Man, I'm lucky I didn't pick that post for a Freudian slip.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
gingrich-palin fanfic
― flexidisc, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
oh that ^^^^^ idea is horrible.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
The 22nd amendment:
Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once.
The way I read this, GW Bush could run for Vice President, with Jeb at the top of the ticket!
― Aimless, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
President Newt will deal with that amendment in due course.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:17 (twelve years ago) link
well, then jeb's VP could be . . . oh, i don't know
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SOlij2VAmoI/AAAAAAAACho/ibVig12dRCk/s400/cheney.jpg
anyone else, i guess.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link
Chris Moody @Chris_Moody -- RT @seanhannity Trump's Debate for the candidates is a go!
hell yeah
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
it's good to know that, in america -- where we value freedom, toughness, and rugged individualism -- a blowhard, imbecile millionaire can still host a debate even if almost all the candidates don't show up.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
re: Michele Bachman:
"She came up to see me four times. She would call me and ask me for advice," Trump said. "She said if she wins, she would like to think about me for the vice presidency. Most importantly, I did a two-hour phone call for her with her people. ... And after all that, she announced she was not going to do the debate. It's called loyalty. How do you do that? It's amazing to me."
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link
Trump event is gonna be cancelled now, c'mon
yeah, love that bachmann quote.
donald trump is an amazing windbag. and such a real-estate guy: all bluster, all the time. really an embarrassment to the GOP. he (and, truthfully, "candidates" like herman cain) lower the party by using its machinery as a personal platform. i've never seen anything quite like it.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
Fear and loathing in the salt mines (enjoy the comments):
http://hotair.com/archives/2011/12/09/second-look-at-a-brokered-convention/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link
Let’s face it: the Republican primary field is exceptionally, historically weak. If it would be possible to draft Palin, Ryan, Jindal, Daniels or maybe even Christie, I’d support a brokered convention. I frankly don’t care if Palin, Daniels, and Christie have ‘family reasons’. Military families of deployed service members suffer a great deal more than unfair and unflattering media attention, yet those service members still deploy. Time to put country first. Time to man or woman up and be the patriot you claim to be.troyriser_gopftw on December 9, 2011
troyriser_gopftw on December 9, 2011
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
WOMAN UP
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:56 (twelve years ago) link
talkin to you Jindal
lol
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
would love it if Bobby got in the ring for realz
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 December 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
like an MMA-type ring?
against sarah palin, maybe?
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
Okay imagining Bobby Jindal covering G'n'R's "Get in the Ring" has me deeply entertained.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
I dunno what this is, but if it's like a WWF ring then yes
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
lol. hope palin's entrance music is that black-sabbath song that bevis and butthead always rock-out to.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
Jindal seems like the type who would go crazy and bite an ear off a motherfucker
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/12/another-oops-rick-perry-misstates-number-of-supreme-court-justices/
― k3vin k., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
bah. palin would make jindal tap 10 straight times.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link
Perhaps the elephant in the room is that the GOP is intellectually bankrupt and that they have been selling snake oil to their constituents for so long that they (the constituents) want looniness, hence the weakness of the slate.
― M. White, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
Also, we need to pray really hard that Perry remains in this race as long as is possible.
interestingly, it didn't have to be this way. they didn't have to retreat to bankrupt neo-hooverism. in the 2008 campaign, mccain actually rolled-out housing relief policies that were to the left of obama, in many ways (essentially i think he proposed gov't money directly to troubled homeowners, but i can't recall for sure). and in the battle over the stimulus bill, the GOP could have offered its own stimulus proposal, prioritizing its preferred goals. instead, it went another way.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link
why? He's not even funny anymore.
xpost
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
Neither the GOP or McCain had any intention of following a Hooverist path; they were desperate! Anything, anything that stucks!
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
and sticks too
yeah, perry's a downer at this point. and he's holding back our newt.
so are those other bastards, too (bachmann santorum overdrive).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
Anything, anything that stucks!
new GOP slogan.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link
Because he's actually depressing their base across the board
― M. White, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
Perry is a non-factor and will likely drop out soon.
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
good. more votes for newt!
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
This is a weird one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-Gr9tzYlU
Who put it out? I don't see any campaign-affiliated ID towards the end. A preemptive attack ad against attack ads--creative. If it helps box in Mitt, I love it.
― clemenza, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
You know what'd be extra great? Romney doesn't win, decides to stick it to the party that hates him so much by running as an independent. (No, I'm not serious. If he were to lose and manage not to burn too many bridges, he'd cash in somehow.)
― clemenza, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
you know what'd be extra great? romney wins the gop nomination, and donald trump decides to stick it to the nominee that he hates so much by running as an independent
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 9 December 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
you know what would be best? if romney wins the gop nomination and palin, trump, cain, santorum, perry and gingrich all decide individually to run as independents creating half a dozen religious/political sects demanding that their personal messiah/politician lead our country to salvation
― Mordy, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
and then the bear comes in
― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
russia?
― Mordy, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
Fozzie.
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/89/89enude.phtml
― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
I was hoping Dan meant a big, hairy gay dude
― M. White, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
that's kinda what John Bolton is...?
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Andrew Sullivan can't legally run for President, though
― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Man, Fozzie for Presinedt does have a ring to it, though
― M. White, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
IRAQA WAKKA WAKKA
― Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
Muppet Sec of State?
― M. White, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
man does no one else remember that SNL skit, for real? ;_;
― OH NOES, Friday, 9 December 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link