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EVERYONE COME INTERVIEW WITH ME, IT'LL BE FUN, I'LL SERVE REFRESHMENTS, ZR OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sciUHnce

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol oh man if someone would make that photoshop i would print it out and it would be the one personal item i will have on my desk

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

next issue of sciUNce:

* TIME: can it ever mend the careless whispers of a good friend?
* ughhh sooo hungover
* This month's centerfold: LONGCAT
* 8[

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

back page should be all choice caruso quotes

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

adam schefter on the cover EVERY. MONTH.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

*GIN: great or second-rate? our expert panel learns the shocking truth

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, I'm 2m below sea level, on my second pint of gin and considering whether st peter's ruby re or best bitter should be my next drink.

You decide.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ed clearly in a situation like this the answer is always "both"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hey there captain nemo, how's it hanging? i say st. peter's ruby.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't want to take chances 2m below sea level, y'know?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hm ok my boss is gone and i think i'm going to leave right now. any ideas as to how i should occupy myself until we get drunk?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

come to my office

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i seriously do not know how i am supposed to interview a person

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally: You could always fall back on the ILX classic "What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?"

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i think i don't want to know the answer

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hay dudes microfilm sucks!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ain't no microfiche i'll fuckin tell ya that

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

gmail ads i love you

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― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh wtf does it mean when someone tells you you are the "closer" of the interview process and doesn't say it like in a manner that implies you are the last person in line but rather that you are meant to be mariano rivera.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not understand

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

my boss tried to do that to me.. i gracefully declined to attend the interview, saying that i wouldn't know how to answer her questions because i don't know how we work together anymore & also i couldn't really encourage the interviewee to come work here

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ally that means you say to the person 'so do you have any questions for us?' and then you answer their questions or sit in uncomfortable silence for a while & then show them out

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmm. i was considering flashing him and seeing if that got me fired but i think your idea is probably more sound.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope your interviewee shows up 40 min early so you can give him/her the heave-ho

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not like a group interview, it is like one by one btw so i don't know what anyone else has already asked or will ask or anything.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"so like hey what do you think of bruce springsteen? yeah that's cool. do you like coffee? how about beer? i see you used to be a un translator so excuse me but wtf r u doin here? really? do you like pandas?"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ask the interviewee if the others told him/her how FUCKING AWFUL life is at 5C13NC3

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

last question's gonna catch him!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah fuck a person who likes pandas

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY THROW YR SLIDER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/23/f_sciuhncem_9000c70.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

::D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

BRIAN WINS THE INTERNET GOOD GAME EVERYONE LET'S GO HOME

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

all right folks, brian's won the internet for today, so i'll be taking my leave. when next i see you...i will be drunk

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

cannot breathe omfg

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i'm really amazed at how quickly adam schefter posted that to his blog

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

text and concept courtesy alex & ally

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm amazed at how quickly we all check adam schefter's blog

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

if i ever go to nu-nu-ilx that picture will be all i post

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

he does control the internet, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

btw it is now hanging on my desk, thanks brian :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i love this internets

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol i do not think my interview showed up hooray!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

man everything got really awesome today right around twenty minutes ago

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i got a new showerhead! :D

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i bought a new camera :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I got a Fresca!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

we are all winners, today

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

This is my last day in current jobbie! New jobbie starts Monday!!!!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

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