dear wish anus,
as i look you directly, nowi feel the urge to leave as if i'm being pulled by a magnetif i only had the wisdom, wish anus, to know why you repel!!
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link
*headbangs*
how do we even know there IS a wish anus? has anyone SEEN the wish anus?
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link
or smelled it
― if you ain't gonna wash it, i ain't gonna eat it, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:31 (twelve years ago) link
or commanded it?
― Z S, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link
I had a dream as a childthat fortunes good and badwere bestowed by an anusa wish anus
― wrinklepause, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 07:27 (twelve years ago) link
wish me love a wishing anusto kiss and tella wishing anus of butterfly tears
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link
last night i was visited by three wish anuses who showed me chilling visions of past, present and future. as a result, i realized that my wish was selfish. please transfer my wish to the make a wish foundation and give it to either a starving or terminally ill child, if it is not yet too late.
affectionately yours,
― bene_gesserit, Tuesday, 13 December 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link
The league of women voters,
by the powers invested me... I can only... turn... time... forward!
by the time you read this, time... will... have... turned... forward!!
wishing in perpetuity,the wish anus
― wish anus, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:54 (twelve years ago) link
bene gesserit,
very good, I see my brethren have done their work (although I wonder if perhaps you were not visited by the luck rectum instead, my mortal enemy, in disguise). nevertheless, I shall transfer your wish to the make a wish anus foundation and see to it that it shall be dispensed properly.
fed,the wish anus
― wish anus, Thursday, 15 December 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
I have a wish that I would like to confidentially convey to the wish anus. please advise.
― unregistered, Sunday, 7 April 2024 01:49 (three weeks ago) link
the wish anus is not about 'confidentiality' or 'conveyance'
if your wish is pure enough, the anus will grant it
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2024 05:04 (three weeks ago) link