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is this the incorrect instinct??

no absolutely correct. i didn't answer calls from my parents for months when they got a new area code only because i didn't recognize it. i never answer the phone unless i'm expecting a call from someone i who may not be calling from a number in my phone book.

i'm wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.

ok, if i thought this i'd be checking my phone every two minutes just to make sure i was still getting a signal or something. you have to answer now. are you up for special teams, strength & conditioning, or linebackers coach?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dankomannhaupt.de/bilder/florida01/images/234%20Seaworld%20Orlando%20-%20Shamu.jpg
Try to breathe some life into a letter
Losing hope, never gonna be together
My courage is at it's peak
You know what I mean
How do say you're O.K. to
An answering machine?
How do you say good night to
An answering machine?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha! funnies!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i guess i'll start answering my phone then

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no don't. i will just be a bunch of sad drunk clicks and whirrs

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean it not i

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

sure you do

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

NOW the story comes out...

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/ShamusFace.gif

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

**clik clik**

― Sad Drunk Flipper (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ATTN MORAN: KILLER WHALE != DOLPHIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

UH THATS WHY HES SINGING THAT SONG U LITTLE BITCH

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

WHATEVER I AM NEVER SPOONING WITH YOU AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

so guys

this is the meeting is just had
1an: so i'm sure you have heard by now about d4rrel
me: yeah, he told me himself on tuesday!
1an: well i just wanted to let you know some things (blah blah blah about a career fair and interview process and # of candidates etc etc). i mean, basically, we need to take some of the load off of you. you're the only person selling any ads on the team, to be honest.
me: lol yeah i know you'd be fucked if i went on a bender or something (nb: i actually said this)
1an: lol yeah don't do that! i'm serious, though. so, i would like to get you more involved in a lot of the higher level processes, i think maybe we need to get you in on managerial type stuff........
me: (thinking) DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT BOXCAR BOXCAR NO NO NO PLZ SAVE ME SHAMU
1an: ...first, this is an admission of a mistake on my part. you're going to be taking back over the c0ld spr1ng harb0r account, and i'm going to reassess the key accounts anyway, let's see what we can do with that. i think you'd be a better fit for quite a few of them...
me: (thinking) HOW DOES THIS HELP EXCUSE ME BUT WTF R U DOIN
1an: ...also, the interview process is going to start on monday. i'd like you to be responsible for this, have you ever interviewed people before?
me: (dumbfounded) yes, at my last job, and at the radio station i had to do that too but neither were very professional places lol.
1an: lol radio station! cool. anyway, yeah, i think it'd be best to have you do this, so we can make sure the entire team is working with you, i think you'd be kind of supervisory...
me: (head explodes)

so i went to the korean and flirted for some free coffee to make myself feel better but it only half helped.

WTF DO I HAVE TO DO AROUND HERE? I AM ALREADY WASTING 98% OF MY DAY ONLINE AND SHOW UP HUNGOVER 73% OF THE TIME AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Cool Allyzay, congrats! Maybe it means more $$$

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1171895218-417783817_Big.b.jpg

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

the thing is that those cat dollars are actually what i am being paid in here, mw

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i could easily locate that achewood w/tittybuxx

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i could get the cartiledge head achewood out of my brain

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

btw kudos to the latest achewood arch for the "truffles of the lady body" line

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=02212007

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I totally missed that.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok so last night i showed this one http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=09132005 to my friend rich because i wanted him to see the scariest shit i have ever seen in a comic and now i can't stop thinking a bout it and i think it prevented me from sleeping last night.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

totes. secret taco bell menu = classy

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha i love cartilage head!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF A COWARD

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hey ZR to answer yr question from like an hour ago i have about half of BOINK!! but not the alt "Seen yr video." there's some other good shit on there tho if you ever wanna hear it, tho maybe nothing too essential if you already have, like, the acoustic "stairwell" version of "can't hardly wait"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

you can prob s0uls33k that shit pretty easily BOINK's not hard to find.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

wow, cartilage head really reminds me of the comics a guy I went to college with did

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah we all went to college with that guy, is the thing

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dudes we are successfully turning new ordery jam into quine tapes jam :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

no no no turn it into rock n roll animal

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome! I can't wait to hear new FA songs!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe will turn it into take no prisoners

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

three-minute dueling noodly arena rock guitar solo intro DO IT

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

there ain't nobody watchin DO IT

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you should turn it into a dead or alive album

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLY OTM

you're gonna need a lot more sequencers.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha take no prisoners otm

"What does Mark Jenkins do in bed? Is he a toe fucker?"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i assume this new song is approximately 34:45 in length

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Dead Or Alive were like the VU of Hi-NRG

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

brian, i'm glad you are here to help me out amongst the corny indie fuckers.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=52211#unread

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) omg I know it's like get a real recording studio already.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~alr237/doa_main.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

hey you synth people can bite me and my barnacle encrusted hiney

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://graphicexpectations.com/posterimg/urgh.jpg

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

You saw a he-man body, with an angel's face
I was a different gender, king of the
she-male race,
I wore belts, boots up to my thighs,
I had thick mascara all around my eyes,
I've done it before, I'm gonna do it again,
I had a different name, I'm not ashamed,..It was!

N.U.K.L.E.O.P.A.T.R.A Nukleopatra,
N.U.K.L.E.O.P.A.T.R.A Nukleopatra,
Nukleopatra, Nukleopatra!

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i was walkin', walkin' around walkin' round, round round downtown saw some people stompin' round sayin' disco sucks, like shit lots of plastic people building a plastic steeple

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

mw please stop telling me to bite you, i don't think you'd enjoy it much if it actually happened

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

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