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how did you insult manhood?

my internship consists of endlessly filling out excel spreadsheets.

i hate excel spreadsheets. i have not had to interact with one (until now) for the past 5 or so years.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, what is on these spreadsheets??

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I insinuated that he didn't know one end of a spade from t'other.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

first spreadsheet project: government docs
second spreadsheet project: electronic reference sources

i don't understand that insult

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is a weird slight.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

It extends further than that;

However, I can drive this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/122088300_0b38125c3e.jpg?v=0

Mr lido is confused by payphones.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe he wasn't really that confused by the phone; i mean i was there, when it happened. i think this is all overrated, the phone confusion thing. mythical status attributed to the mundane; i believe he was looking at a sticker on the phone.

or, he was confused by the phone, either way.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

This isn't technically funny or clever or anything but it stuck in my head so I made it into a thingie. plus, bored. oh well time to go home!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/398082574_7316e07899_o.png

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck, I have turned into milo. Oh well, at least there is gin.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Kudos, Tom.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT, I would go see that movie.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ed, maybe this will cheer gareth up after your vile insults.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/398086965_9569cb389f.jpg

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT I FOUND THE REAL PHOTO
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/398095292_b064b3066d.jpg
finally :D

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you all might like to see my notes from a meeting i attended today. try to figure out, if you can, exactly where my inability to stay awake while remaining relatively motionless in a darkened room rears its ugly head:

important time for the fda, not just for the fda as a gov't agency...in recent eyars fda hsb een faced wiht both new and more common or old problem - funding, one that we are continuing to ignore at our peril - safety, credibility - conflic of interst advisory comm's, independence of leadership and inapproprate pressures on staff - can fda do the job tha twe the public ask it to do? the fda staff deserve the rep they've earned...as prof, capabe and extremely dedicated public servants - need to recruit and retain more of them - this is a goal - to have a strong and effective fda, one that is science-based and fulfills the mission laid out fo rit - leg is now pending reg. user fees, product sfety, coi and scientific integrity

we may not have the opportunity to affect it again for several more years -

ruuth katz -

jjane henney - un. cinn - 1999-2001 fda comm. -

i'm just giogn to focus on three thigns - don't wanna go into the specific subjec tmatter - first and foremost is the integrity and cred of the agency that has always rested on its decision making abilities. that dec making is clearly based in its legal framework but has always rested soundly on the bedrock of sci evidence...must be there in order for the many consti of fda to believe and know that hte agnecy - the american people have always beleieved. in...have conifdence in the agenyc's descions- making because it has ben based in science . i think the industry, quite frankly, depends on the agency being. the ret of the world deppendos on this agency...ig ;you look k[itoo many timew ehrelkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkl;krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwhqt 0kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkother - b i ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkknot just give thi agencmnta - underrreured aen

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

RELIEF! Our admin just informed me, after looking at my bill, that it was "not much at all" and that I am to put in for the entire overage amt, not just the calls for work. Apparently someone on our staff (she did not say who) regularly--as in, every month--puts in for like $400 bucks in cell charge reimbursement (instead of just having a fucking company phone, like everyone else).

Yes siree, puttin' the "N" in "Non-profit" over here, folks. . .

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1288#unread

guys this is the only good thread on nu-nu-ilx

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha best poll ever

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

probably used too much lighter fluid. i've done that before.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i'm supposed to go this event/dinner/party tonight, where i will probably be photographed and end up in the pages of some shitty magazine read by old rich white ladies in virginia, and i haven't shaved/showered since... like last thursday? probably?

DIRTBAG STYLEE.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(I hate to get all meta and shit but y'all heard that the sandbox is going to be deleted, yes?)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost) haha alex you're already in their photo directory

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

WHAT?

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah we're dead-enders, dan.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

NO IMG SRC, NO CREDIBILITY

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:38 (seventeen years ago) link

up until 3 days ago i was rockin the handlebar moustache until my friend lisa said the only person who was likely to find it attractive would probably be a memeber of the greek navy. then her husband came in and said he was diggin' the 'stache. roffles ensued.

i shaved off the handlebar portion and now am sporting the standard issue cop/dick broom moustache.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY DELETE THE SANDBOX? WHAT POSSIBLE SENSE COULD THAT MAKE?

69 (pete), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

wait what? srsly?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

You're dropping the sandbox?

er, obviously, dude. WTF would be the point of two ILXes?

the sandbox was originally meant to be a code testing ground. that was all.

then, during the ILX outage of late last year, it became a replacement ILX.

again, when JW ensured the real ILX1 got closed for good, this became the real ILX.

now the real ILX is back. once the apache issues are fixed so everyone can connect (mitya and noodle vague, for instance, can't get in at all) this will be closed down.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), February 22nd, 2007.

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oy

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

midget woman, or on her knees?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

shout-out to dead grandather wankette for the suit tho!

(xpost ed i'm 8 feet tall)

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well, good knowing you all!

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey, midget lady, turtleneck?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

dead grandfather wankette=very funny

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

haha omg @ suit

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

this job would be so much more agreeable if i didn't have to actually interact with anyone else in this building (at a minimum) and if i could blast the minutemen at top volume all day.

chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

all jobs would be more agreeable if that were true, kevin

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

that suit is a) seriously my dead grandfather's and b) the greatest thing i own

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

this is pretty much the only picture of me ever taken that i like:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9008/me06hq0.jpg

WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE IN A CORDUROY SUIT DRINKING A BLACK AND TAN RIDING AN EXERCISE BIKE?

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

uhhh a little big there, whoops

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

JESUS YOU ARE ALL SO YOUNG (except maybe kevin???)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no, mw and tom are super old too

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"super-old" = 4 years younger than me???? *dies of arthritis*

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

BITE ME ALLYZAY

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

so am i the only one who's middle aged here?

chicago kevin says it was nice knowing you all (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i really didn't mean to inspire some sort of existential crisis in everyone by posting a funny picture of myself drinking a black and tan and riding an exercise bike

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the picture--no crisis here! I still look good!

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link


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