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soon i will have to go to "meridian house" and interact with the biggest douchebags in the city tho ;_;

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

what a sad, sad story

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

if it makes you feel better i had to listen to a conversation about whether or not alton brown's tits were more annoying than rachael ray's.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute, this party is right across the park from my apartment :D

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i would be unsettled, knowing so many douchebags were right across the street from me

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i live next door to the childe harold what am i talking about

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

it means i don't have to take a cab, tho, is the thing. and also at any point i can just walk back here, pour another gimlet, and listen to "no surrender."

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM OUT OF BEER

GUESS IT'S HARD LIQUOR O'CLOCK

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I am gonna go to the new hot dog/sausage place across from amsterdam falafel and then to the champagne bar in the basement of Napoleon. I predict 50% of these places will be good, but I don't know which.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link

champagne bar??

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:16 (seventeen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u02ulEWq4cA

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:23 (seventeen years ago) link

gay

― The RealJTMod (Real JT Mod of Team Courage), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:26 (seventeen years ago) link

champagne bar in the basement of the newly opened Napoleon, a few doors down from Bedrock Billiards in the space that used to be Mantis. It's owned by the same people as Cafe Bonaparte in gtown.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i do not understand the comments on that youtube video at all

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't appreciate the prejudice on this thread.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Made in a little bit funky style, that bass sounds good..

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Tombot, I don't know what you did, but it looks much better over there. Or maybe it's just my work vs. home computer.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 03:15 (seventeen years ago) link

IN THE WEE WEE HOURS
YR MIND GETS HAZY
RADIO RELAY TOWERS
LEAD ME TO MY BABY

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 05:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Well a person can work up a mean, mean thirst
After a hard day of nothin' much at all

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

hey alex thanks for coming and meeting me at the bar and bringing 150 of your douchebag friends.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2006/12/DSC00127.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Stayin' out late tonight
won't be gettin' sleep

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

RIP THAT GLASS I JUST BROEK

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:20 (seventeen years ago) link

whoo boy here comes the maudlin

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:28 (seventeen years ago) link

yo im sleepy

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 06:40 (seventeen years ago) link

as it turns out, there's a good reason why people don't drink straight bitters. 20 dashes of Regan's Orange did not leave the best aftertaste, but I'll try again with some other varieties.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, i was gonna ask how that one worked out.

― a_p (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like a fool's gambit

― 69 (pete), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Guys I saw j.lu on the bus this a.m.--hopefully she will join us at BH for apres-work beerz!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell is j. lu

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

last night:

From: Brian Miller
If the gala is too gay for you i'm heading to the basement champagne bar of napoleon on columbia

From: a_p
THAT'S WHERE THE AFTERPARTY FOR THIS THING IS no joke

From: Brian Miller
oh wtf

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude j.lu is like the most xtreme old-skool dcilxor--don't be hatin'!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

she was here before you could READ!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

she was here before there even WAS an ilx!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

"jokes that were funny before coffee" is my favorite new wonkette category.

― systemwide fish item (Brian Miller), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the insinuation that MW learned to read AFTER ilx came into being

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

who said i was hatin' i was not hatin

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i was reading dick and jane at age 1.5.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

bummer dude, i was gonna get the bros to chip and get you a pretty badass "most improved" trophy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://catandgirl.com/store/trophy_use.jpg

― heaven is not a truck, it's a series of tubes (a_p), Friday, 23 February 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i have a question. if you are an actress, and you are going to get naked in a movie, do you warn your dad first, so he can choose to not see your movie? y/n

nb there's no actual reason i'm asking this, in case anyone is wondering what movie i am starring in

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

ZR I think we should consider auditioning for a screaming bitch idiot to front our act. I forgot to tell you that, about 75% of the vocals on the IM tracks ("no tight pants" excepted) are by my old bipolar film student buddy Bri4n, we gave him no other responsibilities than to screech and mutter into an SM58 I jacked from the radio station and it enabled myself and wolfgang to get on with the "atmospherics"

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^BEST POST EVER

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Michael Madsen refuses to watch the movies his sister's been naked in, so I assume she either warns him or he makes sure to find out early through an advanced network of hollywood contacts

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

excuse me but i'd like to be considered for position of "screaming bitch idiot"

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

boy you sure know everything about virginia madsen!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

12 hour weekend shifts will do that to a man

― TOMB07 (trm), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hm, a screaming bitch idiot...if only there were a location, a location on the internet, where we might be able to find one of these people. perhaps even many of these people.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

but no, i don't even know what such a place would look like.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 23 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

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