who is that distinguished-looking woman that Johnny Fever is helping?
― dell, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
Jesus recommends you upgrade to a flat panel monitor, and pay more attention to workstation ergonomics.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
may we not also lol at jesus jacking off in that picture, with you always, in front of your computer at 1am
― Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link
also
im enjoying the sandbox just as much as real ilx tbh who gives a fuck
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:43 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Permalink
^^^ sandbox is the BEST, i'm gonna be really annoying on ilx talking about how it was way better & how stet should merge it & how we should or shouldn't have sbs but how it was definitely better the way it was or wasn't before
― Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link
I prefer to remember the sandbox as the Shangri-La of ILE.
― Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
I hope we don't cause a Bacharach-David breakup.
― William (C), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
i'll be glad to be off sandbox tbh
thanks for all your work, stet \(^o^/)
― your voice of treason, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link
I might keep a foot in both. I miss a bunch of old ILX threads though
― he said "grody" (henrietta lacks), Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link
Will the wish anus find us on real ILX?
― Sandbox Jesse, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
I wanted old ilx up so I could be all jaymc.xls and do some research for my secret santa gift, but I'm just going to wing it.
― Nicole, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:49 (twelve years ago) link
YE gods the weird stuff always happens when I'm stuck on a phone. That downtime tonight was unexpected. I think an ILX background job went off on one, which shouldn't happen. Checking now.
― stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
stet
ur fired
/sugar
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
I missed the downtime! I just logged in and saw that nobody had updated for 4 hours. thought it seemed a little suspicious.
― www.myislamicdream.com (step hen faps), Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
the sandbox was out celebrating step's birthday probably
― lxy, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link
Thank you for the opportunity. Xp
― stet, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
darragh sounding like an old hollywood agent there
― Never translate German (schlump), Friday, 16 December 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
I have turned on some other site, to see how this level of server takes the load. Don't spread the word too far yet.
― stet, Friday, 16 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
Wow, that went badly.
― stet, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
ha
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
;)
www.geocities.ilx.com!!
― Z S, Friday, 16 December 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
ilx.xxx
dear god what have we done
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:23 (twelve years ago) link
hey why does this keep crashing?
― k3vin k., Saturday, 17 December 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link
What do you mean? Last night I was doing a lot of work on it so it was up and down, but not around the time you posted.
― stet, Saturday, 17 December 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link
hi stet i know you're new around here so i think it's be good to show you round and introduce you to a few of the 'regulars' just so you know what's what
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Saturday, 17 December 2011 12:36 (twelve years ago) link
any new news? any old news?
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
me. you.
― caek, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
Old news: hit some unexpected hiccups with the last switch on. New news: trying again tonight.
― stet, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
thank you, kind fellow.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
would love to get a play by play when youre done, i only understand this stuff v much not really, but still would be interesting
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
Um, I know I volunteered to dig into ILX code in the past and didn't really do anything due to no specific direction and a lack of free time, but... I should be home a fair bit over the holidays and my day job is Java development so I might be able to help look at some of the code.
Refresh my memory, but doesn't the code currently only load threads to memory from the DB if they're actually accessed? Getting the memory load back down might be as easy as expiring out the cache more aggressively.
― knackered housecat, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link
aren't you knackered though?
― judith, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
god i so don't want to relive that. but I need to document this stuff, so I will.
anyway, let's try this again folks http://ilxor.com/ILX/
― stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
how long is this for? (thanks stet, you're the best!)
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
i'm going to leave it running. if it's still going tomorrow, I'll redirect the front page back to it and that'll be us in business.
― stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
RIP CK Dexter
― flexidisc, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
sandbox is slowing down; think a lot of people are hitting the search quite hard to find old threads
― stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
my gods, man. can it handle to ILXes at once?! what portals to the netherworld will this open??
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
answer: no.
actually it just ran out of memory with the volume of searching going on. I have raised the limits and now I'm going to leave it closed but running while it gathers its wits (and the poll bumps etc all happen)
― stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link
IT LIVES
― sleeve sandbox, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
*jumps for joy*
― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link
thank u Mr Stet
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
well, not in just yet...
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
actually it just ran out of memory with the volume of searching going on.
sorry but i had a mark wahlberg pic that i NEEDED to postty for yr efforts. feel like planning to do this pre-holiday should set you up PERFECTLY to spend crucial celebratory time occupied w/this.
― Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 22 December 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think I broke it thirty minutes ago looking for a Tears For Fears thread :(
― Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link
So it's currently down?
― William (C), Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
It's running, but it's closed. So it's half back.
― stet, Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link
you shoulda been there it was really something
― Never translate German (schlump), Thursday, 22 December 2011 23:21 (twelve years ago) link