J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

Release him, foul Clippers

good trade for both teams imo

kpelton Kevin Pelton
Now the truth comes out: Tony Allen is everyone's source.
5 minutes ago

tony allen's twitter is very upbeat!! what the hell does his handle mean tho

like whenever it seems like the insanity might be slowing down, tony allen breaks a nonexistent trade on his twitter and then blames mike conley

I'm glad they've handed stewardship of the Hornets over to Stu Jackson. His sterling record as Grizzlies GM from 1994 to 2000 assures me that he's the right guy for the job.

player/owner war of attrition continues:

The NBA sent a letter to Andy Miller, Billups’ agent, on Monday morning, warning him there could be consequences for Billups if he fails to live up to his professional obligations with a team that claims him off waivers, a league source said.

Miller had sent a letter to multiple NBA teams encouraging them not to put in a claim on Billups, and Billups told Yahoo! Sports that he could become a problem for a team that did so. The NBA reacted in strong terms, warning Billups he wasn’t allowed to usurp the amnesty process. Clearly, the NBA is on a mission to get a tighter grip on player movement.

missed the Mavs signing VINCE CARTER to the full midlevel
wtf omg w/e

lol

the players should just all simultaneously retire on Friday.

I like the theory that Prokhorov just bought the Nets to establish a presence in the West so assassinating him would be more scandalous.

lol

yeah. running against vladamir putin seems like an unwise career move.

Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds -- I'm just going to presumptively say that Chris Paul talks will fall apart at least 209 times tonight, then he will be traded to the Dodgers.

Martell Webster out indefinitely after back surgery. David Kahn bats 1.000, doesn't he?

http://docfunk.tumblr.com/

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just to baptize this thread

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yes!

lol @ no more hive dollars

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yo dawgs is there a ILH fantasy league or wut

omg this happened this summer:

"Kahn reports (Wesley Johnson's) pecs and biceps are looking firm and bigger just from his training this offseason thus far"

sexy

welcome back, nba

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yo dawgs is there a ILH fantasy league or wut

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, December 12, 2011 9:02 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

you didnt get the email?

I just started posting on here this week. I've tried to stay out of ILH because I will inevitably lead to insane arguments. But I couldn't resist after Sternmageddon.

m bise runs the fantasy league - hopefully he will add you when he sees this. we are short one team

I'm surprised there isn't Rudy Gay trade talk after they ponied up so much for Gasol (and after a good playoff run without Rudy).

can't believe my brain is on funk again, been too long once I been good and funked

http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/59595

think password is ilhoops1112

my team name is "bell biv monroe"

I'm in.

btw Timberwolves pursuing Jamal Crawford wtf

haha have we ever had 16 teams? this is gonna be a blast.

oh my gosh the draft is gonna be soooo thin. Not sure we've ever had more than like 10 people?

There is renewed momentum to push through a trade that would send Chris Paul from the league-owned New Orleans Hornets to the Los Angeles Clippers, according to sources close to the process.

jesus fn christ people

oh my gosh the draft is gonna be soooo thin. Not sure we've ever had more than like 10 people?

― clay, Monday, December 12, 2011 10:43 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

this way there's a possibility of someone drafting Darko.

no super teams in this league, cotdamnit

mavs sign delonte west lololol

Really?

And I managed to miss the fact that they also signed Vince Carter until just now as well.

Adrian Wojnarowski @WojYahooNBA -- Y! Sources: Hornets-Clippers deal for Chris Paul "Dead for now," official says.

this, after the trade was made, then voided by the league, 207 times last night.

lmao i forgot mark jackson was the warriors coach

it's like such a pleasant surprise when you remember again

cool guy

si_vault Andy Gray
I like how Mark Jackson coaches while wearing one of those telemarketer microphone things: http://pic.twitter.com/3l6CvbYD
3 minutes ago

look hes trying and failing to guard someone for the 5 billionth time in his life, later hell tell his team all abt how defense is abt commitment

great defense, mark

haha

http://www.celebrityclubber.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/slap.jpg

its gonna be tough but i have full faith that he can mold steph curry into a sub 40% career shooter