ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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How many Lions fans are even going to be around to do the protest walkout at 8:57 remaining in the 2nd quarter of the Bears game?

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Saturday, 23 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

just remembered, did anyone notice in the monday night game, a fan had a sign that read:

OCHO CINCO
MUCHO STINKO

...many lollolers followed in this household.

― johnny crunch (johnny crunch), Saturday, 23 December 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG, the Giants LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes that is the correct reaction.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Sunday, 24 December 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.veteranpresence.com/2006NFL/atl.jpg

carolina basically ran the oklahoma wishbone all day. it was pretty lol actually, deangelo williams would take a direct snap on 3rd and 8 and run for the 1st and this happened at least 6 times. lawl. Weinkeball! we got Weinke'd :[ i wasnt even mad or disappointed or nothin cuz it was just so surreal to see. anyway I think it's clear now that no team in the NFC deserves to win anything, they should demote half the conference to the Big East or something.

― aidsy (aidsy), Sunday, 24 December 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway I think it's clear now that no team in the NFC deserves to win anything

yeah, seriously. every time I see the dudes on NFLN describe how about 237 7-8 teams are "still in it" my desire to even watch the playoffs dies a little more.

also, my mom could not give less of a shit about pro football or sports of any kind, but she was sitting by the TV while I was watching some of the Giants' postgame press conference and became totally mesmerized by Tiki Barber. she is in love.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

tiki would be awesome if he weren't a total republican

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 25 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway I think it's clear now that no team in the NFC deserves to win anything

No way, the Saints deserve Super Bowl rings. But I'm not going to hold my breath or anything.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Monday, 25 December 2006 19:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i hope it's a bears-saints nfc showdown and though obv i want the bears to win, if the saints win i'm not gonna feel too bad because i actually love payton, colston, bush, deuce, etc.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 25 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

deuce vs. moose!

― aidsy (aidsy), Monday, 25 December 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i think jeff garcia was wearing lip gloss in that promo bite about how fun football is when you're playing with a group of talented guys.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Monday, 25 December 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Jimmy Kimmel actually made me laugh with his Christmas presents segment. For Peyton: a t-shirt that says "Mom & Dad Love Me Most." For Eli: a t-shirt that says "That's Probably True."

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ctrl-f JOEL HAS BEEN RIGHT ABOUT THE SAINTS ALL SEASON LONG not found. fuck you guys.

― Tyrone Slothrop (Tyrone Slothrop), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 04:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I WON THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY DOLLARS IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE, Y'ALL! FUCK YEAH!

― PPlains (PPlains), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 06:27 (seventeen years ago) link

nfc east ftw dudes

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

y'all otha suckas can't deny

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Can we also LOL at the Cincinnati Bengals?

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^ 100% yes

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

congratulations to ade 'aidsy' langston on his ilnfl fantasy championship. runner up: romosexuals. 3rd place: cnnsi's peter king. ampipe bulldogs: 4th.

― bohren un der club of gear (bohren un der club of gear), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

So the Eagles are this week's NFC team. That means they'll stink out the place next Sunday. The NFC is sad. Maybe the NFL should seed teams this year to cut down on the NFC crap factor.

So who wants a Coughlin or Mora dead pool?

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm taking Coughlin, 1st day of Giants post-season. They'll wait a day or two for Mora.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

That sounds right. I predict Eli will be the only Giant to stick up for Coughlin after the ax.

― Joe Isuzu's Petals (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

If he says anything; he's the only one on the team who hasn't had a public blowout with the dude. The rest of them will hold a ticker tape parade.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm gonna take a moment and lobby again for Norm Chow as new qb coach or possibly even head for the Giants.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, bears/packers game is the national sunday night game so perhaps the pats/titans game will be televised in chicago? hope hope hope so.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Two days before the Pittsburgh-Denver playoff game, Pennsylvania high school teacher John Kelly made a Broncos jersey-wearing student sit on the floor during a midterm exam, then had other students pelt him with paper.

^^^^^^ lol thanks ESPN pg 2

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

also LOL @ TO returning to bitching about his QB and the play calls. Pretty long honeymoon this go round, at least.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link

The NFC is sad. Maybe the NFL should seed teams this year to cut down on the NFC crap factor.

Yes, definitely start with the NFC crap factor, the Browns, Texans, Raiders and Bills are perfect examples of parity at work in 2006.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh well there's no need to pick on the Bills, they are just as good as the Giants are.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"So who wants a Coughlin or Mora dead pool?"

HOW does Matt Millen still have a job??!?!?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

blow jobs

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923771/

FOR REALS.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that cannot actually be true

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Mora or Coughlin dead pool is kind of like duck hunt with the zapper pointed at a lamp

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

And congrats, Adam Schefter, on your engagement. You're 40. About time you settled down with a nice Long Island girl.

that's from peter king's column, i can't decide if he's being snarky or serious.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

peter king being snarky about adam schefter is like, uh, two krispy kreme donuts punching each other, or something

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

like vomit telling poop it stinks?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 December 2006 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

"Yes, definitely start with the NFC crap factor, the Browns, Texans, Raiders and Bills are perfect examples of parity at work in 2006."

Or addendum if you lost to any of these teams you are dis-qualified from the playoff.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

If he says anything; he's the only one on the team who hasn't had a public blowout with the dude. The rest of them will hold a ticker tape parade.

word -- coughlin is going to join ray handley and richie kotite in that special place where the biggest NYC head coach fuck-ups go after they get shitcanned.

oh yeah -- YAY IGGLES and YAY JETS. mangini for couch of the year?!? (still woulda been nice if laveranues could've, like, gotten a coupla points 'cause his not doing so eliminated me from my league's finals) ;__;

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 12:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"Yes, definitely start with the NFC crap factor, the Browns, Texans, Raiders and Bills are perfect examples of parity at work in 2006."
Or addendum if you lost to any of these teams you are dis-qualified from the playoff.

in that case, out of playoffs:

jets
green bay (probably out anyway)
atlanta
carolina
kc
indianapolis

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

The greatest Christmas present this year was not being able to watch the Browns/Bucs game.

Ken Dorsey will be starting Sunday against the Texans. New Years Eve, so much to answer for.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

remind me to stay away from downtown or the loop on nye, i figure the bears/packers game should end around 10:30/11:00 pm leaving just enough time for 60,000 drunk football fans to go tearing out of soldier field looking for the nearest bar to ring in the new year.

DISAZTAH WAITIN TA HAP'N.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

People who are suddenly about Mangini as coach of year kind of worry me in that they all seem to have pretty short memories that they've already forgot about Sean Payton.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Well I'm not sure exactly how the Jets are 9-6 in the AFC without a running game (or a quarterback who can throw past ten yards).

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Is that a joke?

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

No, the Jets really don't have a running game.

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

have you seen their schedule? the only team of any note that they beat was the pats (i'm not counting the billy volek-led titans in the first game of the year as a team of note).

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, braaaaaaaavo, Daver, braaaaaaavo.

Dude's I been repping for the Jets as secret East stealers but a 9-6 record with an OKAYISH team in a pretty middling conference/division is not exactly something to start the parades over, in other words, otto OTM. Also Daver, really, I mean that is true (though pretending Pennington sucks is a bit of a stretch).

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i had something really sharp and witty to say but i just blew my nose so hard i almost passed out and now i'm dizzy and don't remember what it was.

i'm gonna feel this embolism in morning.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 December 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

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