Watercooler Sub Zero: Ice Capades

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Aaaahhh! Mellow Yellow! This is the first song I ever learned to play on the guitar - my dad taught me when I was about 4! He held the fingering and I strummed.

He's got the most hilarious accent this side of a Jesus and Mary Chain song - i.e. pretending to be west coast Dylanamericana when he's really from Glasgow.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick used to get compared to Donovan all the time.

I still hate raisins but have never met an olive I wouldn't eat by the kilo.

Ailsa it is now time for CURRY UPGRADE. Go for Thai red.

On Monday I had OMG proper Mexican carne asada burrito after which my entire family cussed me out for going to "the ghetto" to get it. Minneapolis has a LARGE Mexican population (who have all moved Norte over the past decade) and the bigot wing of my family assumes they're all undocumented unless they are practically brandishing papers. FFS. I'm kind of sick of this attitude my immediate family have developed where nobody in America does an honest day's work except for them.

I am going back to said "ghetto" (actually a heavily gentrified former Sears building) at least once every few days until I come home.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Curry only really works on a headcold with bad sinuses. Doesn't really work on chest colds or the dreaded chestycoughcold. (Not a Russian assasin, even though it may sound like one.)

Nick sounds nothing like Donovan. Donovan way cooler.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought Nick, along with Neil Tennant, was always getting compared to Al Stewart. Donovan's not the first name which springs to my mind.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

HMV's market position, as far as I can tell, is that it always have everything but you have to pay through the nose for it. Which means that it must love Christmas, where walking down the street seems like a tough proposition.

Kate, has anyone ever recommended Hugh-Laurie-in-medical-drama House to you?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:54 (seventeen years ago) link

TISSP tried to make me watch House. Not as good as CSI.

(Though TISSP was getting off on just how formulaic it was.)

"Jennifer... Juniper! Lilacs in her hair..."

This is just the... *wettest* music ever.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

He's like Twee on heavy LSD.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm waiting for the goo goo barrabajackal.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Got another 10 songs before I get there. Haven't heard it in *years*, honestly. I'm having such joy rediscovering these songs.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Kate's going to buy a hurdy gurdy.

pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hurdy Gurdies do look pretty darn cool...

http://www.hurdygurdy.farmcom.net/parts2.jpg

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

drone...drone...drone...

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Anything with drone strings is always going to be a hit with me.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm not saying here that Nick sounds like Donovan, only that he has been compared to him (although he's been told he sounds like Bowie, Gainsbourg, Al Stewart and a dozen other people so all this is ear-of-beholder). N. glimpsed him in a Paris hotel a couple of years ago but was too shy to approach.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Hurdy Gurdy Man is still the best song ever written in the flower power era... sheesh. I mean, it's Led Zeppelin as the backing band, innit?

Those freaking snare rolls, that fuzz guitar like a gnat... aaaahhhh...

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I ought to ask my neighbour here in the office if he has a hurdy gurdy. He specialises in the Jew's harp and will no doubt be playing it to accompany our work carols in the atrium tomorrow. However, he likes all kinds of old instruments and folk music and is also a member of a local Morris dancing group.

MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm no 'listen while you work' person, but I do have the guitar line from "Citadel" buzzing in my memory, all day so far.

So, I guess it's "Satanic Maj" on the way home tonight.

M Grout (Mark Grout), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh god, don't say that because then I'll have to listen to it, too. And I have NOOO idea where my copy of Satanic Majesty is. Probably in storage at my mum's house, on vinyl of course.

This is always the problem with Donovan best ofs, I get as far as Hurdy Gurdy Man and then can get no further, coz I just carolanne on it.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

TISSP tried to make me watch House. Not as good as CSI.

You loved it!

(Though TISSP was getting off on just how formulaic it was.)

Makes for good drinking game material.

This is as good a chance as any to advertise my forthcoming HOUSE PARTY, which will of course be a HOUSE-themed house party. Word.

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

You loved it!

I was drunk! I was so full of tequila I loved Muse videos!

So long as it's not on the 13th January. Don't force me to choose between crushes.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

N. glimpsed him in a Paris hotel a couple of years ago but was too shy to approach.

I saw Billy Mackenzie in a bar in Dundee and was exactly the same. And probably would be if I saw N in a similar situation.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

No, my BIRTHDAY PARTY is on the 13th xpost

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Some days I'd be happy saying that barabajagal is my fave song ever.

Johnney B has zeros off the line (stigoftdumpilx), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

No, no, no, noooo... how can I choose between TISSP! and PBW?

Man, I had the nastiest tasting cough mixture in the world, and it still hasn't stopped me coughing. Bah.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Mix it with Gin.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I know what I'll be attending.

(what have you agreed to on the 13th?)

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm at work!

x-post there's a Gooblar gig on the 13th. I think. He's not here to confirm or deny.

I'm really torn. I mean, if it were anything else, I'd obviously go to your birthday. But my only chance on earth to stare at PBW completely unhindered and unembarrassed coz like you're supposed to stare at people who are onstage, it's OK and not creepy or anything... no wait, now that sounds creepy.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

how can I choose between TISSP! and PBW?
You already did :)

OH OH OH but what are you people doing on the 9TH OF JANUARY?

-- tissp! (tissp2...) (webmail), December 1st, 2006 12:44 PM. (tissp!) (link)

by which i mean the 13TH, of course

-- tissp! (tissp2...) (webmail), December 1st, 2006 12:46 PM. (tissp!) (link)

I have no idea! That's, like, next year!

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...) (webmail), December 1st, 2006 12:46 PM. (kate) (link)

I know! Normally I wouldn't have a clue myself but it's my BIRTHDAY PARTY!

-- tissp! (tissp2...) (webmail), December 1st, 2006 12:47 PM. (tissp!) (link)

AAAAAHHHH!!! OK, I am going to your birthday party, then.

-- masonic boom (kateotheremai...) (webmail), December 1st, 2006 12:48 PM. (kate) (link)

Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:06 (seventeen years ago) link

You can stare at me for HOURS though as I twist and contort through many stages of drunkeness

xpost

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Ah, I knew I'd mentioned this

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

When did I post that? Was I drunk?

No, no, noooooo... We've already had this out, that I will have just had an operation on mine hand and won't be up to travelling.

Can't you change your birthday?

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

When did I post that? Was I drunk?

Probably. You are, after all, a big ol' alkyhellic.

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

December 1st, 2006 12:46 PM

If you're drunk at that time your Mum might have a point...

Onimo has his finger in the stink (nu_onimo), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

12:46PM is a perfectly acceptable time to be drunk.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Stupid Capricorns and their horny goaty ways.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

My mum has discovered my blog and started leaving me comments.

Quit it! It could be worse, I suppose. PBW's mum has a MySpace and leaves him bizarre comments there. That's much more embarrassing.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It's okay if you want to go to the g00blar gig, Kate! I'd change the date but I've already mentioned it to a few people.

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

I was chatting to James last night, he's just done his first legal party and was astounded by how easy it was to get a single event licence for it an happy not to have lost money on a party for the first time ever. As long as you keep the numbers under 499 including staff and keep to a certain number of licences a year (for the location and licensee), you can have the party without threat of your sound system being impounded and legal sell beer to cover your costs.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You would change the date of your birthday for Kate?! (xpost)

ailsa_xx (ailsa_xx), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Now I feel stupid and creepy and think it's probably a better idea if I don't go to it. Blargh.

Now I just know that there's probably a mouthful waiting for me when I get home. But I will say to my mum the same thing I've said to my friends. "If you don't want to find out what I "really" think, then don't read my diary."

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not my real birthday on the 13th anyway (xpost)

tissp! (tissp!), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

He makes me feel like the protagonist of Death in Venice and now I'm just hacking my guts up, waiting to die of cholera or plague or whatever.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ahahahahaha Kate von Aschenbach! You forgot consumption.

Also diaries are all about how you feel in THAT moment and may not be relevant by even the next moment?

B-Dods, it pains me that I met B. Mackenzie about six weeks before he died, at an aftershow for the Cure. A certain moppy-haired singer (who was friendly with me becase I'd had to interview him a few times hence context) passed out the champagne and introductions. BM was chipper, matey and smiley and in no way seemed on the brink of suicide :-(.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of drunk, I am. Right now. Yay for cheap Soviet champagne. Except this was the real M&C froggy stuff.

substitute, mitya for him (mitya), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

It was cholera, not consumption.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I just feel bad, coz, like, the first post was entitled, jokingly "Thing My Mother And I Argue About" - you know, like a joking riff off the Mil Millington column in the Guardian. Which my mum wouldn't know. :-(

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just looking down the list of Victorian-stylee ailments.

My mom be driving me crazy. No big FITE but a lot of passive-aggressive shit about The Liberals, welfare recipients and immigrants combined with how could she POSSIBLY be conservative because she is pro-choice and after universal health care.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

By her a copy of Adam Smith for Xmas.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I bought her a finger-wagger of a book along those lines last year (Nickled and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich) so must choose another option because she hasn't cracked the spine of it. Maybe the Obama biog (ha ha). I for one would be happy to have the first faculty-brat prez.

suzy artskooldisko (suzy artskooldisko), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow. Lloyd Cole lyrics seemed a lot less winceworthy when I was 20.

masonic boom (kate), Wednesday, 20 December 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link


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