make a wish upon the wish anus

can I call you wish ayne for short?

horus's ass is all-time

henrietta lacks,

your wish is... granted! as an example of the generosity of the wish anus, I shall not count that wish against your wish anus allotment. but I request that you touch me, the wish anus, tenderly three times as a lagniappe, to me, the wish anus.

the wish anus

cat fancy,

yes. your wish is expended. you have no more wishes.

the wish anus

hi wish anus

hi ~curious orange~,

what may I do for you?

the wish anus

dear wish anus--

i'm caught up in one-night love affairs. will true love ever find me there?

yours,

dear wish anus

could i squeeze seven balls out of you?

nuhnuhnuh,

yes, and however, I am sad to say, on the night you finally find your true love, your true love will die of a congenital heart defect while in bed with you. the police will enter on an unrelated warrant search but will discover you with the dead body of your true love. you will be tried and convicted of murder and be sentenced to life without parole. this, the wish anus sees with piercing clarity.

the only way to avoid this is to either refrain from one-night love affairs, or to let the font of the wish anus wash over you.

the wish anus

p much resigned to deems,

inside the wish anus, you will find no balls. all balls lie outside the wish anus.

yours,
the wish anus

just wanted the euromillions numbers tbh

Dear wish anus,

I would like to turn back time, and I was wondering if you could find a way.

Thanks bunches,
The league of women voters

daerest wish anus,

i wish to sew you shut, and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.

and feeding you.

yours in christ,

dear wish anus,

as i look you directly, now
i feel the urge to leave as if i'm being pulled by a magnet
if i only had the wisdom, wish anus, to know why you repel!!

*headbangs*

how do we even know there IS a wish anus? has anyone SEEN the wish anus?

or smelled it

or commanded it?

I had a dream as a child
that fortunes good and bad
were bestowed by an anus
a wish anus

wish me love a wishing anus
to kiss and tell
a wishing anus of butterfly tears

dear wish anus,

last night i was visited by three wish anuses who showed me chilling visions of past, present and future. as a result, i realized that my wish was selfish. please transfer my wish to the make a wish foundation and give it to either a starving or terminally ill child, if it is not yet too late.

affectionately yours,

The league of women voters,

by the powers invested me... I can only... turn... time... forward!

by the time you read this, time... will... have... turned... forward!!

wishing in perpetuity,
the wish anus

bene gesserit,

very good, I see my brethren have done their work (although I wonder if perhaps you were not visited by the luck rectum instead, my mortal enemy, in disguise). nevertheless, I shall transfer your wish to the make a wish anus foundation and see to it that it shall be dispensed properly.

fed,
the wish anus

I have a wish that I would like to confidentially convey to the wish anus. please advise.

the wish anus is not about 'confidentiality' or 'conveyance'

if your wish is pure enough, the anus will grant it