allocryptic), Thursday, 28 December 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

326. Dear dude that likes to send work e-mails concerning tech. problems w/ A) either non-descript or blank e-mail subjects and B) sentences that a 2nd-grader would be ashamed of: stop e-mailing me.

PS - IT'S "THEIR" YOU FUCKING CHOARD

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

327. So bored @ work that I actually looked @ the Ultravox thread. Fuck me stupid.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Thursday, 28 December 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

328. retard dad got tattoo of momz name on right arm -> they have been separated for FIVE YEARS!!

^@^ (map), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

(still can't figure out whether to post that here or on the LOLS thread. there's other deeply crazed fish in the sea, pops.)

^@^ (map), Thursday, 28 December 2006 23:25 (seventeen years ago) link

329. airline lost four of our suitcases. all xmas gifts from australians (plus clothes, cellphone etc) inside.

sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:28 (seventeen years ago) link

cunts. which airline?

electric sound of jim (electric sound of jim), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

American. We cleared customs in LA after Qantas flight so we know they made it into the country, at least.

sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

That happened to us with Southwest like two years ago. We eventually got everything back, but only had two suitcases to start with, not four.

If you ain't eatin' WHAM, you ain't eatin' HAM (trm), Friday, 29 December 2006 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

there were 5 other people who were missing bags from the same flight but they all got at least one bag back and they checked in dallas, not LA like us.

tombot: how long did it take to get your bags back?

sunny successor (katarina), Friday, 29 December 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

haha I hate being the one to follow great bummerz with lesser bummerz, but it has to be done, right:

330. grocery store apparently doesn't sell plain-old Halls cough drops, the closest thing they have is an assortment of Halls Vitamin C Enriched UV-Radiation Blocking Orange Cherry Lotus Cream Flavored Vaguely Medicated-ish Throat Candies

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

331. still stuck in abq "sun"port, not sure if i'll get to leave or not.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

332. It's the FRIDAY before NEW YEAR'S DAY - why are you people still doing your jobs?!?!??

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

sunny, it took about a week to get the last one back. We waited around the airport for several flights after ours to get in and did get one of the bags (which I claimed was lost anyway, fuck them). Apparently they "forgot" to load the entirety of the checked bagged on our flight--only 3-5 bags came out on the carousel!! For the entire plane, I mean. And then just stuck the bags on ensuing flights. It was completely bizarre and awful, and their customer service was extremely...nonchalant about the whole thing. Our fault for flying an airline like Southwest.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

332. It's the FRIDAY before NEW YEAR'S DAY - why are you people still doing your jobs?!?!??

-- David RER (quoteidio...), December 29th, 2006. (Frank Fiore) (later) (link)

i'm home now! my office closed at 1 because it's awesome!

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I get off on Tuesday because Gerald Ford died :D

is that a :\ emoticon thread entry?? definitely not a bummerz, sorry :(

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man we got a firmwide email telling us federal offices are closed tuesday but we are OPEN (in all caps). sucky cause i started reading and got my hopes up and then was crushed. 4.5 day weekend woulda rocked.

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

MY OFFICE SUCKS BECAUSE I'M STILL HERE

tho I guess I could leave, even if my abscence would be semi-conspicuous - I had some mouthbreathing jagbag come to my desk asking questions. Like, dude, it's Friday, it's 3 PM, and it's a holiday weekend - save it for the new year AND IT'S "THEIR," YOU TARD.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Also - my two direct superiors are still here, so I REALLY can't leave yet.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been at work in over a week, and don't go back until tuesday.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Dork.

David RER (Frank Fiore), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe so but at least i'm not stuck at work!

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Daver, stop living my life, it's bad enough that I already am.

has been plagued with problems since its erection in 1978 (nklshs), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ohno sunny! your bags will return! make them!

i know this is the bummerz thread but the last couple posts from daver and nklshs made me laugh a lot

impermanent rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 December 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

332 (?). bloody nose, wtf
333. achy & not feeling that great
334. my multi doesn't have enough magnesium in it

the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Friday, 29 December 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

335. cut the shit out of my finger making breakfast

a mediocre black-and-white cookie in a cellophane wrapper (hanks1ockli), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

you had shit in your finger?

the claudine longet invitational (get bent), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

a mediocre black-and-white shit in a finger wrapper

shakey mo jopotatoes (bundgee), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

336. flights to chicago actually cheaper than trains to philadelphia. this is mostly a bummer because i can't believe what overcharging assholes amtrak are.

violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Believe it, they totally are. Actually train to Philly might be cheaper if you can take local rail and transfer to SEPTA...? It's like a quarter (or less?) of the cost of Amtrak, from NYC.

Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 December 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

weirdly there's no local rail north out of baltimore. you can get to d.c. for seven bucks but if you want to get to wilmington, yr payin $45. (though if someone wants to tell me otherwise, i'd be happy to hear it.)

violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

(and last time i tried to take the bus i spent so much on cabs to and from the bus station -- way to put it in an abandoned industrial park area, dudes -- that it rendered the price difference almost negligible.)

violent j (sandboxhulkington), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

337. flight got cancelled, after sitting (in first class) for an hour. maybe might make it to dallas tonight, what happens when i get there, i dunno, next flight to nyc is in the am.

the northeast is amtrak's only profitable corridor.

Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

338. Slowly circling the drain.

the table is the table (trees), Friday, 29 December 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link


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