Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

I am going to copy and paste a memo which has been sent round the office this morning for your amusement:

Good Morning All,

As some you may be aware there have recently been a few people fall ill with tummy bugs, all within the space of 24-48 hours of each other. Whilst this is very likely to be a bizarre coincidence, in the interest of your safety, we are taking the following two precautions.

I have ordered replacement filters for the Water coolers (which were not due to be replaced until February). Bottled water will be available from later on this morning until the filters have been checked/replaced.

I have instructed a test of the Air-conditioning and a thorough clean of the filters to ensure there are no germs being circulated.

Many thanks

Company Office Manager

DAMN WATERCOOLERS MAKING US SICK!!!!

I'm drinking tap water today which is bleecchhhh

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::DOES PIROUETTES ABOUT THE OFFICE::

My god, it was magical! It wasn't the flashiest Nutcracker I've ever seen (Lincoln Centre, hello) but it was just... magical. I was in tears by the time the Sugarplum Fairy did her famous dance.

The spacerock ysi wizard is taking requests for xmas.

Glad you are back in the land of the living, Ed.

Ours was a filter on tap water. Our tap water is NASTY (I've just had a glass) but the watercooler water is fine. I don't have the heart to tell them it's Iguana Flu and nothing to do with the watercooler at all.

Where *is* Mitya, though? We didn't offend him too badly while he was here, did we?

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And Ed, I feel you pain:

Your search - long haired elvish - did not match any documents.

Our watercooler feeds in from the mains, but it zaps the water so it tastes really nice.

Do some work, or answer some email? Ach, answer some email.

I had a strange attack of Teh Horn when I was on the train this morning, it wasn't a specific horn, it was just the desire to kiss, the abstract desire for sex, just as a hole or absence to be filled up. It was quite odd, it wasn't really focused on a specific person though I am still suffering with crush. I think it was hormones and/or fever.

I just popped into town with the goth - and of course someone noticed us getting into my car together.

FP, you were giving a lift to The Goth - that's not SUCH a bad thing, is it? I get lifts into town all the time, and no tongues are wagging. Unless she got in your boot or something.

(FP is probably getting bored of this by now.)

I'm enjoying the crush at the moment. I've just been annoyingly happy and in a good mood. Then again, that could be to do with the enourmous sense of freedom and weights being lifted from my shoulders WRT other bits of my life. Who knows. It's so rare that I'm just unqualifiedly happy that I'm just going to enjoy it.

Oh wait, I haven't sent it yet.

I need a new TLA for him. I think that "PBW" is kinda objectifying perhaps.

FP, you're fine. So people think you two are messing - and? So? Does anyone really give a toss? (in a nice way, of course)

What is this short for? Should I ask?