euphemisms for sex that make the act sound really grotesque

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yeah to me 'romping' doesn't make it sound grotesque, more that it's practised by douchebags

Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:01 (twelve years ago) link

"Tossing salad" is one euphemism that actually manages to make the act seem less grotesque, conversely

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

dunno, suddenly lettuce leaves are involved...

Y.O. Mini (MarkG oo la showaddywaddy), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god, I hate the "salad" one. It's not that it makes it more grotesque, just that it's completely absurd as a metaphor.

another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

blappin

one pug (dealwithit.gif), Friday, 16 December 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

rhythmic slapping

dylannnnnnnnn, Friday, 16 December 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

No.6 is the winner here.

sir thermo of thinwall, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

bustin' a nut

William (C), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:08 (twelve years ago) link

jazzy sandbox

Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I was wrong about "beast," forgot the context in Othello. Carry on.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 16 December 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

rhythmic slapping

arrgh beaten to the punch

aesthetic partisan (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

bustin' a nut

― William (C), Friday, December 16, 2011 7:08 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink

the sound of one hand blapping

nuhnuhnuh, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

"frothy walrus"

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 17 December 2011 14:20 (twelve years ago) link


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