ILX Secret Santa.

i hope the the almanac spawns several worthwhile ILE threads in the coming twelve months.

i think i've participated in this 3 times and never actually gotten anything. is abbott organising this again? i would be happy to do it, instead being part of it, but i would suggest that we add the option of a preference for a recipient in your own country, and that each "application" is accompanied by a list of 3-5 things that you like.

there are like five oirish ilxors and four of them are dryballs imo

but i will sign up for this for the first time this year regardless

also, an option to only receive and not give, and an option to give an extra gift, that way no one misses out.

I was thinking about this today and was going to offer to run it if no one else was.

I've never done this before, but it could be fun. I'd be interested!

*raises her hand* I want to participate again this year.

I can't run it this year because I'm both moving and going on vacation and wrapping up grad school semester all in the next two weeks. Also last year I sent out lots of extra gifts to many an ILXor to make up for bums and slackers and layabouts of yore who did not send packages ––– and I am still feeling MAD BURNT because my Secret Santa assignee never sent me anything. THAT is why people are grudgeful, Mark E. Smith!

To reexplain although it's quite clear:
– I sent out 3-4 extra packages I did not need to to spread goodwill
– the person asked to be my Secret Santa did not send me a gift
– no one gets to talk about "panopticism" anymore because I know who the secret person is
– and yet they did nothing
– causing all this NAGL whining

– also I may have misused "panopticism" but TO NO GREATER DEGREE THAN ANY OTHER INSUFFERABLE GRADUATE STUDENT ASSFUKHEAD

okay so i will do this:

email me at just1n379 at gmail dot com (the first part is NOT googleproofed - that is the actual address)

please include:

your full name
your ilx name (not sandbox name)
your address
will you be receiving? y/n
will you be giving? y/n
would you like an extra person to send something to? y/n

let's make the deadline: DECEMBER 10, NOON, PACIFIC STANDARD TIME, 2011

i forgot to add:

preference for same-country recipient?

if you have already emailed me, and you would prefer your recipient be in your country, let me know, otherwise i will assume you don't mind either way

wtf @ option to get without giving??????

?

bc lots of ppl sign up but never send anything out - and lots of ppl like to send out extra gifts. this way, if you're just upfront about it, everyone gets something. like me and abbs both said: we never get anything!!

name those ppl ffs!

NAME THEM AND GIVE THEIR ADDRESSES!

lol i think you might be surprised. no naming and shaming in this thread.

i really, really don't see why not...anyway i'll mail you when i get a chance.

bumpbumpbumpbump

can you give me some examples of appropriate gifts?
i have moderate interest in doing this but it sounds kinda complicated and i don't want to be an asshole

you'll get your damned blood money i toldya

xp oh yeah should we include 4/5 ideas for the kind of things that would be good or leave it to chance

specifically, i don't want to be the kind of person who says she will do something and then doesn't do it
nor do i want to get mad burnt because tbh i do like to receive presents as much as the next person

tbh if i get a guy he's getting posh artisan socks and if i get a chilXor she's getting posh artisan soap

artisan socks
it's a man's world

in fact would you take an order?

I got a terrific cookbook (and homemade cookies) one year and gave an equally terrific cookbook (and a Bollywood calendar) another year.

oh i forgot to set price limits - let's say no more than... $15?? does that sound right? more? less?

maybe include in your email 3-5 random things that you are interested in (eg cooking, rocks, birds, trains etc).

LL, i think funny little handmade gifts are appreciated (or should be). iirc i've sent a book (that was kind of a dumb one from me) and last time i sent a copy of abbott's drawings that we published.

really, the whole point is to just receive something interesting in the mail, because who doesn't love that

one time i mailed a giant bag of jasmine tea to ilx user casuistry but that was a really long time ago and it was also something i had sitting around the house

lemme think about it

good thing I'm not in this (or spendy) cuz one of you might get this:

http://shop.occulter.org/collections/object/products/half-a-person

i fucked up one year and didn't send anything. cant remember who to. sorry whoever that was.

can i get Z_S this year?

email me your details and i will make it happen

Bumpin

So I only tried this one other time, and I mailed out an AWESOME THING and apparently I put not enough postage on it, and it ended up being returned but by the time it was returned I had moved out and was sleeping in my car for three days, and I was too ashamed to go back to the building and if you were my secret santa that year I still feel really bad about it even tho it was like 5 years ago. And also the worst part is I LOST THE AWESOME THING and it was really one-of-a-kind.

So if anybody's mad at me I'm really really sorry and send me a private email and I will re-send something to you b/c I don't even remember who you are.

Once, I mailed Roxy a bottle of Moxie soda but I can't remember why.

roxie

i've emailed everyone back who wants in, if you didn't get an email from me, it means i didn't get your email so send it again.

don't forget to include:
-do you have a preference for same-country recipient? y/n
-3-5 random things you're interested in/like

also: if you want in, but feel a bit weird about me giving your address out, let me know and i'll make sure you get a secret santa i can pretty much vouch for.

last day, people!

emails with your recipients have been sent

to the sandboxer that just ilx-mailed me: send me your full name, regular ilx username, and address, and i'll hook you up.

can i get Z_S this year?

ooooh, how exciting! i dont' even know who you are, lol sandbox!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfYEdsrHdcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfYEdsrHdcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfYEdsrHdcg

<3<3

Email sent smoove

I think I got mine already, anonymously? Thank you very much Santa, it is awesome!