ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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yeah its hard to argue that Tebow's actually played well outside of a few 4th quarters but its possible we'll never see anything like this again

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:02 (twelve years ago) link

I cannot wait for the Pats/Broncos game.

polyphonic, Thursday, 15 December 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link

Sam Hurd: Moron

http://www.suntimes.com/news/9459244-418/feds-bears-sam-hurd-tried-to-buy-huge-amounts-of-cocaine-pot.html

Chicago Bears wide receiver Sam Hurd is facing federal drug charges.

Federal prosecutors filed a complaint against Hurd early Thursday. He’s in custody in Chicago.

According to the federal complaint, Hurd was arrested Wednesday after meeting with an undercover agent at a Chicago restaurant. The complaint says Hurd told the agent that he was interested in buying five to 10 kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area.

Hurd, a San Antonio native, played for five seasons with the Dallas Cowboys and is in his first season with the Bears. He has contributed mostly on special teams, playing in 77 games overall with six starts and two career touchdowns. The former Northern Illinois star has played in 12 games this year, catching eight passes for 109 yards.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently, he's been doing this for years, including when he was playing in Dallas.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

1,000 pounds of marijana? Is that a typo??

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

PER WEEK

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

dude wtf

v-shasty, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

Even if Sam Hurd is making the league minimum for a 6th year player ($600K+), he's making plenty of money from just football alone. Why's he gotta be American Gangster?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 December 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

what the shit

Adam Hoge @AdamHogeCBS 26m
Law enforcement source tells @670TheScore Hurd was a top drug dealer in Chicago and police have list of NFL players who Hurd supplied.

v-shasty, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

damn shit is gonna get real

j crunchwrap supreme, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

ruh roh

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 December 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

i was hoping the bears would take down the rest of the NFL this season, but not like this~

son, Thursday, 15 December 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

I would bet that it ain't just gonna be NFL players

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 16 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

guys blaine gabbert is horrible

cad, Friday, 16 December 2011 03:06 (twelve years ago) link

did si.com borrow scientology's design team to come up with that?

cad, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link

hah i just saw that also

j crunchwrap supreme, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

that is a fantastic example of why I no longer read si.com

OH NOES, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

i really only go there cuz just abt every other sports site is blocked @ my job

j crunchwrap supreme, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

what a weird one to leave unblocked

cad, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

i think he is actually higher than the stratospere there. thats the celebrosphere

Hunt3r, Friday, 16 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

now that's a fucking graphic

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Friday, 16 December 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

so...seattle gets 3.5 points against chicago? the 4-1 over 5 seahwaks GET points against caleb hanie and the hurdgate bears?

can i use my apartment for security on a loan if i just rent?

horseshoe loves tom brady, Friday, 16 December 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

tebow is god's pop culture puppeteer, pretty impressive

son, Friday, 16 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

i bet my 10 kilos of yayo on hatcat.jpg

j crunchwrap supreme, Friday, 16 December 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Is Tebow hatcat this year?

polyphonic, Saturday, 17 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

The real question is Tim Tebow havin' fun?

Meet the new boss same as the old boss...

earlnash, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

i mean i know defense attorneys are basically paid to bullshit, but...

Brad Biggs @BradBiggs 56m

Attorney for ex #Bears WR Sam Hurd told reporters Hurd is hopeful another team will pick him up this season.

v-shasty, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

lool goddell wld lose his mind & use his interpretation of hte conduct policy or w/e & nvr let him play

j crunchwrap supreme, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

altho obv he has a higher chance of gettin signed by bricksquad than an nfl team

j crunchwrap supreme, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

lol

v-shasty, Saturday, 17 December 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

nfln has the freakanomics guy talking abt tebow FOR REAL

j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, 18 December 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

so...seattle gets 3.5 points against chicago? the 4-1 over 5 seahwaks GET points against caleb hanie and the hurdgate bears?

can i use my apartment for security on a loan if i just rent?

bears are the home team. i think they're pretty evenly matched.

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Sunday, 18 December 2011 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

if you're gonna put the farm on something, you can get Bears under 20 points

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Sunday, 18 December 2011 00:56 (twelve years ago) link

most inept officiating crew in the blue field bowl

j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, 18 December 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

Jesus in the Broncos locker room sketch on SNL = lolz-a-plenty

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 December 2011 05:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Fh052.png

h8 u ny jets

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

they should make all of CT watch new england games

horseshoe loves tom brady, Sunday, 18 December 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

fairfield cty really shouldnt be considered part of new england tbf

j crunchwrap supreme, Sunday, 18 December 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ rex grossman vs the NY Giants

daria, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

That Johnny Knox hit was ugly. I jumped out of my chair in pain.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

washington has a really good punter, i don't know why they're just having rex throw it deep to the other team instead of using him

daria, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

packers/chiefs what?!
are chiefs really amped up to be free from todd_haley.gif?

daria, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Jermichael Finley you killin me dude

C-L, Sunday, 18 December 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks -- Getting ready for the big game today. Have loaded up on chips, soda, and accepted Christ.

me too!

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/06/23/jews-for-jesus_25.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 December 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

the bills just missed what i believe was a 2 yard fg

v-shasty, Sunday, 18 December 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

the bills are totally disgusting

horseshoe, Sunday, 18 December 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

don't screw this up for us, buffalo.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 18 December 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

that fumble call was terrible. officials should be required to study laws of physics in the offseason

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Sunday, 18 December 2011 19:44 (twelve years ago) link


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