ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

hes just all nbd give me all the draft picks and ill find some more

i dont really follow football close enough to say who they shouldve kept, im just seeing patterns

afaict there are two patriots who have left the org and thrived--asante and big sey. the first one i get, the second one i really don't.

well u need stars but you also need just like a bunch of competent guys

yeah the problem seems to be failing to draft those guys

I wanted to write it all down, so bear with me:

Game 1: Tebow replaces Orton in the fourth. Two quick scores against a lazy Chargers defense in prevent. Chargers win.

Game 2: Bye

Game 3: Down 15-0 with 3 minutes left against Miami backup QB Moore. If Miami goes for 1 instead of going for 2, or doesn't allow onside kick, they win game. If Matt Moore doesn't fumble in overtime, who knows.

Game 4: Lions absolutely destroy em.

Game 5: Raiders start Kyle Boller, and then bring in Palmer fresh off the couch. Defense destroys Oakland, but Oakland is still up 7 when McGahee takes one 60 yards, and then Eddie Royal returns a punt. McGahee runs another one in after a decent drive to go up two scores.

Game 6: Tim Tebow throws 2 completions in entire game but it is enough to beat the Chiefs. Cassel gets hurt late, but Denver beats a bad team fair and square. Cassel out for season.

Game 7: The Broncos had punted on their eight previous possessions when they got the ball with less than 6 minutes and 95 yards to go. If Jim Leonhard wraps up Eddie Royal in the endzone, it's s safety and the Jets probably win. Denver scored one of its touchdowns on a pick six.

Game 8: Nick Novak misses two key field goals. Chargers offensive line is a mess. Prater wins it in deep OT.

Game 9: Tie game, 1:30 left: Christian Ponder with a terrible late interception gives Broncos the win. Tebow played good against a terrible D.

Game 10: Struggle to stay with Caleb Hanie and the Bears. If Barber stays in bounds in the 4th, they win. If Barber doesn't fumble in OT, they probably win.

Tebow renounces Christ, worships Matt Prater

xp thanks for taking the time to do that

i didn't realize it was quite that.....crazy

I guess Bill B. bet that Wilfork was really the irreplaceable part of the d-line in that he is the hardest to block and Seymour's production would be picked up by someone else.

Seymour is still a good player and even though he was 8 years into his career, you will see some good defensive lineman if they can avoid injuries continue to be productive into and past 10 seasons.

Seymour is wildly overpaid now, it wasn't a bad move on NE's part. I think the Raiders should cut him in the offseason

I think it was still ok for the Raiders too, it stabilized a franchise that was in chaos. They don't win 8 games last year without him, that's for sure.

yeah its hard to argue that Tebow's actually played well outside of a few 4th quarters but its possible we'll never see anything like this again

I cannot wait for the Pats/Broncos game.

Sam Hurd: Moron

http://www.suntimes.com/news/9459244-418/feds-bears-sam-hurd-tried-to-buy-huge-amounts-of-cocaine-pot.html

Chicago Bears wide receiver Sam Hurd is facing federal drug charges.

Federal prosecutors filed a complaint against Hurd early Thursday. He’s in custody in Chicago.

According to the federal complaint, Hurd was arrested Wednesday after meeting with an undercover agent at a Chicago restaurant. The complaint says Hurd told the agent that he was interested in buying five to 10 kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area.

Hurd, a San Antonio native, played for five seasons with the Dallas Cowboys and is in his first season with the Bears. He has contributed mostly on special teams, playing in 77 games overall with six starts and two career touchdowns. The former Northern Illinois star has played in 12 games this year, catching eight passes for 109 yards.

Apparently, he's been doing this for years, including when he was playing in Dallas.

1,000 pounds of marijana? Is that a typo??

PER WEEK

dude wtf

Even if Sam Hurd is making the league minimum for a 6th year player ($600K+), he's making plenty of money from just football alone. Why's he gotta be American Gangster?

what the shit

Adam Hoge @AdamHogeCBS 26m
Law enforcement source tells @670TheScore Hurd was a top drug dealer in Chicago and police have list of NFL players who Hurd supplied.

damn shit is gonna get real

ruh roh

i was hoping the bears would take down the rest of the NFL this season, but not like this~

I would bet that it ain't just gonna be NFL players

guys blaine gabbert is horrible

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2011/writers/richard_deitsch/12/16/tebow.needle/tebow-phenomenon-tx2.jpg

did si.com borrow scientology's design team to come up with that?

hah i just saw that also

that is a fantastic example of why I no longer read si.com

i really only go there cuz just abt every other sports site is blocked @ my job

what a weird one to leave unblocked

i think he is actually higher than the stratospere there. thats the celebrosphere

now that's a fucking graphic

so...seattle gets 3.5 points against chicago? the 4-1 over 5 seahwaks GET points against caleb hanie and the hurdgate bears?

can i use my apartment for security on a loan if i just rent?

tebow is god's pop culture puppeteer, pretty impressive

i bet my 10 kilos of yayo on hatcat.jpg

Is Tebow hatcat this year?

The real question is Tim Tebow havin' fun?

Meet the new boss same as the old boss...

i mean i know defense attorneys are basically paid to bullshit, but...

Brad Biggs @BradBiggs 56m

Attorney for ex #Bears WR Sam Hurd told reporters Hurd is hopeful another team will pick him up this season.

lol

lool goddell wld lose his mind & use his interpretation of hte conduct policy or w/e & nvr let him play

altho obv he has a higher chance of gettin signed by bricksquad than an nfl team

lol

nfln has the freakanomics guy talking abt tebow FOR REAL

so...seattle gets 3.5 points against chicago? the 4-1 over 5 seahwaks GET points against caleb hanie and the hurdgate bears?

can i use my apartment for security on a loan if i just rent?

bears are the home team. i think they're pretty evenly matched.

if you're gonna put the farm on something, you can get Bears under 20 points

most inept officiating crew in the blue field bowl

Jesus in the Broncos locker room sketch on SNL = lolz-a-plenty

http://i.imgur.com/Fh052.png

h8 u ny jets