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RELIEF! Our admin just informed me, after looking at my bill, that it was "not much at all" and that I am to put in for the entire overage amt, not just the calls for work. Apparently someone on our staff (she did not say who) regularly--as in, every month--puts in for like $400 bucks in cell charge reimbursement (instead of just having a fucking company phone, like everyone else).

Yes siree, puttin' the "N" in "Non-profit" over here, folks. . .

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1288#unread

guys this is the only good thread on nu-nu-ilx

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha best poll ever

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

probably used too much lighter fluid. i've done that before.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i'm supposed to go this event/dinner/party tonight, where i will probably be photographed and end up in the pages of some shitty magazine read by old rich white ladies in virginia, and i haven't shaved/showered since... like last thursday? probably?

DIRTBAG STYLEE.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(I hate to get all meta and shit but y'all heard that the sandbox is going to be deleted, yes?)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) haha alex you're already in their photo directory

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah we're dead-enders, dan.

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

NO IMG SRC, NO CREDIBILITY

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

up until 3 days ago i was rockin the handlebar moustache until my friend lisa said the only person who was likely to find it attractive would probably be a memeber of the greek navy. then her husband came in and said he was diggin' the 'stache. roffles ensued.

i shaved off the handlebar portion and now am sporting the standard issue cop/dick broom moustache.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DELETE THE SANDBOX? WHAT POSSIBLE SENSE COULD THAT MAKE?

― 69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what? srsly?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You're dropping the sandbox?

er, obviously, dude. WTF would be the point of two ILXes?

the sandbox was originally meant to be a code testing ground. that was all.

then, during the ILX outage of late last year, it became a replacement ILX.

again, when JW ensured the real ILX1 got closed for good, this became the real ILX.

now the real ILX is back. once the apache issues are fixed so everyone can connect (mitya and noodle vague, for instance, can't get in at all) this will be closed down.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 22nd, 2007.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

(taken from As we prepare for our new lives on ILX2, this is where we say our goodbyes to those of us staying in the sandbox)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.washingtonlife.com/issues/november-2006//yeas-and-nays/images/yeas-and-nays02.jpg

(were you a yea or a nay?)

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

midget woman, or on her knees?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

shout-out to dead grandather wankette for the suit tho!

(xpost ed i'm 8 feet tall)

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well, good knowing you all!

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, midget lady, turtleneck?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dead grandfather wankette=very funny

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

haha omg @ suit

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

this job would be so much more agreeable if i didn't have to actually interact with anyone else in this building (at a minimum) and if i could blast the minutemen at top volume all day.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

all jobs would be more agreeable if that were true, kevin

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that suit is a) seriously my dead grandfather's and b) the greatest thing i own

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this is pretty much the only picture of me ever taken that i like:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9008/me06hq0.jpg

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN A CORDUROY SUIT DRINKING A BLACK AND TAN RIDING AN EXERCISE BIKE?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh a little big there, whoops

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS YOU ARE ALL SO YOUNG (except maybe kevin???)

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no, mw and tom are super old too

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"super-old" = 4 years younger than me???? *dies of arthritis*

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

BITE ME ALLYZAY

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

so am i the only one who's middle aged here?

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i really didn't mean to inspire some sort of existential crisis in everyone by posting a funny picture of myself drinking a black and tan and riding an exercise bike

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the picture--no crisis here! I still look good!

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope to God I'm not middle-aged yet. I don't have the dosh to support the mid-life crisis.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

does dosh mean butt?

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i think you look like ira kaplan!

i don't see myself making 68 let alone living past it so i'm guessing i'm at least middle aged. but i'm totally cool with that. age is just a number, etc. etc.

i might feel differently if i didn't have the maturity level of a 15 year old.

― chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

My butt can support not only a mid-life crisis but an entire badonkadonk-deprived nation.

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

a chicken in every pot, junk in every trunk

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

dan, that is an exagerration.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

ONE NATION
UNDER MY ASS

― Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:14 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^ A+#1 PRESIDETN, WOULD VOET AGAIN

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

so we're going to stay here as long as possible, right?

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait Dan are you saying YOUR BUTT CAN SAVE AMERICA????

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

zr of course we are, wtf

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

ok kool thing :D

― ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

dan, can your ass fix ilx?

― a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

10am meetings which you're totally not ready for that the client pushes back to 2:30 are AWESOME.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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