make a wish upon the wish anus

or commanded it?

I had a dream as a child
that fortunes good and bad
were bestowed by an anus
a wish anus

wish me love a wishing anus
to kiss and tell
a wishing anus of butterfly tears

dear wish anus,

last night i was visited by three wish anuses who showed me chilling visions of past, present and future. as a result, i realized that my wish was selfish. please transfer my wish to the make a wish foundation and give it to either a starving or terminally ill child, if it is not yet too late.

affectionately yours,

The league of women voters,

by the powers invested me... I can only... turn... time... forward!

by the time you read this, time... will... have... turned... forward!!

wishing in perpetuity,
the wish anus

bene gesserit,

very good, I see my brethren have done their work (although I wonder if perhaps you were not visited by the luck rectum instead, my mortal enemy, in disguise). nevertheless, I shall transfer your wish to the make a wish anus foundation and see to it that it shall be dispensed properly.

fed,
the wish anus

I have a wish that I would like to confidentially convey to the wish anus. please advise.

the wish anus is not about 'confidentiality' or 'conveyance'

if your wish is pure enough, the anus will grant it