There will be no sandbox Detrius 2011 thread.

Yeah, I think I'd like to be an angry prophet inveighing against the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end.

let me show you a picture of my Pride and Joy

Camaraderie once again successfully avoided.

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~dfgriffin/website/KingofComedy.jpg

Don't cry. Just score it as an incomplete forward pass.

you can always put your failed camaraderie where your heart should be.

Our unspoken rule, Morbs, is never use the same line twice.

Next to a tenor, people who quote All About Eve are the touchiest thing in show business.

Inside a tenor, it's too dark to touch.

If the BFCA is any indication, the supporting acting awards are still pretty kinda sorta open, but maybe not as much as I'd hoped...

Best Supporting Actor
Kenneth Branagh, "My Week with Marilyn"
Albert Brooks, "Drive"
Nick Nolte, "Warrior"
Patton Oswalt, "Young Adult"
Christopher Plummer, "Beginners"
Andy Serkis, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"

Best Supporting Actress
Bérénice Bejo, "The Artist"
Jessica Chastain, "The Help"
Melissa McCarthy, "Bridesmaids"
Carey Mulligan, "Shame"
Octavia Spencer, "The Help"
Shailene Woodley, "The Descendants"

Grady Hendrix recommends 10 unseen films (well, I saw Kaboom, and it wasn't much). Jackie Chan made a good one??

http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/movies/2011/12/ten_movies_you_didn_t_see_in_2011_but_should_have.html

Stake Land is the only one I saw. Worth a look for the denizens of "let's all shit our pants to something new."

Yeah, Kaboom was kind of a big nothing. Araki should have called it a day after Mysterious Skin

or do adaptations.

I've already repped for A Lonely Place to Die, but Super boasts a hysterical Ellen Page (easily the most notable thing in the movie) and Stake Land has a few nice moments.

Meanwhile, these are all opening about 90 seconds from my house this Friday:

Tuesday, After Christmas
Elite Squad: The Enemy Within
The Eye of the Storm

Anyone seen any of 'em?

yes, Tuesday is primo

How's Le Quattro Volte?

Scott and Dargis' lists are out.

Golden Globes:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/golden-globes-nominations-the-artist-bridesmaids-my-week-with-marilyn-hugo-the-descendants

Woody gets a shot in the arm, our tastes get shot in the head.

Clooney, Pitt, Davis, Streep, Brooks, Spencer, Chastain reaffirm their nomination frontrunner status.

I don't know that any of Woody's nominations were unexpected. The real shot in the arm goes to The Ides of March.

The Tree of Life was shut out, but that doesn't surprise me from the GGs, and I don't think it necessarily affects its Oscar chances. I do start to worry for Gary Oldman, Patton Oswalt, Ben Kingsley, and Vanessa Redgrave -- each of whom failed to receive either a SAG or GG nom.

Extremely Loud seems like it's crashing before takeoff, but I imagine the momentum could change once the film is actually released.

reaffirm their nomination frontrunner status.

Frontrunner FOR WHAT, EXACTLY?

I rrrreally prefer to put the Slant list on regular detrius, not sandbox. So I think stet has about 3 hours.

Don't be coy, you sly puss.

I'm not coy; I'd rather talk about Poetry than Oscarshit.

btw Extremely Loud poster looks like Home Alone IV: My Dad Died in 9/11.

The Ides of March love ends with the Globes. If Gosling's getting in at all (and he's not), it'll be for Drive.

still think he should ride the sabermetrics wave and do The Bill James Story next

I haven't seem all of those GG honorees, thank God, but I think my favorite is Viggo as Freud.

Love how not nominating something that's only got huge amounts of pre-release publicity going for it constitutes "snubbing." It's entitled, just like Obama is to liberals' votes.

The Ides of March love ends with the Globes.

Yeah, on reflection, that's probably true.

OK, let me get in on the Osc*r blogging: Eric, did you ever get to A Serbian Tale?

OK, I surrender.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/feature/the-25-best-films-of-2011/295

http://www.slantmagazine.com/house/2011/12/slant-magazines-top-25-films-of-2011/

Worthwhile list except for the inclusion of Beginners.

Glad to see Of Gods and Men made the cut (good blurb, Morbs).

Frankly, I could've put my top 4 in any order, but decided to go with the one that was most imposing, and had 99% of its verbiage untranslated. (I wonder if the DVD will have full subtitles?)

Most of the staff 25 that I didn't pick would've been in my #21-30 too.

I found Certified Copy deeply irritating

I think that's partly intentional, and I wouldn't argue too violently either way. And I'm glad The Tree of Life is on there even if I was one of 2 holdouts.

Brighter Summer Day is on my list too – saw it for the first time that wasn't on a grainy VHS and respect/love it so, so much more.

I saw it less than 3 weeks ago, but zipped through it on Google Video the other night as a refresher. (not recommended for a first viewing)

props, slant, for your #1 (mine also) and for listing el sicario

the post office did not deliver El Sicario to me in time.

re the GGs, kinda shocked at Foster's one-note Carnage role. Michael Sicinski described her character accurately as "a fascist Amy Goodman."

My beloved H0u$+0n Film Critics Society sent this out today (ceremony in January)

2011 Best Picture - The Descendants
2011 Best Director - Nicholas Winding Refn, Drive
2011 Best Actor - Michael Fassbender, Shame
2011 Best Actress - Tilda Swinton, We Need To Talk About Kevin
2011 Best Supporting Actor - Albert Brooks, Drive
2011 Best Supporting Actress - Shailene Woodley, The Descendants
2011 Best Screenplay - Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash, The Descendants
2011 Best Animated Film - Rango
2011 Best Cinematography - Emmanuel Lubezki, The Tree of Life
2011 Best Documentary - Project Nim
2011 Best Foreign Film - I Saw The Devil
2011 Best Original Score - Ludovic Bource, The Artist
2011 Best Original Song - "Life’s A Happy Song" from
The Muppets, music & lyrics by Bret McKenzie
2011 Technical Achievement – Rise of the Planet of the Apes
2011 Worst Film of the Year – Your Highness

2011 Best Actor - Michael Fassbender, Shame

congrats on looking passive & moody & then at one point emotional

There were flashes of his, ahem, gifts.... the restaurant date w/ the coworker and listening to sis murder 'nyny'.

but it's hard to top that pair as worst films for a best actor/actress. ever. by anyone.

so he's basically in a 110-minute Romanek video

also, I'm starting to hate The Descendants almost as much as Alfred & Armond do.

I didn't get The Descendants love at all. What did I miss?

Take Shelter was pretty A+ though.

B/B+

I recommend the Sl4nt comments for our editor's response to the gadfly who wants us to champion films that have never played in the US.

TS would've drifted into A territory if it weren't for the disastrous (har har) ending.

I wasn't really grading it an A+ but yeah, I see what you mean. The ending didn't bother me though.

Ebert's top 20:
http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/12/the_best_films_of_2011.html