Crusading against immigration to the Sandbox: Your traditional English Daily Express thread

That sounds killer!
oh wait

FREE MINCE PIES WORTH £1

They must be shit, unless they mean £1 each.

And in other news, celebrity in talent contest wants to win said talent contest.

"Bookmakers make it more likely they'll take money from stupid people" is another favourite.

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NOW SHOCK XMAS HIT FOR THE DECEMBERISTS

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INCREDIBLE... HUMAN INTEREST STORY SWEPT OVER INTERNET FOUR DAYS AGO FOUND ON NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE

yeah but you didnt get real dairy cream with it

lol james

Boxing Day headline 'Snow found on top of Scottish mountain : we told you so'.

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OUTRAGE AS JOBLESS MURDERER OF THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS GETS BENEFITS AND SKIPS HOSPITAL WAITING LIST

Daily Express, December 5th:

Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “We may not see a mirror image of last year’s weather with widespread snow but the chances of a white Christmas for large parts of the country are quite high. North-east England and Scotland have a 35 to 40 per cent chance of a white Christmas.”

Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “It felt more like spring and anyone taking a brisk Christmas walk on a beach or seafront would have felt like tucking into an ice cream afterwards.”