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dudes the original Zelda, A Link To The Past (super nintendo) and Ocarina Of Time (N64) are all available for download on the Wii now

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xxpst some of my friends used have this meme about how wed rather drink a frothy glass of cum than _______

69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

PURITY & FRESHNESS

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

haha "When I get up in the morning I piss purity and freshness!!"

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

if you don't drink Old Dominion then FUCK YOU!

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

is this the end of truck sac?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/02/22/AR2007022201426.html

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome new line:

"i got banned from gmail; i can only communicate by kissing"

69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

pete your lines are so totally weird to me

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ive got fitzcarraldo in my bag

69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

send the dead roses

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

fizcarraldo v. classic

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

re: post article, i am FROM western md and i have never once seen those on any truck out there. either del. myers is crazy or they're all in garrett county, i dunno

dar1a g (dar1a g), Friday, 23 February 2007 18:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ok is it really that hard to understand that if you are purchasing a banner ad on a website, you need to provide a url to link to.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that is impossible to get your head around

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa garance you just laid a mindfuck on me

69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey, sorry, I thought 1an had sent them to you! Here it is again"
(insert banner.gif here, no URL)

wtf

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm just gonna link it to a picture of reche caldwell

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

LINK IT TO SCHEFTERBLOG

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

DID YOU KNOW THAT HE IS TIME MAGAZINE'S 2006 PERSON OF THE YEAR

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Superpapermariowedding.jpg

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

what if they just want a banner ad for display purposes? like if I bought an ad that said "BLOOD DIAMONDS" I wouldn't need a link.

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

wait we can make that happen for a relatively small amount of money

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

dude you're running that magazine we clearly need no money at all to make it happen

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

okay WTF project manager be talking about how my projects aren't as desirable as bigger projects. My projects EXIST and are PROFITABLE unlike the big projects you keep interviewing for and not landing!

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but i get commissions if we pay for it

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

if we purchase 50k impressions for one day it would only be like maybe $50 each and the website would say nothing but blood diamonds for an entire day

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

and with my $8 of commissions, i will buy some appetizers at the big hunt, for us all to share while celebrating

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ally can we commission you in beers?

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ok yeah i'll agree to that. let's make this happen

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

If we're gonna get serious about this I vote for the banner ad to be the following:

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/2/23/f_boxcarm_e5f1b08.jpg

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

or maybe
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/2/23/f_uhm_47f7eff.jpg

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

it has to confirm to width/length guidelines tho but there's no reason ALL of these elements cannot be included.

hey guys i have to do an interview in like 20 minutes and just got it sprung on me now!!!!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate that when that happens

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

lol he is apparently georgian and i do not mean the state!!!!!! this guy is going to rule!!! :D

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"I think I'd be a great fit for Science."

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:44 (seventeen years ago) link

OTM!!!!!!

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oh holy fuck they really didn't make any of the corrections to my commissions. i'm gonna tell stalin to run far away i think

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

but you told ZR he could come work there!

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

there is room for me, stalin and zr all in one room, brian.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:48 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eroj.org/cromos/Stalin/med/med_Stalin.jpg
"In Soviet Russia, commissions correct you!"

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

apparently my boss is interviewing for my boss boss' job? so I might get my boss' job. Again. Just what I always wanted, to be first mate on a sinking ship.

TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck you we're talking about my job now

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i would work with all of this politburos

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT I think your boss is interviewing for a job with SCIENCE!

systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe we should all just take over science mag, is the thing

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man we'd make it the best magazine EVER

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

EVERYONE COME INTERVIEW WITH ME, IT'LL BE FUN, I'LL SERVE REFRESHMENTS, ZR OTM

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

sciUHnce

john wesley hard-on (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:54 (seventeen years ago) link

lol oh man if someone would make that photoshop i would print it out and it would be the one personal item i will have on my desk

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link


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