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wait, do not stand because if you lay down for this...?

i should learn to speak english one of these days.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

PAPERCLIP MAN

U R AN AWESOME SONG WHEN I AM ANGRY

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

there's not much i can do about it, i mean hr didn't want to give me the back pay to begin with

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

call the irs and see what they say.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't give your real name and maybe borrow a cell phone to do it though.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll tell them i'm schefter

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So y'all are gonna stay over here? I got weirded out in the middle of registering for the other place and gave off.

I never do the intro part of resumes. Just start off with my name address and schooling.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it is kind of amazing how much your hr and finance people totally blow ass in every direction whenever possible over there

do we know any lawyers besides gabbneb? we should find out at what point it is appropriate to bring suit against an employer for unpaid wages and commissions

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH, what he said is what i would have said if i wasn't both half asleep and a moron.

xpost.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i could talk to lisa but i don't think it's her type of law and also this is just retarded and not worth my time. i'm going to type up my letter of resignation and get out.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you think the chances are of Bill and Ian both getting themselves fired because when you quit the magazine goes right the fuck out of business entirely?

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well if the magazine goes out of business, they technically would be laid off, not fired.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

boourns

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

what if the magazine goes out of business and the building collapses? then do they get fired?

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

charltonlido is crying alone becaus eI insulted his manhood.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW hilarious workplace story of my day is that one of the incident handlers we laid off two weeks ago is back in the office working for the same subcontractor as before but now he's our arcsight "support engineer" in training, on a different contract, but he sits in here with us. He had to get a new badge photo taken. Jesus Christ this place.

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304090900.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you own a handgun?

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i think, for my health, i am NOT going out anywhere tonight, but people are free to come over for drinks and movies and whatever, kind of like what i intended to do last night before the black cat gin madness.

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard this link is what happened in yr apartment last night

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewsHwVOyyE

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG JUST GOT CELL PHONE BILL OMG OMG

FUCK YOU WORK CONFERENCE CALLS! FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU!!!

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh shit.

Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no no wait you do NOT pay for those

69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, yeah, you should be reimbursed by your company

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hell, my company reimburses me for excessive blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

blackberry ilxing whilst on holiday in switzerland

DORK KLANG

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

from 3400 m.ΓΌ.M.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

how did you insult manhood?

my internship consists of endlessly filling out excel spreadsheets.

i hate excel spreadsheets. i have not had to interact with one (until now) for the past 5 or so years.

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, what is on these spreadsheets??

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I insinuated that he didn't know one end of a spade from t'other.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

first spreadsheet project: government docs
second spreadsheet project: electronic reference sources

i don't understand that insult

Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that is a weird slight.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

It extends further than that;

However, I can drive this:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/122088300_0b38125c3e.jpg?v=0

Mr lido is confused by payphones.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i believe he wasn't really that confused by the phone; i mean i was there, when it happened. i think this is all overrated, the phone confusion thing. mythical status attributed to the mundane; i believe he was looking at a sticker on the phone.

or, he was confused by the phone, either way.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

This isn't technically funny or clever or anything but it stuck in my head so I made it into a thingie. plus, bored. oh well time to go home!

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/398082574_7316e07899_o.png

TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuck, I have turned into milo. Oh well, at least there is gin.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Kudos, Tom.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT, I would go see that movie.

mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

ed, maybe this will cheer gareth up after your vile insults.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/169/398086965_9569cb389f.jpg

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT I FOUND THE REAL PHOTO
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/398095292_b064b3066d.jpg
finally :D

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i thought you all might like to see my notes from a meeting i attended today. try to figure out, if you can, exactly where my inability to stay awake while remaining relatively motionless in a darkened room rears its ugly head:

important time for the fda, not just for the fda as a gov't agency...in recent eyars fda hsb een faced wiht both new and more common or old problem - funding, one that we are continuing to ignore at our peril - safety, credibility - conflic of interst advisory comm's, independence of leadership and inapproprate pressures on staff - can fda do the job tha twe the public ask it to do? the fda staff deserve the rep they've earned...as prof, capabe and extremely dedicated public servants - need to recruit and retain more of them - this is a goal - to have a strong and effective fda, one that is science-based and fulfills the mission laid out fo rit - leg is now pending reg. user fees, product sfety, coi and scientific integrity

we may not have the opportunity to affect it again for several more years -

ruuth katz -

jjane henney - un. cinn - 1999-2001 fda comm. -

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ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

RELIEF! Our admin just informed me, after looking at my bill, that it was "not much at all" and that I am to put in for the entire overage amt, not just the calls for work. Apparently someone on our staff (she did not say who) regularly--as in, every month--puts in for like $400 bucks in cell charge reimbursement (instead of just having a fucking company phone, like everyone else).

Yes siree, puttin' the "N" in "Non-profit" over here, folks. . .

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 22 February 2007 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=44&threadid=1288#unread

guys this is the only good thread on nu-nu-ilx

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha best poll ever

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Thursday, 22 February 2007 04:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok my bro just told me a story about how his roommate somehow managed to BURN MASHED POTATOES which is physically impossible unless he actually set them on fire and i'm no longer sure i understand america at all.

probably used too much lighter fluid. i've done that before.

chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:21 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh i'm supposed to go this event/dinner/party tonight, where i will probably be photographed and end up in the pages of some shitty magazine read by old rich white ladies in virginia, and i haven't shaved/showered since... like last thursday? probably?

DIRTBAG STYLEE.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

(I hate to get all meta and shit but y'all heard that the sandbox is going to be deleted, yes?)

Jesus Dan (dan perry), Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link


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