Rolling This is Racist (sandbox ed)

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Wiser!™

amon, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

shocked to find out he's middle aged because the obscenely myopic sense of how privelege works is like that of a college freshman

boof troop (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

If he were a 'poor black kid,' he'd use decades of skills gained via the privilege of being a middle-class white dude to succeed.

milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

And I would use the technology available to me as a student. I know a few school teachers and they tell me that many inner city parents usually have or can afford cheap computers and internet service nowadays.

This quote is so painfully dumb. I know the whole column is, but still.

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

btw, is it me or is this new UK Southern Comfort advert just a tad fucked up?

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?filename=TA14106

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

milo z, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

xp It's Driving Miss Daisy, with hipster d-bags.

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

the tram driver is, er, enthusiastic

Angles that bitch (Julie Lagger), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

xxp yeah I caught that one day and was pretty surprised how many racial stereotyping there was, I guess this is the Seth MacFarlane effect

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

you know you're trolling right when even frogbs condemns you

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

no kidding, I mean THAT GUY is the real racist

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://elizabethjazz.com/wp-content/uploads/300-avery-smith-fresh-lc-060910.jpg

I believe that everyone in this country has a chance to succeed. Still. In 2011. Even a poor black kid in West Philadelphia.

Mr. Stevenson #2, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

all the diner characters from Two Broke Girls - I can't believe that shit gets on TV in 2011

I watched a couple of minutes of this last night because I was expecting How I Met Your Mother to be on, and it seemed like a sitcom from the seventies (except for the sexual references).

Nicole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

i don't see why every episode can't be about Kat Denning's breasts, the one legitimate point of interest on that show

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it really is like they took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays and added some references to williamsburg and recessionistas (xpost)

Mr. Stevenson #2, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

what is a recessionista

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

kiss my organic grits

Carnitas, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

took some 35-year-old 'sassy broads working in a greasy spoon' teleplays

and didn't even sub garrett morris' name, thank god

slandblox goole, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

willsmith.jpg destroyed me

one pug (dealwithit.gif), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

http://yoisthisracist.com/

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

that url is slightly.

elks thunder, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

is that site's overuse of "yo" racist?

Mr. Stevenson #2, Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

*kills self*

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

y0 Arbuckle

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

yo dayo nice display name

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

whats up dayo

I'm in the mood to party (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

cuauhtemoc blanco I believe I was first

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

goddamnit I wasn't

tumblr whine-y (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

'fraid not dude

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

it's OK tho b/c it's hilarious either way

tumblr whineys (Cuauhtemoc Blanco), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

yah it's pretty funny

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

dayo-ld idea

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

booyah

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

loooool xp

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Wednesday, 14 December 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

TNC does his best to rescue this guy

http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/12/a-muscular-empathy/249984/

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

Has this been posted yet?

Trolling The Internet With 'If I Were A Poor Black Kid'

lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

that sounds familiar, but this is a really long thread, you might have to look really far to see if it was posted already

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

No I mean what I posted is a response to the original 'if i were a black kid', also in Forbes

lebateauivre, Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

TNC killed it.

one pug (dealwithit.gif), Thursday, 15 December 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

ok sorry lb that forbes response piece was awesome

some dude (Mr. Stevenson #2), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

Sometimes I forget to read TNC, I should stop doing that.

OH GNUS (Pyth), Thursday, 15 December 2011 14:55 (twelve years ago) link

thoughts? I can't decide about this one.

6. Heat shrink tubing is your friend ($2.99–$14.95)

Sooner or later you’ll need to solder new wire to your pickup leads to extend the length. Do it enough times, and your wires will look like Slash’s head after an all-nighter. So slip ‘em through this nifty stuff and light a match to see the tubing shrink and conform to the shape of the solder joint, keeping the contact safe and your axe’s innards orderly.

another suggestbanite (rusty flathead screwdriver), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

he means it will have a top hat on it fyi

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link

idgi

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

and I'm a man who has heatshrunk some tubes in his life

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

o boy

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

gonna have to go with "nope"

...or fold laundry? (J0n Arbuckle), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

it is a well known fact that slash is biracial and therefor impossible to be racist against

Cooper Chucklebutt, Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

heatshrink looks all bulgy and weird after you shrink it so I just assumed they were talking about how after a bender your face gets all craggy and ugly

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

but yeah the tophat thing makes more sense

nice catch cuauhtemoc blanco niño (dayo), Thursday, 15 December 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

for fuck's sake

twice banned gabbage is death (p much resigned to deems), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:21 (twelve years ago) link

ARRRRRGH if I ever hear the phrase "plantation mentality" again I may puke. West Michigan, WHAT IS WRONG WITH U??

OH GNUS (Pyth), Friday, 23 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

*poses w/black child*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 24 December 2011 07:34 (twelve years ago) link

That is fucking hilarious

OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

That .xxx commercial is not, tho

OH NOES, Saturday, 24 December 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

"c'mon guys, you're a gang...you're on the side of teh street, you're wearing hoodies, you're..."

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link

also black baby =

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdYVBaUXU8U

if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Saturday, 24 December 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

man I had forgotten about John Rocker

macarena of time (step hen faps), Saturday, 24 December 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

That was Gavin McInnes, right?

Stevie :-D, Sunday, 25 December 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link


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