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and with my $8 of commissions, i will buy some appetizers at the big hunt, for us all to share while celebrating

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ally can we commission you in beers?

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok yeah i'll agree to that. let's make this happen

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

If we're gonna get serious about this I vote for the banner ad to be the following:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/23/f_boxcarm_e5f1b08.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/23/f_uhm_47f7eff.jpg

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it has to confirm to width/length guidelines tho but there's no reason ALL of these elements cannot be included.

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate that when that happens

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol he is apparently georgian and i do not mean the state!!!!!! this guy is going to rule!!! :D

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"I think I'd be a great fit for Science."

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM!!!!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oh holy fuck they really didn't make any of the corrections to my commissions. i'm gonna tell stalin to run far away i think

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

but you told ZR he could come work there!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

there is room for me, stalin and zr all in one room, brian.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"In Soviet Russia, commissions correct you!"

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently my boss is interviewing for my boss boss' job? so I might get my boss' job. Again. Just what I always wanted, to be first mate on a sinking ship.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you we're talking about my job now

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i would work with all of this politburos

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT I think your boss is interviewing for a job with SCIENCE!

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we should all just take over science mag, is the thing

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man we'd make it the best magazine EVER

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE COME INTERVIEW WITH ME, IT'LL BE FUN, I'LL SERVE REFRESHMENTS, ZR OTM

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sciUHnce

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol oh man if someone would make that photoshop i would print it out and it would be the one personal item i will have on my desk

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

next issue of sciUNce:

* TIME: can it ever mend the careless whispers of a good friend?
* ughhh sooo hungover
* This month's centerfold: LONGCAT
* 8[

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

back page should be all choice caruso quotes

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

adam schefter on the cover EVERY. MONTH.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

*GIN: great or second-rate? our expert panel learns the shocking truth

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes, I'm 2m below sea level, on my second pint of gin and considering whether st peter's ruby re or best bitter should be my next drink.

You decide.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

ed clearly in a situation like this the answer is always "both"

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hey there captain nemo, how's it hanging? i say st. peter's ruby.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

you don't want to take chances 2m below sea level, y'know?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hm ok my boss is gone and i think i'm going to leave right now. any ideas as to how i should occupy myself until we get drunk?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

come to my office

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i seriously do not know how i am supposed to interview a person

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally: You could always fall back on the ILX classic "What is the most unacceptable thing to ever come out of your ass?"

― J. Lutz (j.lu), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow i think i don't want to know the answer

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hay dudes microfilm sucks!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

ain't no microfiche i'll fuckin tell ya that

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

gmail ads i love you

"Your Hoodia Didn't Work" - www.Hoodia-Facts.com - Want to know why? My Wife and I Did the Research.

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh wtf does it mean when someone tells you you are the "closer" of the interview process and doesn't say it like in a manner that implies you are the last person in line but rather that you are meant to be mariano rivera.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not understand

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

my boss tried to do that to me.. i gracefully declined to attend the interview, saying that i wouldn't know how to answer her questions because i don't know how we work together anymore & also i couldn't really encourage the interviewee to come work here

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ally that means you say to the person 'so do you have any questions for us?' and then you answer their questions or sit in uncomfortable silence for a while & then show them out

― dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

hmmm. i was considering flashing him and seeing if that got me fired but i think your idea is probably more sound.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope your interviewee shows up 40 min early so you can give him/her the heave-ho

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not like a group interview, it is like one by one btw so i don't know what anyone else has already asked or will ask or anything.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"so like hey what do you think of bruce springsteen? yeah that's cool. do you like coffee? how about beer? i see you used to be a un translator so excuse me but wtf r u doin here? really? do you like pandas?"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ask the interviewee if the others told him/her how FUCKING AWFUL life is at 5C13NC3

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

last question's gonna catch him!

― john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah fuck a person who likes pandas

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

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