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Guys I saw j.lu on the bus this a.m.--hopefully she will join us at BH for apres-work beerz!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell is j. lu

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

last night:

From: Brian Miller
If the gala is too gay for you i'm heading to the basement champagne bar of napoleon on columbia

From: a_p
THAT'S WHERE THE AFTERPARTY FOR THIS THING IS no joke

From: Brian Miller
oh wtf

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude j.lu is like the most xtreme old-skool dcilxor--don't be hatin'!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

she was here before you could READ!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

she was here before there even WAS an ilx!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"jokes that were funny before coffee" is my favorite new wonkette category.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the insinuation that MW learned to read AFTER ilx came into being

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

who said i was hatin' i was not hatin

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i was reading dick and jane at age 1.5.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

bummer dude, i was gonna get the bros to chip and get you a pretty badass "most improved" trophy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://catandgirl.com/store/trophy_use.jpg

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i have a question. if you are an actress, and you are going to get naked in a movie, do you warn your dad first, so he can choose to not see your movie? y/n

nb there's no actual reason i'm asking this, in case anyone is wondering what movie i am starring in

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR I think we should consider auditioning for a screaming bitch idiot to front our act. I forgot to tell you that, about 75% of the vocals on the IM tracks ("no tight pants" excepted) are by my old bipolar film student buddy Bri4n, we gave him no other responsibilities than to screech and mutter into an SM58 I jacked from the radio station and it enabled myself and wolfgang to get on with the "atmospherics"

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^BEST POST EVER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Michael Madsen refuses to watch the movies his sister's been naked in, so I assume she either warns him or he makes sure to find out early through an advanced network of hollywood contacts

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

excuse me but i'd like to be considered for position of "screaming bitch idiot"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

boy you sure know everything about virginia madsen!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

12 hour weekend shifts will do that to a man

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hm, a screaming bitch idiot...if only there were a location, a location on the internet, where we might be able to find one of these people. perhaps even many of these people.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

but no, i don't even know what such a place would look like.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT and ZR make some noize ft. vocals by Ann Coulter

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

AHEM

― Ann Coulter (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

you're gonna have to do better than that

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah audition on the thread!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

that skank's too busy being pimped by her publisher on every talk show depraved enough to have her, we should go for michelle malkin instead.

also "vent moonbat fast" wouldn't be too bad for a song title

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

AHEM
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3470/markgn0.jpg

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

OH GOD WE'RE MOVING TO ARLINGTON NOOOO THEY BE STEALIN MY LAST SCANT VESTIGES OF DESIRE TO WORK HERE

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

SERIOUSLY PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ME OR FIND ME A NEW JOB MAYBE THE LATTER OVER THE FORMER BUT WVS YR CALL

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

patsy e. smith still kills me

also wtf zr. do you want to come work with me, we can be cubicle mates and go smoke together and lunch together and everything. they're not exactly picky right now, no experience required.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

dang zack that sucks, although my new job is going to be in arlington too, maybe we could lunch together, and pretend it is hunan

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

AR DO
LING = NOT
TON WANT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

well that spacing just didn't work out at all, now did it?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

haha what's up squirrel police?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

"ton want"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR, what about the work from home thing? Will they let you do that???

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

haha yeah ZR can get a job where he says SCIENCE THIS IS ZACK when he picks up the phone

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Also: tombot is yr new gig a done deal? No mo LM?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

listen, seriously, a retarded monkey with a personality could do my job, i don't know what is proving so hard to everyone else in this bitch, rewrite your resume to sound like you did p.r.-y type shit and i'll get you a job with me. granted this place is hella lame so you might not want to do that.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

it is not a done deal until I get an offer and respond in the affirmative. this has not happened yet because "The prime is out until tuesday." meaning that the new-job equiv. of my current boss's boss on the LM side is not around, which sounds familiar.

From what I've heard I should be getting a better deal being hired by this sub company rather than directly hired by GD though.

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh no working from home does not appear to be a possibility. no no it's ok, look i don't wanna be here anyway and now i've got a legitimate motivation to get my ass in gear re: applying to other shit. but i sort of have no idea what i want to do ;_;

ally i will consider science, we should talk about it. i mean, i have always liked science, the discipline, and i like magazines, so you know, there is that.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

can we call our band SCIENCE THE DISCIPLINE or is that too lame for everyone

nevermind the answer is yes it is too lame

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

how about

FUCK YOU WE'RE SCIENCE

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

SCIENCE THIS IS WHACK

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

uggggggggggggggggh

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, look what you did.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi DC. This is Nick. I realized I might not be coming back to DC with any regularity anymore because my parents are moving to North Carolina. My sister will still be in DC, but I don't really visit her specifically as often.

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

;_;

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to admit that I don't understand that emoticon. I see everyone using it but I don't know what it means. Is it a crying face?

― n/a (n/a), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah it's emotion tears face

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

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