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hey dipstick

don't buy any tickets ever again for any of our shows...

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

man the fake fictions are fuckin mean

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know if i've ever actually bought tickets to see them.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, i know i paid $5 to get into the old man puerto rican bar they played last february. but there were no tickets per se.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

i just really like seeing someone (even if it's me in this case) being called a dipstick.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

"old man puerto rican bar"!!!

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

hi Kevin. there is a new url for nuILX, just FYI. I don't want you not to be able to access it!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ilx.wh3rd.net:8080/ILX/

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ha that link makes it Times New Roman for me.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks sister horseshoe, i saw that but it didn't work. it's probably for the best, once everyone migrates over there my productivity will go through the roof or i will die of boredom or go insane or whatever.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin, i'll stay here with you

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

oooh la la...

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i'm also staying here, i'm gonna bro with jon

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

just remember to feed him.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not going over there until it looks better.

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

not after midnight

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

most of my bookmark bar is now dedicated to various ILX's.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm going to ex girlfriend's show saturday. i'm hopeful it won't be terrible and i'm hopeful i'll be drunk and i'm hopeful she'll have an afterparty and i'm hopeful it won't be awkward but all i'm banking on is being drunk.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

go with what you know

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I gotta say the new building outlines on google maps are making apects of my job much easier.

― mother russia rain down, dammit (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

holy shit, it's an early show, i'm gonna have to start drinking in the afternoon. the sacrifices i'm willing to make...

xpost- those are pretty fucking cool.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

most of my bookmark bar is now dedicated to various ILX's.

-- mother russia rain down, dammit (yourjobisyourcredi...), February 21st, 2007. (Brian Miller)

ME TOO! ive got ILX, ILX2 [which is the sandbox], and ILX3 [which is ILX2]

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

MY BACK PAY?

GIVEN TO ME AS A "BONUS"

WHICH MEANS IT WAS TAXED AT NEARLY 50% RATE

IT IS REGULAR FUCKING PAY

HOLY CHRIST

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

THAT IS BULLSHIT, ALLY!

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, that's some bullshit right there. i'd call hr and demand resolution TODAY. or do that tomorrow since it's close to the end of your work day.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i am just going to listen to country boy does dub over and over and over again until i fucking feel better about this, which means i should still be listening to this song when i die at 30 of cigarettes.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

god, if only I'D died at 30 of cigarettes. that would've been pretty goddamn good.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

little known fact: we're all going to live to be 90 just because nature is spiting us

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

kevin is totally right, ally. you gotta get that paper.

― 69 (pete), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, seriously ally, that is utter and complete bullshit. DO NOT stand for that crap because if you lay down for this they will fuck you over 4 ways from sunday. and i'm not even 100% sure what that means but i believe it 100%.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wait, do not stand because if you lay down for this...?

i should learn to speak english one of these days.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

PAPERCLIP MAN

U R AN AWESOME SONG WHEN I AM ANGRY

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

there's not much i can do about it, i mean hr didn't want to give me the back pay to begin with

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

call the irs and see what they say.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

i wouldn't give your real name and maybe borrow a cell phone to do it though.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll tell them i'm schefter

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

So y'all are gonna stay over here? I got weirded out in the middle of registering for the other place and gave off.

I never do the intro part of resumes. Just start off with my name address and schooling.

― Matilda Wormwood (Mary ), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

it is kind of amazing how much your hr and finance people totally blow ass in every direction whenever possible over there

do we know any lawyers besides gabbneb? we should find out at what point it is appropriate to bring suit against an employer for unpaid wages and commissions

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/uscode29/usc_sec_29_00000206----000-.html

― Dead Dylan Thomas (Party with me Punker), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

YEAH, what he said is what i would have said if i wasn't both half asleep and a moron.

xpost.

― chicago kevin is still a little dizzy (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i could talk to lisa but i don't think it's her type of law and also this is just retarded and not worth my time. i'm going to type up my letter of resignation and get out.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

what do you think the chances are of Bill and Ian both getting themselves fired because when you quit the magazine goes right the fuck out of business entirely?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well if the magazine goes out of business, they technically would be laid off, not fired.

― Allyzay heard you got beat up in a club. (Allyzay Eisenschefter), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

boourns

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

what if the magazine goes out of business and the building collapses? then do they get fired?

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

charltonlido is crying alone becaus eI insulted his manhood.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

BTW hilarious workplace story of my day is that one of the incident handlers we laid off two weeks ago is back in the office working for the same subcontractor as before but now he's our arcsight "support engineer" in training, on a different contract, but he sits in here with us. He had to get a new badge photo taken. Jesus Christ this place.

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304090900.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― TOMB07 (trm), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

why don't you own a handgun?

― a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 21 February 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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