ILNFL sandbox thread, because you shouldn't pass up a chance to LOL @ the NY Giants

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the colts won last year too! oh yeah, those poor colts, A BLOO BLOO BLOO ;__________; (nb. I am happy they won too, but only because a Bengals loss gets my precious Titans one step closer to the playoffs)

i sort of like TO again after finding out that he rides a volkswagon beetle with 20 inch dubs.

― aidsy (aidsy), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

horseshoe, where'd you watch the game?

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Grand Central, I think the bar was called? I've never been there before, was dragged by a friend. it was overly lincoln parky, but there was cheap beer.

I do not know what to make of TO driving a Beetle. whaaaaat?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Nine Chargers Pro Bowlers! Holy cow. This has easily been the best Chargers season of my life, better than even the super bowl season, which seemed mostly like luck and inevitable destruction.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

does this guy http://media.scout.com/Media/NFL/92104_Marty_Schottenheimer.JPG make you a little nervous?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:27 (seventeen years ago) link

schottenheimer makes consistently great faces - entire first gis page is gold.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

really u guys should take a http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/marty1120.jpg

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man i can't wait til that image gets cock-souped.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pe.com/imagesdaily/2005/09-30/0930schottenheimer_300.jpg are u even hearing the words coming out my mouth jeez

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCKING http://photos.signonsandiego.com/gallery1.5/albums/051211dolphins/051211marty_tell.jpg GOOGLE ME!!!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.chargers.com/assets/002/4679_w220h.jpg ok sorry i yelled - but it was pretty great right? who's yr buddy? it's me, marty!

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

does this guy make you a little nervous?

Well I mean of course, but no more than the Chargers' natural birthright to losingness.

― Michael (Oakland Mike), Tuesday, 19 December 2006 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I go away for one day and you guys just post pix of Schottenheimer?? ;_;

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

those are some good pix of schottenheimer

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait - shouldn't that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

― David RER (Frank Fiore), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I agree. But still...there is only a couple of them.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah likely cause felonious bengals losing to manning et al was kind of a downer - especially since the night started so auspiciously with chad johnson custom shoes.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't usually find that outcome at all a downer but learning that it clinched the Ravens was a downer indeed.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait - shouldn't that CSTB pic already be cock-souped?

seriously, i'm disappointed in gc. perhaps joel could do something about it.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pats/jag(bags) game is on cbs in chicago this sunday! THANK EWE SANTA!!!

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Good news: I'll be out of town and will miss the Bucs/Browns super debacle bowl

Bad news: I'll be getting the Lions game.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Thursday, 21 December 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

FOR THE CHAMPEENSHIP:

Who should I start as my W/R: Morencey (Packers vs. Vikes) or the Griffith d00d (Falcolns vs. Panzers)?

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

griffith.

― otto midnight, that 'tofu makes you gay' ding dong (otto midnight), Thursday, 21 December 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Tarvaris Jackson coming out rarty in green bay tonite!!! so excited!

― M@tt He1ges0n (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Both guys are splitting time at RB, but word is Morency's going to spell Green a lot on 3rd downs, plus he's coming a 2-TD game (jeez, his only TDs all season!).

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Thursday, 21 December 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

marty CHOKENHEIMER

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"I go away for one day and you guys just post pix of Schottenheimer?? ;_"

At least it wasn't naked pics of Brian Billick.

― Ice Ice Cream Baby (The Dirty Vicar), Friday, 22 December 2006 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Your search - "brian billick" naked - did not match any documents (thank christ).

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Buy a fucking clue.
* Try fewer keywords.

― forksclovetofu (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

BRETT FAVRE LOVES STEVE MARIUCCI
STEVE MARIUCCI LOVES BRETT FAVRE

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT:

Would Brett Favre still play football if his entire team was electrical midgets, except for him?

ALLYZAY:

Ha! That's not even a question.

― TOM. BOT. (trm), Friday, 22 December 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL x 17,000 at burgeoning Adam Schefter/Al Davis beef.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 04:35 (seventeen years ago) link

With tonight's heroic, convincing victory over their purple-clad rivals, Green Bay is still in contention for a wild card bid. OMG WTF SOS LOL ABC PDQ STD ATF.

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 22 December 2006 05:09 (seventeen years ago) link

they could make it if philly splits! btw how the hell does bubba franks still have a job.

― aidsy (aidsy), Friday, 22 December 2006 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link

THE FAVRE MAGIC IS BACK

playoff picture is 100% madness. if your team got beat by the Browns you should be automatically disqualified (KC, NY, ATL)

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

3 first downs for the Vikes last night. THE BROWNS CAN GET THAT IN A HALF

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 22 December 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Aren't the only technically disqualified teams at this point the Raiders and the Redskins? I mean FFS I think Rich Eisen went on for exactly 13 minutes last night (the other 47 were spent on mentioning that last night MIGHT VERY WELL BE Brett Favre's last game at Lambeau) about how the Packers could still be in the playoffs EVEN IF THEY LOST LAST NIGHT AND NEXT WEEK if certain things happen. I mean FFS 7-9 teams should not be in the playoffs, there should be a law in which pro teams get replaced by Ohio State and Michigan and even Miami if they try to pretend they are wildcard teams with less than a .500 on their record. This should be a federal law, btw, not just an NFL law because the officials are tricksters, they might reinterpret it and let the Vikings slip in.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

OH WAIT THERE IS ONE MORE DISQUALIFIED, the Vikings because there is no way they can catch up with the illustrious 7-8 GREEN BAY PACKERS lol lol

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

they should have a playoffs and just invite everyone - wouldn't that be nice?

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Except Kellen Winslow.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, the playoff tuck rule eliminates the Raiders but not the Redskins.

The Browns are still in it because Kosar was offered Nancy Pelosi's job.

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i meant to invite everyone except kellen winslow. i heard he got beat up in a club. I apologized and am moved on.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.eurweb.com/images/terrell_owens-book(2006-lil-t-learns-med).jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"Here, have some of my saliva."

― clevo lk (clevo lk), Friday, 22 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I JUST NOTICED THAT BOOK IS FIRST IN A SERIES, I AM DYING TO FIND OUT THE REST OF THEM

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (Allyzay Ei, Friday, 22 December 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Tampa + Brown0z are playing the only game this year that has ZERO mathematical playoff consequences.

― Donkey Kong New York (Lee), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

My mother was actively rooting for GB last night because everyone in MN hates Childress because he sucks. I could not even be arsed to watch one minute of game.

― suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Friday, 22 December 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

you can really see the nascent psycho in little t's face there.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont think that is a photograph

― Matt Cibula (Formerly, the Haikunym), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i heard you got beat up in a club.

― jhoshea (jhoshea), Friday, 22 December 2006 18:41 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd invite kellen winslow, but only b/c he's the TE on my team. I TRADED TODD HEAP FOR HIM, WHAT A FOOL I AM.

― Eisbär (Eisbär), Friday, 22 December 2006 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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