where the eff charges £1 for a Creme Egg???
― Extreme Lifestyle, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link
I won't be buying my Creme Eggs from Marc Demarquette's shop then
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link
is this 'chocolatier' the equivalent of megastars who get asked how much a single on the tube is and they don't have a clue because IVORY TOWERS
― Extreme Lifestyle, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link
White chocolate, errrrr, towers
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16131421.jpg
NOW WHERE ARE OUR FRONT PAGE SPLASHES FROM POSITIVE WEATHER SOLUTIONS?
― James, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link
It was snowing in Hitchin this morning. It's those French, can't even keep their weather under control.
― dog latin, but cool (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
WEATHER WARNING: you and your big pet dog might have a totally kickass time
― Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
It's the Daily Express, you're not supposed to enjoy yourself, ever... that's for foreigners
― Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16132071.jpg
NOW A FREE SLEDGE FOR EVERY READER, KILLER ICE NOT INCLUDED
― James, Friday, 16 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
That sounds killer!oh wait
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
FREE MINCE PIES WORTH £1
They must be shit, unless they mean £1 each.
And in other news, celebrity in talent contest wants to win said talent contest.
― yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
"Bookmakers make it more likely they'll take money from stupid people" is another favourite.
― James, Friday, 16 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16134430.jpg
NOW SHOCK XMAS HIT FOR THE DECEMBERISTS
― James, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week4/16136550.jpg
INCREDIBLE... HUMAN INTEREST STORY SWEPT OVER INTERNET FOUR DAYS AGO FOUND ON NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE
― James, Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
yeah but you didnt get real dairy cream with it
― Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol james
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
Boxing Day headline 'Snow found on top of Scottish mountain : we told you so'.
― Billy Dods, Saturday, 24 December 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week4/16138418.jpg
OUTRAGE AS JOBLESS MURDERER OF THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS GETS BENEFITS AND SKIPS HOSPITAL WAITING LIST
― James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
Daily Express, December 5th:
Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “We may not see a mirror image of last year’s weather with widespread snow but the chances of a white Christmas for large parts of the country are quite high. North-east England and Scotland have a 35 to 40 per cent chance of a white Christmas.”
Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “It felt more like spring and anyone taking a brisk Christmas walk on a beach or seafront would have felt like tucking into an ice cream afterwards.”
― James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link