2012 GOP Presidential Campaign -- "This individual's going to accuse me of an affair for an extended period of time."

WOMAN UP

talkin to you Jindal

lol

would love it if Bobby got in the ring for realz

like an MMA-type ring?

against sarah palin, maybe?

Okay imagining Bobby Jindal covering G'n'R's "Get in the Ring" has me deeply entertained.

like an MMA-type ring?

I dunno what this is, but if it's like a WWF ring then yes

lol. hope palin's entrance music is that black-sabbath song that bevis and butthead always rock-out to.

Jindal seems like the type who would go crazy and bite an ear off a motherfucker

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/12/another-oops-rick-perry-misstates-number-of-supreme-court-justices/

bah. palin would make jindal tap 10 straight times.

Perhaps the elephant in the room is that the GOP is intellectually bankrupt and that they have been selling snake oil to their constituents for so long that they (the constituents) want looniness, hence the weakness of the slate.

Also, we need to pray really hard that Perry remains in this race as long as is possible.

interestingly, it didn't have to be this way. they didn't have to retreat to bankrupt neo-hooverism. in the 2008 campaign, mccain actually rolled-out housing relief policies that were to the left of obama, in many ways (essentially i think he proposed gov't money directly to troubled homeowners, but i can't recall for sure). and in the battle over the stimulus bill, the GOP could have offered its own stimulus proposal, prioritizing its preferred goals. instead, it went another way.

why? He's not even funny anymore.

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Neither the GOP or McCain had any intention of following a Hooverist path; they were desperate! Anything, anything that stucks!

and sticks too

yeah, perry's a downer at this point. and he's holding back our newt.

so are those other bastards, too (bachmann santorum overdrive).

Anything, anything that stucks!

new GOP slogan.

why? He's not even funny anymore.

Because he's actually depressing their base across the board

Perry is a non-factor and will likely drop out soon.

good. more votes for newt!

This is a weird one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-Gr9tzYlU

Who put it out? I don't see any campaign-affiliated ID towards the end. A preemptive attack ad against attack ads--creative. If it helps box in Mitt, I love it.

You know what'd be extra great? Romney doesn't win, decides to stick it to the party that hates him so much by running as an independent. (No, I'm not serious. If he were to lose and manage not to burn too many bridges, he'd cash in somehow.)

you know what'd be extra great? romney wins the gop nomination, and donald trump decides to stick it to the nominee that he hates so much by running as an independent

you know what would be best? if romney wins the gop nomination and palin, trump, cain, santorum, perry and gingrich all decide individually to run as independents creating half a dozen religious/political sects demanding that their personal messiah/politician lead our country to salvation

and then the bear comes in

russia?

Fozzie.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89enude.phtml

I was hoping Dan meant a big, hairy gay dude

that's kinda what John Bolton is...?

Andrew Sullivan can't legally run for President, though

Man, Fozzie for Presinedt does have a ring to it, though

IRAQA WAKKA WAKKA

Muppet Sec of State?

man does no one else remember that SNL skit, for real? ;_;

Eurythmics were the musical guests!

god they probably played "Don't Ask Me Why."

Beating up on foreigner's accents/speech patterns is best left to the intimacy of your own grow room.

Protip: 'beat' sounds exactly like cock in French

Newt comin with the red meat

Can someone please kidnap Newt until at least Florida has voted? It can only help.

That is sub-par cretinism coming from 'Professor' Gingrich. Are Austrians an invented ppl? It's typical Likudnik BS designed to legitimize kicking out the Arabs from Israel altogether and it ignores the nuance of regional identity in favor of a brand of pan-Arabism that even Arabs haven't really had any faith in for over thirty years. The man is a pandering ditz with dangerous delusions of adequacy.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/21-reasons-newt-gingrich-wont-be-the-republican-nominee-for-president/2011/08/25/gIQA9m5kiO_blog.html

Stop bringing me down. I like this better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDMhlvbOFaM&ob=av2e

Ezra Klein's reasoning is too reasonable to apply to this year's Republican base. He says, fundamentally, that Gingrich is an unstable clown. So? Cain recently was polling above 25%, when no other Republican candidate was polling that high. That sort of discounts the "he's an unstable clown" argument down to size.

Hope you're right--Ezra Klein as Frank Grimes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx7njOYco2A&feature=related

An apt analogy.

The Candidate Formerly Known as the Guy Who Had Trouble Counting to Three (now negotiating Counting to One):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3v3caTWDig

This mussolini guy is a clown, he's going nowhere

Same with that Charlie Chaplin look-alike, Adolf Wotzisname.