J.R. Smith has literally been shanghaied away for the foreshortened 2011-2012 NBA season: rolling ILH sandbox thread

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why will the heat be a better three point shooting team exactly

― Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, December 10, 2011 4:00 PM (28 seconds ago)

assuming they get billups, he's a good 3 pt shooter. and assuming mike miller can actually play some minutes. also if they get billups it will not matter if they can shoot the 3 because it would be a ridiculous upgrade on already the best team in the league

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

so assuming they become a better three point shooting team they will be a better three point shooting team

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

why will the heat be a better three point shooting team exactly

battier and (hopefully healthy) miller and house.

Ethan Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick -- With Jones/Battier/Miller/House, Spoelstra has four shooters historically at 38 percent of better from 3.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

lol 'historically'

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

those guys are indeed historical

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

yes, if they sign the player with the best secondary percentage in the league and successfully rehab a player known as a sniper before he was injured, i would say they become a better 3 pt shooting team

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

xps joe

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

why would anyone think those things are going to happen tho

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link

Joseph Goodman @MiamiHeraldHeat -- #Heat center Eddy Curry says he lost 70 pounds. Looks like he needs to lose another 50.

i'm rooting for curry now, tho.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

mike miller cant stay healthy and hasnt been able to for a while and billups doesnt play for them

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ethan Skolnick @EthanJSkolnick -- With Jones/Battier/Miller/House, Spoelstra has four shooters historically at 38 percent of better from 3.

― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, December 10, 2011 4:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Permalink

and you realize they had three of those guys last year

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

i do not deny it.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

and you still have to contend w/the fact that the guys on the heat who actually take all the shot dont shoot the three well

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

also it should be pointed out to all the miller apologists that even when hes been healthy over the last five or so years his usage rate has been laughably low, he either cant get open, doesnt want to shoot or more likely some combo of the two

Cooper Chucklebutt, Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

i stand by my point that if the heat get billups the nba might as well not even play this season

k3vin k., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure eddy curry has a ways to go no matter what -- and maybe he's washed-up beyond repair -- but he looks much better than the last time i saw pictures of him. anyway, good for him, whether or not he can resume his nba career.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

houston clearing space

WojYahooNBA -- Rockets will have changes to their part of proposed 3-way deal, league sources tell Y! Sports. They'd be sending more players to Hornets.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 10 December 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

going a little crazy, Richard Jefferson still on the spurs, mcdyess looks like he's gonna retire but he ain't said shit, and outside of duncan and splitter, our best dude over 6'10" is made of pastrami sandwiches

q: are we not bel biv men? a: we are bel biv devo (m bison), Saturday, 10 December 2011 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

jeff green will be a celtic again, though only on a one-year deal (thank god)

cad, Saturday, 10 December 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

But very well compensated for that year.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 10 December 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

wut is this all abt guys / freaking out over here https://twitter.com/#!/RajonRondo/status/145662381362642944

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link

ah!

so are the new NYNets going to be dwight -- nene -- dwill?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Who knows? Coulda been talking about the UK game, could be sayin' they're gonna win because of David West, could be sayin' he's out the door, could be that his team won the scrimmage. Or he won in 2K12. Who knows?

xpost

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

rondo knows

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

I have a feeling nene is going to houston still, after the gasol deal

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe he'll tweet it's meaning and you'll be okay.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

guys this billups stuff is hilarious

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

I hope he retires and throws away money. Principles are important.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

JoshuaBRobbins Josh Robbins
Dwight: "Just because I've asked to be traded doesn't mean I don't like where I'm at."
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Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

dwight howard zen koans

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

j0e, tweet to rondo, demanding an answer! this is outrageous.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

*_*

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

done xp

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

should Billups really be worried that some random lottery team is going to snap up his 13m salary this season?

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

pretty sure you're gonna be a free agent, chaunce

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

why take a chaunce

dayo, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:46 (twelve years ago) link

they don't have to pay it all! The high bidder - which could be for the vet's minimum - gets his services. The Knicks pick up the difference between the bid and his guarantee.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

ohhh that's right sorry

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

he's a UK guy, right? thinkin' he's talking about the wildcat loss today.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

he = rondo

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

and yeah, high bidder gets billups, but high bidder has to pay something toward his old salary. so if billups makes clear he'll retire if chosen by a below-cap team, it could give him leverage (the below-cap teams don't want to throw money away).

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

maybe rondo just lost to gordon hayward at starcraft

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

man he still hasnt responded to my tweet how inconsiderate

Cooper Chucklebutt, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link

But there is a salary floor, and they have to pay someone to reach it. Could see a team take a flyer on Chauncey for a few million if it brought them to that level, hoping to convince him to help their youngsters. Maybe they could promise to cut him before the deadline for signing on with a contender.

EZ Snappin, Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

no; billups made clear that's exactly what he doesn't want.

more likely, i'd say, is a below-cap team will choose him for spite or to trade him to the team of billups' choice.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:53 (twelve years ago) link

either way, i think billups is creating leverage for himself.

and as i say, i think it's a fascinating new front in this war between owerns and players over player-movement. if the cba was supposed to settle these issues, it hasn't happened, and the compressed nature of this preseason (and the impending free-agent class of next year) is exposing the ugliness in owner/player relations.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

tr: love this.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

twitter abuzz with insightful speculation about rajon rondo. for instance:

LETS DO A DRILL.BANG @phyliis_brown -- Who ever likes rajon rondo is a goofie !

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 11 December 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

@DraftExpress
Jonathan Givony Strange twist to this Chris Paul saga. I'm told by a NBA source that the Lakers have just elected to pull out of the trade.

k3vin k., Sunday, 11 December 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link


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