Crusading against immigration to the Sandbox: Your traditional English Daily Express thread

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where the eff charges £1 for a Creme Egg???

Extreme Lifestyle, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

I won't be buying my Creme Eggs from Marc Demarquette's shop then

Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

is this 'chocolatier' the equivalent of megastars who get asked how much a single on the tube is and they don't have a clue because IVORY TOWERS

Extreme Lifestyle, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

White chocolate, errrrr, towers

Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Tuesday, 13 December 2011 10:05 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16131421.jpg

NOW WHERE ARE OUR FRONT PAGE SPLASHES FROM POSITIVE WEATHER SOLUTIONS?

James, Friday, 16 December 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

It was snowing in Hitchin this morning. It's those French, can't even keep their weather under control.

dog latin, but cool (dog latin), Friday, 16 December 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

WEATHER WARNING: you and your big pet dog might have a totally kickass time

Extreme Lifestyle, Friday, 16 December 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

It's the Daily Express, you're not supposed to enjoy yourself, ever... that's for foreigners

Derek Pringles (Deep in the Tony Hart land), Friday, 16 December 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16132071.jpg

NOW A FREE SLEDGE FOR EVERY READER, KILLER ICE NOT INCLUDED

James, Friday, 16 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

That sounds killer!
oh wait

yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

FREE MINCE PIES WORTH £1

They must be shit, unless they mean £1 each.

yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

And in other news, celebrity in talent contest wants to win said talent contest.

yes this is the real (snoball), Friday, 16 December 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

"Bookmakers make it more likely they'll take money from stupid people" is another favourite.

James, Friday, 16 December 2011 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week3/16134430.jpg

NOW SHOCK XMAS HIT FOR THE DECEMBERISTS

James, Wednesday, 21 December 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week4/16136550.jpg

INCREDIBLE... HUMAN INTEREST STORY SWEPT OVER INTERNET FOUR DAYS AGO FOUND ON NEWSPAPER FRONT PAGE

James, Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

yeah but you didnt get real dairy cream with it

Anyone need a (Jimmy Riddle), Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

lol james

nakhchivan, Saturday, 24 December 2011 03:38 (twelve years ago) link

Boxing Day headline 'Snow found on top of Scottish mountain : we told you so'.

Billy Dods, Saturday, 24 December 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week4/16138418.jpg

OUTRAGE AS JOBLESS MURDERER OF THE PEOPLE'S PRINCESS GETS BENEFITS AND SKIPS HOSPITAL WAITING LIST

James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

Daily Express, December 5th:

Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “We may not see a mirror image of last year’s weather with widespread snow but the chances of a white Christmas for large parts of the country are quite high. North-east England and Scotland have a 35 to 40 per cent chance of a white Christmas.”
Daily Star, December 26th:
Jonathan Powell, of Positive Weather Solutions, said: “It felt more like spring and anyone taking a brisk Christmas walk on a beach or seafront would have felt like tucking into an ice cream afterwards.”

James, Wednesday, 28 December 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link


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