How many spaces after a period?

Knock yourself out, if I ever have to set your copy I know how find and replace works.

FIND: ". "
REPLACE: "big fat hairy penis"

These arguments all boil down to "let us not forsake the gods of our fathers" vs. "god is dead, you silly geese".

When learning to write with a pen(cil) while in very early years at school, I remember vaguely being taught one finger width after a comma, two after a full stop. Not with typing though.

That's all very well, but what if you are an elephant?

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Poll Results
Option Votes
1 76
2 12

About what I expected.

I use 1 space. In typing class we were taught 2 spaces (1991, on typewriters) and I kept doing it until ~2005 when I was SCHOCKED to learn that the rationale behind 2 spaces didn't apply to most typing on a computer.

It was not difficult at all to retrain myself, though the double-tap on the space bar did feel really satisfying.

Double-tapping two-space trogs is equally satisfying, imo.

I am thinking this poll solves nothing. nothing. the bleak futility of it rises up and threatens to engulf me.

i just got an iphone and i'm worried the period trick is gonna bring back some old habits