did you show them the whole fold-out wallet of the ruffalo/donofrio/vaughn/gandolfini spectrum & ask at which point in the line w they most rather s?
― Never translate German (schlump), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.braintrainage.com/images/ability-chart.jpg
― tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
vaughan doesn't look right if i see a pic of him before/between schlubbiness, guy looks underweight if he's not a little overweight
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
in fact there's a couple dudes maybe could do with rocking the schlub look a lil more imo, does a dude as pretty a olyphaunt really *need* to be so cut?
Think about it
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
Omg olyphant is dreeeeeeeeeamy
― smoove operator, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link
olyphant seems skinnier than yr average hollywood hunk
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link
I'm glad we stopped ignoring the olyphant in the room
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
haa
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
e yr tastes run v similar to ms mac iirc, olyphaunt is flavour of the moment chez nous
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
in fact have you ever heard of niko kranjcar, just as a test
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link
That was Justine not me but I would agree that Olyphant is a handsome man.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
I just looked up the Croatian dude. That guy's neck is too big for his head or something. Throws it all off imo.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
ha sorry yr names are throwin me
Niko's chin is a lil weak imo but can i say it outloud in my own living room no i can't is this justice
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:42 (twelve years ago) link
He's obv a good looking guy but I assumed I was allowed to nitpick.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link
oh you are, my gf can't hear you doing it
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link
No, I know. I was more putting that out there because I felt bad saying an obviously attractive dude wasn't good looking because he is. I just can't get past the weird neck.
― ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (~curious orange~), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link
it's cool ur on the net sheesh
― bloating forecast: ruff swells (p much resigned to deems), Thursday, 15 December 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link
http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Avengers5-300x400.jpg
― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 26 December 2011 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsS/15330-6855.gif
just struck me tbh
― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 26 December 2011 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
hey hey ruffalo plays the hulk in the upcoming avengers movie lmao
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
oh cool who plays dr banner
― twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Monday, 26 December 2011 20:33 (twelve years ago) link
niice
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/mCEES.jpg
wut im not angry just a lil bloated
― Cooper Chucklebutt, Monday, 26 December 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Adrien Brody is one of the most attractive and Ryan Gosling (the ugly American Jérémie Renier) quite possibly the least attractive male person in this thread, in the opinion of this straight male Jewish person. I too prefer Kids are Alright Ruffalo to Lesser Ruffalos, though I've never seen the big deal about him - he's non-threatening, I guess, while retaining enough macho not to embarrass the opiner. I confess to thinking Vince Vaughn has a certain sort of (gross) charm, but I'll bet probably-not-great-himself-dude Jeremy Piven's probably the nicer Chicagoan.
"Bloat" = a well-fed dude who can wear it because he's rich. Most actors start out with (literally) big heads in the first place, fyi. Pretty unattractive word, btw, whichever gender is the recipient.
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Monday, 26 December 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link
springsteen's current look is really strange. like it just alludes to more full-on aesthetic decisions, w/jewelry, tanning, muscularity, etc, while still seeming grounded
Are you calling him the forefather of The Situation?
http://www.girl.com.au/img/zodiac3.jpg
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
going back a bit but ben stiller is like jeremy piven to me in that he was an og schlubby dude who got jacked in middle age, its like reverse bloat and exponentially douchier
Jewish person is like Jewish person in that he was schlubby, but then worked out and so now is douchey.
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Monday, 26 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link
George Clooney is still getting better looking. It's ridiculous. I don't even get how it's possible.
Lol.
such a dreamboat
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
I also prefer Kids are Alright Moore (yum) to Other, Frequently Annoying Moores
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Monday, 26 December 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
this is all very relevant to this thread.
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link
another possible bloat candidate [via clueless on e! today and law and order over the weekend]: Jeremy sisto
― max max max max, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
I tend to prefer law and order sisto to clueless sisto
― max max max max, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link
i find it somewhat ironic that it is the men of ilx that find such fault with these men's looks.
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link
also six feet under sisto jeez
fault!
― max max max max, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link
im merely an anthropologist
"she's not even that pretty"
― judith, Monday, 26 December 2011 22:46 (twelve years ago) link
mark ruffalo is kind of annoying amirite
― nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Monday, 26 December 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link
dudes calling dudes women are into "nonthreatening" is one of my least favorite things. it always seems sneering. i am not even 100% sure what it means, but if you are saying mark ruffalo does not seem like a rapist, i would agree.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
yeah it seems like a weird defensive endrun around an existential threat to the 'girls only like assholes' worldview
what is the highest score u can get on lsat again???
― ~*~ (є(٥_ ٥)э), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link
i will take the schlubby versions of almost all these guys fwiw (piven and vaughn are disgusting to me no matter what they look like)
― trudy campbell, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link
d'onofrio = so (potentially) huggable!
mark ruffalo seems slightly melancholic, which i love, and which i am thinking maybe horseshoe does too.
― estela, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
he gets a lot of those moments of not seeming entirely sure of something, or engaged, or feeling counter to the prevailing mood. like he has that eehhhh thing like he can't quite get on board, cf you can count on me
― Never translate German (schlump), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
i just opened this thread to post that mark ruffalo is a poor lady's vincent d'inofrio, glad it's been covered!
― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ this
― Nicole, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link
I won't call positing dudes' viewing dudes as "competition" (I'm competing with Mark Ruffalo?) one of my "least favorite things," but I don't think it's that major a factor in how I regard other dudes (I'm tempted to in turn call this view projection, based on the notion that this is how women view female celebrities, but I don't actually think that). I think it obvious that I am, to an extent, objectifying dudes from an aesthetic standpoint, the same way I might women. And to the extent I'm identifying or otherwise with a given celebrity, I'm obviously going to prefer someone who, well, I identify with, for that simple reason alone.
Anyway, "nonthreatening" meant nothing like what you suggest, though I suppose it does relate to temperament. Rather, it was sort of the cognate of suggesting that men are turned off by/afraid of "strong women."
Implicit in the background of all of this is that I'm a straight dude, so I recognize that I may well be missing some of the fundamentals in re what's attractive about a dude.
― illegal crew member (C.K. Dexter Holland), Tuesday, 27 December 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
missed u boo
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 December 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link