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shout-out to dead grandather wankette for the suit tho!

(xpost ed i'm 8 feet tall)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well, good knowing you all!

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, midget lady, turtleneck?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dead grandfather wankette=very funny

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

haha omg @ suit

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

this job would be so much more agreeable if i didn't have to actually interact with anyone else in this building (at a minimum) and if i could blast the minutemen at top volume all day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

all jobs would be more agreeable if that were true, kevin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that suit is a) seriously my dead grandfather's and b) the greatest thing i own

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this is pretty much the only picture of me ever taken that i like:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9008/me06hq0.jpg

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN A CORDUROY SUIT DRINKING A BLACK AND TAN RIDING AN EXERCISE BIKE?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh a little big there, whoops

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS YOU ARE ALL SO YOUNG (except maybe kevin???)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no, mw and tom are super old too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"super-old" = 4 years younger than me???? *dies of arthritis*

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

BITE ME ALLYZAY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

so am i the only one who's middle aged here?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i really didn't mean to inspire some sort of existential crisis in everyone by posting a funny picture of myself drinking a black and tan and riding an exercise bike

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the picture--no crisis here! I still look good!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope to God I'm not middle-aged yet. I don't have the dosh to support the mid-life crisis.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

does dosh mean butt?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you look like ira kaplan!

i don't see myself making 68 let alone living past it so i'm guessing i'm at least middle aged. but i'm totally cool with that. age is just a number, etc. etc.

i might feel differently if i didn't have the maturity level of a 15 year old.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

My butt can support not only a mid-life crisis but an entire badonkadonk-deprived nation.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

a chicken in every pot, junk in every trunk

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

dan, that is an exagerration.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE NATION
UNDER MY ASS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ A+#1 PRESIDETN, WOULD VOET AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

so we're going to stay here as long as possible, right?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait Dan are you saying YOUR BUTT CAN SAVE AMERICA????

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

zr of course we are, wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kool thing :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

dan, can your ass fix ilx?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

10am meetings which you're totally not ready for that the client pushes back to 2:30 are AWESOME.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Right now it can't be bothered (it should also be writing a status report due in 6 minutes, oops).

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i wish i was hungover right now. cause that would mean i was doing something other than sorting laundry last night. or at least i would have had more fun while sorting laundry last night.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

also, i burned the equals lp last night with the intention of uploading it this morning but then i forgot my ipod on my coffee table. maybe tomorrow.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i need
more cigarettes
more cigarettes
i need

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

someone from a "407" area code which appears to be disneyworld has been calling me incessantly for the past, oh, 4 weeks. never, ever leaves a message, calls at least 5 times per day. i do not answer phone calls from people i do not know because A) i hate phones B) every time i've done such a thing it's been a horrible terrifying ex calling me to bitch out on something or another anyway. but now, i am not answering purely out of spite.

is this the incorrect instinct?? i'm wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - that ist good one. hay alex you got the full vocal version of "seen yr video"? i would very much like to hear that, if so.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"Welocme back to the office! Can you see me when you get a chance?"

8[
do not want

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay have you ever dated goofy?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://p.vtourist.com/853154-Shamu_the_killer_whale_at_SeaWorld-Orlando.jpg
"why won't she answer? ;_;"

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^^ alex's joke is better

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

is this the incorrect instinct??

no absolutely correct. i didn't answer calls from my parents for months when they got a new area code only because i didn't recognize it. i never answer the phone unless i'm expecting a call from someone i who may not be calling from a number in my phone book.

i'm wondering if it is perhaps tony dungy, calling me from disneyworld, offering me a coaching position, and i am blowing my chances.

ok, if i thought this i'd be checking my phone every two minutes just to make sure i was still getting a signal or something. you have to answer now. are you up for special teams, strength & conditioning, or linebackers coach?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dankomannhaupt.de/bilder/florida01/images/234%20Seaworld%20Orlando%20-%20Shamu.jpg
Try to breathe some life into a letter
Losing hope, never gonna be together
My courage is at it's peak
You know what I mean
How do say you're O.K. to
An answering machine?
How do you say good night to
An answering machine?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha! funnies!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i guess i'll start answering my phone then

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no don't. i will just be a bunch of sad drunk clicks and whirrs

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean it not i

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

sure you do

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

NOW the story comes out...

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.family-vacation-getaways-at-los-angeles-theme-parks.com/images/ShamusFace.gif

If I came back as a dolphin
Would U listen 2 me then?
Would U let me be your friend?
Would U let me in?
U can cut off all my fins
But 2 your ways I will not bend
I'll die before I let U tell me how 2 swim
And I'll come back again as a dolphin

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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