Rolling This is Racist (sandbox ed)

you know you're trolling right when even frogbs condemns you

no kidding, I mean THAT GUY is the real racist

http://elizabethjazz.com/wp-content/uploads/300-avery-smith-fresh-lc-060910.jpg

I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. Even a poor black kid in West Philadelphia.

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

I watched a couple of minutes of this last night because I was expecting How I Met Your Mother to be on, and it seemed like a sitcom from the seventies (except for the sexual references).

i don't see why every episode can't be about Kat Denning's breasts, the one legitimate point of interest on that show

yeah it really is like they took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays and added some references to williamsburg and recessionistas (xpost)

what is a recessionista

kiss my organic grits

took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays

and didn't even sub garrett morris' name, thank god

willsmith.jpg destroyed me

http://yoisthisracist.com/

that url is slightly.

is that site's overuse of "yo" racist?

*kills self*

y0 Arbuckle

yo dayo nice display name

whats up dayo

cuauhtemoc blanco I believe I was first

goddamnit I wasn't

'fraid not dude

it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way

yah it's pretty funny

dayo-ld idea

booyah

loooool xp

TNC does his best to rescue this guy

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/

Has this been posted yet?

Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'

that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already

No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes

TNC killed it.

ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome

Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.

thoughts? I can't decide about this one.

6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)

Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.

he means it will have a top hat on it fyi

idgi

and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life

o boy

gonna have to go with "nope"

it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against

heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly

but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense

but he's talking about what the wires look like before you put heatshrink on it; from context it seems like he says they look like long stringy nappy strands of hair, or maybe he thinks Slash has dreads

oh duh lol I didn't read it right

Whoa

http://gawker.com/5870126/someone-thought-these-were-good-ads-for-a-chinese-restaurant

!

What is the social benefit from publicizing (and laughing at?) things like this?

I was about to go on a trip to Dubai and this restaurant was #1 on my list of dining experiences. No more.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/7/2011/12/980c70e374e329159a80e32a8fd10e14/340x.jpg

that's not racist iirc

gawker.com's anti-racism crusade making a difference

That was Gavin McInnes, right?